| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/8/2006 9:07:47 PM | "I have 9 inches and its going to hurt"...
then you find out he means...he will give you three inches three times and punch you
I never saw her before in my life..
I honestly dont know how I got these marks on my body | |
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Rhett1
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/9/2006 7:25:42 AM |
"I have 9 inches and its going to hurt"...
then you find out he means...he will give you three inches three times and punch you
Hilarious! | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/9/2006 8:52:45 AM | 1) I will call you tomorrow
2) I can lick my eyebrows
3) I have never cheated on a Girlfriend
4) You are the only one I have tried this with
5) You are the only one I think about. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/9/2006 1:03:33 PM | 1. I care about ur opionions
2. If we break up it will be a big chaos in my life
3. My fart smells like roses
OOPPS I forgot. those are my lies... | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/10/2006 4:26:49 PM | 1. I got it from a toilet seat
2. The dog did it
3. I only joined the dating sites and said I'm looking for "meaningless and discreet sex" to see naked pics of chicks
Oh... and the best for last... 4. "honest" - or "I'm telling the truth,,, this time" | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/10/2006 7:08:33 PM | 1) She meant nothing to me, you're the one I love. Honest.
2) Wasn't me
3) I was at home watching television all night, I swear!
4) My wife and I are separated
5) I'm divorced
6) I spent the night at Jimmy's
7) I spent the weekend at Jimmy's
8) She and I are just friends
9) What perfume? Oh THAT purfume....it's my mom's....she hugged me
10) Those ARE SO your underwear. You just forgot you left them in the glove box. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/10/2006 8:00:38 PM | 1. No, the guys didn't buy me another lap dance.
2. No, I didn't hear the phone ringing cuz I slept in my truck.
3. No, my ex girlfriend wasn't there.
4. No, she's my buddy's wife from work calling to let me know he won't be in.
5. No, I can't remember.
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/10/2006 8:31:48 PM | 1) Hunny I swear, I wasn't even looking at her.. I was trying to read the Tim Hortons sign to see what they had for specials today but she was bent over in front of it.... Rightt..
2) Or how about this one.. Your playing pool with your budddies..and the girl on the next table next to you is shooting with her thong sticking out and you don't notice it but your buddy does..and he slaps you but you dont realize your girlfriends looking, and your like gosh I wish my girlfriend wore stuff like that.. Hunny I meant high heals ..they make ur ass look tighter..
3)Babe, seriously I've never ever been this happy.. I just get a boner over every woman I see with a set of titties and a beautiful ass.. even if it's hanging over the sides of the seat of the chair he's still going to think about what he can do with that..
4)Honey..Do I look fat.. Hell no babe.. You'd just look better in that dress if you weren't so short..and your boobs weren't so big..Other than that..you seem to fill that dress out well..
Damn guys..they never know what to say..when their holding on to the end of their knob for the next 3and a half months.. He'll know what to say next time im sure of it :P | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/11/2006 12:34:32 AM |
3. I can go for HHHOOOOUUUURRRRRSSSSS to please my woman (in reality this Romeo is the three minute wonder). This first statement is usually accompanied by various phrases to give the impression that they know how to please a woman (It's okay- just keep on doing what you are doing now by giving him directions-- LOL!!)
I think what he means when he says that, is that he can go for hours watching football on the sofa before he asks for a blowjob. Because we all know, that is how you please a woman. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/11/2006 11:43:53 AM | I'm shocked that this is only a 2 pager at this point.....they lie about everything don't they?
I lost my phone.....
I wore that shirt yesterday......
I fell asleep........
I'm divorced......
No kids........
I have to go meet my "buddy"......
I'm renting a room for me and my "buddy".......
I can't leave my "buddy"............. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/11/2006 12:19:00 PM | Okeydokey...I can only offer areas I am familar with so here goes my list:
While Target Shooting:
1. Sweetcakes, the ONLY reason I didn't hit the target is cuz being close to you distracted me.
2. That 100 bux I bet ya.... you do know I was kidding.
3. My pistol was out in the sun and the barrel melted, reformed lopsided.
During Dinner:
1. You look so cute when you talk with your mouth full.
2. I love the way you eat everything with your fingers.
While on a Hike:
1. Wow, your hoc spit over that bridge was just precious.
2. I love a woman who only packed marshmellows ... proving your trust in me to bring the real food.
3. No hun, I don't mind in the least doing ALL the cooking while you fish, swim, watch nature, sleep. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/11/2006 1:00:18 PM | Well T Reat you sound bitter, and apparently have allowed yourself to be taken advantage of by men in the past. Women seem to fail to take responsibility for the choices that they make and tend to pick men that have red flags flying everywhere at every turn. But no...they just choose to stick their heads in the sand and convince themselves that this guy isn't like that!?
Wake up and stop generalizing all men as liars and admit to yourself that you subconciously like to date idiots that you apparently find interesting bad boys with Harleys , as your previous posts state as being from the gene pool of the 90% of geniune decent men there are out there.Also misery loves company and women who continually have shit experiences with men ,always seem to congregate with other women who have terrible judgement with me and have ****ing sessions about how all men are **stards and how perfect they are in their relationship abilities. Wake up and take a long hard look in the mirror. Change your approach and stop being so bitter because know decent guy would touch a woman with that kind of baggage with a ten foot pole. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/11/2006 2:49:12 PM | I'm not like any other man you've met.....
I'll never lie to you.....
I meant to come over like I promised, but I went for a drive with the guys and lost track of time....8 nights in a row (this one is true)  | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/11/2006 6:49:36 PM | 1. Those jeans make you look slim! 
2. Was that you mom? I thought she was your sister!
3. I wasn't checking out her ass, I was thinking about how that outfit would look on you. 
4. Are you interested in going halfers on a multiple orgasm? 
5. I've never cheated on any other women. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/13/2006 4:36:42 AM | 1.) A big boy did it and then ran away.
2.) I swear honey, I never thought you'd find out.
3.) I could have sworn I told you about that.
OK, all jokes aside, and I won't be rabid about it like brokinhurt. I don't mind having a bit of fun at my 'half' of the human race but though It shouldn't have to be pointed out, unfortunately it does. Not all men are habitual liars in their relationships. Of course everyone tells the odd untruth, bar none, both male and female. Still, in actuallity it's a fairly small percentage of men that are consistantly dishonest in love. These are the same people who are dishonest in most all their dealings with others. They have a sociopathic need to fullfill their needs and desires and they'll say whatever it takes to do that regardless of consequenses or who it hurts. They rarely if ever change, though they'll swear up and down they have if they believe it will get them what they want at that specific moment. It's not too hard to spot this type either, though it has nothing to do with biker, lawyer, teacher, race or socio-economics. It's the same people who are immature and selfish in all facets of their life and can't controll themselves when it comes to satisfying their own desires. They're unable to deny themselves any pleasure, continually seek immediate gratification and act without thinking of the consequences of their actions. Another surprise, it's not just men who fit this profile, it's women too. If you continually end up with this type of man time and time again you need to ask yourself what it is that you're doing wrong, and why you're continually ending up with them rather than assuming all men are bad. It may be the places you're choosing to meet them. For instance a bar or nightclub might not be the best place to meet a good solid family man, online at a dating site is another since it is faceless and near impossible to verify facts online. Of course there are good people there too but there is an inordinately high percentage of bad ones in those two places I've mentioned. You want a good man? Hedge your bets. He might be walking his dog in the park, or volunteering to help the disabled, or the hungry or underpriveledged youth. Maybe he's at the library studying for exams or down at the local lanes bowling a few games on a saturday night rather than getting pissed. Try joining the choir at your local church. He might just be the man standing right next to you. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/13/2006 4:37:57 AM | 1.) A big boy did it and then ran away.
2.) I swear honey, I never thought you'd find out.
3.) I could have sworn I told you about that.
OK, all jokes aside, and I won't be rabid about it like brokinhurt. I don't mind having a bit of fun at the expense of my 'half' of the human race but though It shouldn't have to be pointed out, unfortunately it does. Not all men are habitual liars in their relationships. Of course everyone tells the odd untruth, bar none, both male and female. Still, in actuallity it's a fairly small percentage of men that are consistantly dishonest in love. These are the same people who are dishonest in most all their dealings with others. They have a sociopathic need to fullfill their needs and desires and they'll say whatever it takes to do that regardless of consequenses or who it hurts. They rarely if ever change, though they'll swear up and down they have if they believe it will get them what they want at that specific moment. It's not too hard to spot this type either, though it has nothing to do with biker, lawyer, teacher, race or socio-economics. It's the same people who are immature and selfish in all facets of their life and can't controll themselves when it comes to satisfying their own desires. They're unable to deny themselves any pleasure, continually seek immediate gratification and act without thinking of the consequences of their actions. Another surprise, it's not just men who fit this profile, it's women too. If you continually end up with this type of man time and time again you need to ask yourself what it is that you're doing wrong, and why you're continually ending up with them rather than assuming all men are bad. It may be the places you're choosing to meet them. For instance a bar or nightclub might not be the best place to meet a good solid family man, online at a dating site is another since it is faceless and near impossible to verify facts online. Of course there are good people there too but there is an inordinately high percentage of bad ones in those two places I've mentioned. You want a good man? Hedge your bets. He might be walking his dog in the park, or volunteering to help the disabled, or the hungry or underpriveledged youth. Maybe he's at the library studying for exams or down at the local lanes bowling a few games on a saturday night rather than getting pissed. Try joining the choir at your local church. He might just be the man standing right next to you. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/13/2006 3:24:10 PM | Ok, who cares if he's looking at another girl?! He's with YOU isn't he?
And if you don't want to hear that your a$$ looks fat in those jeans... DON'T ASK!!
So he's cheated in the past... like you haven't!!
He lies about his farts?? Are you that stupid that you believe it?
If he's not the only one YOU'RE thinking about, why would you be the only one HE thinks about?
Why lie about what car you drive? If you gunna lie about that, say you drive a Jacked up Dodge!
If he's drunk and says you're hot, ask yourself how many beers you've had!!
And if he says he wants to hear your opinion... he means:
HE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SCREAM DURNING SEX!!
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/14/2006 6:44:28 PM | 1. "My ex-girlfriend raped me while I was asleep."
2. "Yes, I'm waiting til marriage to have sex, too."
3. "Of course I'm not cheating on you!"
And yes, I have been told these....... | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/15/2006 9:22:37 AM | here is the three most lies men tell women
1.i am faithful and i do not screw around
2.of course i think of you when i am screwing you (this one is probably the most common
3.and the big daddy of them all .....of course you do not look like a tub of lard in them clothes 
and then there are the other lies that we tell women like
4.of course i do not fancy your hot friend when you are pregnant
5. and when she is pregnant ...of course you look lovely ( this is because you have to say this ,and even though your wife looks like she has swallowed a bison and has ankles bigger than hulk hogans biceps you have to agree as divorce is expensive
6.of course !!!!! i love you honey i am having sex with am i not
7. no i do not think your hot friend is attractive
8.and of course your butt is small .....even though it looks like santas sack
9.yes honey you look thin ..........because we all know when a woman traps the man she starts to let her self go .....she has the man for her chidren .....and she removes his spine magically through his male reproductive and sucks it right out of his back right into her female reproductive organ this is why when woman have kids they can carry them all day ,because they have sucked the husbands spine right into their back.....and that is why he is such a pussy ........
10 ......of cours!!!!!!i will not have sex with your hot mum darling | |
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