| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/15/2006 3:48:27 PM | #1."I want a monogomous relationship"
#2."I'm fixed"
#3."Don't blame me!Blame the condom,I can't help it if I have more seamen then the navy!!!" | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/15/2006 4:04:37 PM | Wow. This is a tough subject matter. I can't think of any that are better than the ones I tell to guys.  (i.e. what's good for the goose is good for the gander .... and vice versa). | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 2/17/2007 2:53:19 PM | 1. A threesome? Of course not, you're enough woman for me;
2. That's not a cold sore, I cut myself shaving;and,
3. Honestly, that's never happened to me before; | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 2/18/2007 7:15:06 AM | 1. it wasn't me
2. I only had a couple of pints
3. no i don't think your sister has a nice a***, no where near as nice as yours | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/6/2007 12:03:32 AM | 1. "This relationship is not just based on sex".
2. "Will still be friends".
3. "I dont know why there is a Thai hooker in our basement chained to the water heater". | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/6/2007 12:04:04 AM | 1. "This relationship is not just based on sex".
2. "Will still be friends".
3. "I dont know why there is a Thai hooker in our basement chained to the water heater". | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/6/2007 8:54:31 AM | New to this but glaringly obvious!
1) Wasn't me, was the dog
2) size doesn't matter! (when did you ever hear a woman say that?)
3) Don't worry babe, I'll stop and ask for directions (yeah right) | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/6/2007 12:10:11 PM | ah hem....... first off........ holy crud ppl....... HUMOR forum......... geeeez lighten up for crying out loud....... and just to respond to your little tirade here....... may i point out a few things.......
Message: Well T Reat you sound bitter, and apparently have allowed yourself to be taken advantage of by men in the past. ......... Also misery loves company and women who continually have shit experiences with men ,""always seem to congregate with other women who have terrible judgement with me and have ****ing sessions""" about how all men are **stards and how perfect they are in their relationship abilities
um little curious here........ which one of you has the issues????? because yes i quoted you and please note the freudian slip here of terrible judgement with me part......... LOL
..............if you don't like the topic don't read the thread! it's really not rocket science
for the rest of ya's too cool - thanks i truly did need a laugh | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/6/2007 6:50:02 PM | 1). I was not staring!
2). I'm sorry I fell asleep during your tv show!
3). No, that outfit looks great on you, and no it doesn't make you look fat!
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/7/2007 5:57:42 PM | 1) You were my first love
2) Your blow jobs are the best
3) I have my own crib
4) Most anything else that comes from their mouth after those three.... | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/7/2007 7:59:05 PM | the dog did it (PASSED GAS)
no,I didnt notice the neighbor was nude sunbathing
I was working late
alone
no,I never go to go go bars
I love to cuddle
Ill do it tomorrow
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/7/2007 9:30:14 PM | -Those other girls are just friends, honest.
-Sorry, babe, but work has been so busy lately.
-I've just been having such a hard time sleeping, I'm always so tired.
-Me and my parents like to sneak time away together whenever we can.
-You know you're the only girl for me baby! | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/7/2007 9:59:15 PM | 1. I've never cheated on anyone I promised not to! ( Huh? At what point was this promise made?)
2. I can STILL go all night long! ( I'm sorry, but I don't want to go all night long and I'll cover you up snoring in 5 minutes)
3. I forgot to charge my phone! ( It's usually sewn into his hip)
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/8/2007 1:10:58 PM | 1.) I know some guys like porn, but, I just never got into it..
2.) I was on the phone with my Mother, and YES... I always ask her what she is wearing in that seductive tone of voice...
3.) That 'Prostitute' happens to be my cousin, and she dropped her wallet on the floor board...The reason she was down there for so long is because the interior light obviously was'nt working, and she could'nt see... Then I gave her a ride to work. The reason she works on that corner is because she is a crossing gaurd, for the disabled kids that go to night school... | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/8/2007 2:12:19 PM |
I do not think this is a lie, but this was told to me once...
"I have been neutered, vaccinated and declawed... "
I burst out laughing... | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/10/2007 10:34:45 AM | I love this thread!
1. No, I was just on [insert online dating site here] checking out your picture because I miss you.
2. I didn't call you back because I was just busy at work (21 days later)
3. Sure, I'd love to meet your Mom. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/10/2007 5:48:12 PM | 1. I never want a threesome! Nor do I think about it.
2. I've only been with _ amount of people.(sex)
3. I don't like watching porn.
4. I only think of you when I jerk off.
LOL! | |
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J0rdan
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Joined: 11/20/2006
Msg: 75 | |
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