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Joined: 12/3/2007
Msg: 101 | |
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Posted: 12/23/2007 8:58:55 AM | Saw one in Rutland Vermont:
Poker in the front Liqueur in the rear.
I also saw a good one in England, but it requires a picture. I interpreted it as alien space invasion or Coed showers. Either way I was stoked. Turns out both were wrong. The meaning was something like the door to the mens room is hidden by the door to the woman's room. | |
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gpj
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Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 102 | |
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Posted: 12/24/2007 4:29:39 AM | seen in a polish delicattesant in wrexham NORTH WALES UK
no english or welsh allowed!!!!
hmmmm | |
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Posted: 12/24/2007 6:56:30 AM | One for this time of year......
Carol Singers will be executed! | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 1:04:36 AM | I've seen a few good ones over the years!
A window sticker on the back of my old Mini-van... "Don't laugh at my wheels... your daughter may be inside!"
"Ok.........my car may be old.....but it's PAID FOR and it's IN FRONT of yours!"
We had quite a few good T-shirts too. Ones I had included,
"My best mate ran off with my wife
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I really miss him!"
another, on the front was: "Save a chicken"...... on the back: "Eat a pu s s y"!!
"Behind every great woman is..... some guy checking out her a s s!!!"
"Save water......bathe with a chick!!"
"I've got problems too....... buy me another beer and i'll tell you about them!"
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Posted: 2/5/2008 1:34:24 AM | | Was out in a boat in Norway on the river, came round a bend and a very large sign said F A R T - means slow in Norwegian apparently | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 4:35:18 AM | i saw a road side cafe once with lindas hot baps on the side... pmsl my mate linda took a pic and used it as her screen saver, bacon butties in the morning at lindas will never be the same again !! | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 7:21:39 AM | In Missouri
Doe Run
Gas, Gun’s, Liquor, Ammo and Pawn Shop | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 3:05:03 PM | | On a fence.............Don't worry about the dog, beware of the owner--and a picture of a .45 on the sign. | |
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Posted: 2/20/2008 7:58:00 AM | | call 911 and make a cop cum | |
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Posted: 4/2/2008 9:02:22 PM | Some in my office:
"Pets welcome,
Children must be on a leash."
On my desk.
"Lab Rats have more meaningfull careers than I do.
So, your problem is?" | |
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Posted: 4/3/2008 6:54:51 AM | Virgin, Colorado
Virgin Recycling Center | |
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Posted: 4/3/2008 10:36:40 AM | found on most bottles of fizzy drinks in the UK that are produced by the same company that produces Coca Cola:
"This 500ml bottle contains 2 x 250ml "
well derrrr | |
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Posted: 4/3/2008 9:44:43 PM | On the back of a bag of shell peanuts, "Caution. May contain trace of peanuts and/or other nuts". I hope so.
On a country road south of London Ontario, "Taxidermy and Cheese shop."
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gpj
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Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 114 | |
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Posted: 4/4/2008 3:10:43 AM | seen in the daily paper today!!!!
Aquarius hahahahahah
its the best sign coz im one lol | |
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Posted: 4/4/2008 3:27:22 AM | At the world's fair 1982:
every hour on the hour with parade at 8:00PM | |
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Posted: 4/5/2008 12:49:59 AM | In Arizona, the road from Gila Bend to Maricopa........ use to have a line of signs like they did on Hee Haw.
First
This road is smoothe
next
Your car won't rattle
Then
Please be kind
finally
Don't hit our Cattle!
OK there's my contribution
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