| Best Signs.... Posted: 8/16/2007 3:31:40 PM | Name a fried chicken place in Cheticamp, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia..... Lick A Chick it is no longer called that...but we still laugh everytime we pass it. Was even on Jay Leno's show one night. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 8/16/2007 6:07:34 PM | | Best sign I've seen is a billboard a few miles south of Louisville that reads, TATTOOS WHILE YOU WAIT! lol | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 9/19/2007 12:14:44 PM | | OMG I have seen that sign!!! I thought the same thing! | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 9/21/2007 1:31:16 PM | | Not to degrade to bumper stickers... but I put the one on the back of my work van that stated: Driver only carries twenty dollars worth of ammunition..Also there is a little hick town in fla called: Croomacoochie...I kid you not, just south of bushnell..for years the town sign had been altered and replaced the first "C" with a G..I dont know if they ever changed it back | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 9/21/2007 8:33:52 PM | Sign in front of entrance to a country store I stopped at somewhere in the Dakotas:
Cowboys. Before entering, scrape the shit off your boots!
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 9/22/2007 8:50:12 AM | outside and antique store:
Dead peoples stuff sold here! | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 9/22/2007 7:27:46 PM | Sign on a golf course-
Any persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls On The Course Will Be Prosecuted And Their Balls Removed! | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 9/22/2007 9:00:17 PM | When I moved to Red Lake, Ontario in 1989, I remember seeing a truck with it's logo and still can't get that pic outta my head....logo on the side of the electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts" ... | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 9/22/2007 9:17:02 PM | Available4locals - that reminds me of our low-track gals here...they strut their stuff in and around the Kings Hotel...and what's next to the King's Hotel? ....a mattress company! - Sealy Posturepedic I think it is...
I was going home once over the Disraeli Bridge about 10-15 years ago and happened to glance down and notice the two 'landmarks' when I came to this ironic realization and now I sometimes point it out to whoever I may be with at the time. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 10/22/2007 12:23:54 PM | | at a Hay brokers lot in southern Missouri.....HEY, HAY! | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 11/17/2007 10:19:11 AM | | Painted on my Dads 1928 Chevy "All girls who smoke, throw your butts inside" | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 11/17/2007 10:23:44 AM | | A locksmith friend of mind has a decal on his AAA van that says "Tipping is not a city in China" And that seems to work. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 11/17/2007 4:15:19 PM | In front of a church: "Bean supper. Music to follow." | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 11/18/2007 6:03:29 AM | Hi all! Luvin' this thread! There's a sign on a plumbing business here in Kitchener that makes me giggle every time a drive past it: "Don't sleep with a drip....call me" ! | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 12/21/2007 3:19:42 PM | I find great signs on my many travels, such as
On the door of a local bar: "Pimp Zone ~ Enter & you will be **** slapped!"
On a sign in front of a vacuum sales shop: "Our vacuums really suck!"
A bumpersticker my daughter wanted an explanation for (but didn't get): "UB6~IB9"
Sign on a florist shop: "Cheap flower arrangements by Dan D. Lyon"
Sign inside a tattoo shop: There is a large poster of a biker type in a full body cast, laying in a hospital bed, and over the top in bright letters it read..."This is a picture of the last guy that asked for credit after receiving his work!"
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 12/21/2007 3:40:11 PM | Yellow parking space paint . . adjusted up over a curb, across grass, and extending to the base of a tree . . Sign on tree . .
* Reserved : Women * | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 12/21/2007 4:44:24 PM | Sign outside pub near to where I work:
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 12/21/2007 11:04:01 PM | | In a garage.....the next butt stomped on this floor just might be yours. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 12/22/2007 12:13:05 AM | | Another outside a house of ill repute: No married men please, we serve the needy not the greedy. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 12/22/2007 5:05:42 AM | | Wish I had a camera when I saw this driving downtown and a lady is peeking in the window of a store called "Urban Dog Boutique" and across the back of her jacket in bright large yellow letters was "CAT".....lol. | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 12/23/2007 7:24:03 AM | A few years ago in the states there was a huge concern in regards to childrens clothing and how certain appearal was causing deaths. The media warned ppl that clothing for smaller children should only have zippers and no frilly attachments. In Covington , Kentucky there's a sign that shows of a business just south of the airport, it's called Buttons and Bows Daycare !!!!!!  | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 12/23/2007 8:49:39 AM | saw a woman wearing a t-shirt across the chest had " Trophy Rack"  | |
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| Best Signs.... Posted: 12/23/2007 8:58:55 AM | Saw one in Rutland Vermont: Poker in the front Liqueur in the rear.
I also saw a good one in England, but it requires a picture. I interpreted it as alien space invasion or Coed showers. Either way I was stoked. Turns out both were wrong. The meaning was something like the door to the mens room is hidden by the door to the woman's room. | |
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