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ceg33
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Joined: 1/8/2007
Msg: 78 | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/13/2007 10:58:34 AM | she's gay
(when busted with his arm around her in his truck)...just one of thousands..
"i would still be here if we weren't having sex..it's not about that"
"i'll fix that for you"
"i'm great at repairing those..i'll come over tonight and help you fix it"
"i'm going for a pack of cigarettes" | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/13/2007 12:46:22 PM | - She's just a friend, really!
- Someone must've grabbed my phone and programmed that in while I was sleeping/drunk/peeing/at the gym/golfing/at bat/eating/at work/on the bus/in the car - you get it!!
- My battery died
and the biggest lie of all......
- I'm Sorry | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/13/2007 6:31:16 PM | - your kids are sweet
- I'm not scared of your dog
-i don't mind missing the game by going to your mothers for sunday dinner
- nooooo, your house isn't messy..
lol- ok, fine! that was 4.. Yeti  | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/13/2007 7:35:28 PM | well lets see
she means nothing to me
no i am not dating anybody else right now
and a lot of them that already have been written above me!!
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/13/2007 10:58:42 PM | 1) I'll be right back
2) I've had a vasectomy. I'm infertile. You can't get pregnant from me.
3) Is your best friend really attractive? Gee, I hadn't really noticed. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/14/2007 4:30:33 AM | Excellent point lol took the words right out of my mouth!!!
Message: Well T Reat you sound bitter, and apparently have allowed yourself to be taken advantage of by men in the past. ......... Also misery loves company and women who continually have shit experiences with men ,""always seem to congregate with other women who have terrible judgement with me and have ****ing sessions""" about how all men are **stards and how perfect they are in their relationship abilities.
I think that is a tad hypocritical....dont take it out on "woman" or be "bitter" with the opposite sex because hes the one sitting there with a brokinheart!! I think the bitter one is obvious. Maybe hes in the wrong forum lol | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 3/14/2007 4:38:37 AM | Sounds like brokinheart is talking about himself ...afterall he is the one sitting there with a broken heart venting on a forum that has nothing to do with the topic. Atleast TReat stuck to the topic.
Honestly im not bitter lol!! | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 4/29/2009 3:37:13 AM | Four pages! Gosh, they tell a lot of lies, huh?
These have happened to me:
1). Flips the cell phone up. "oh, just a friend" (or it's on vibrate and he leaves a lot)
2). I asked, "Why the change? Do I need to be concerned?
"No, it's just our work hour differences." (discover, he's been sleeping with his boss for yeeeeeeaaaaarrs).
3). Why is their house always clean in the beginning? Couple of months later, you can barely find a path to the toilet? Cook?
Annie | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 4/29/2009 4:42:37 AM | | I think the most common lie on here is guys who put down they want long term..... to get around the 'must not have contacted anyone looking for sex' or no intimate contact' that most women have on blocking guys who are looking for that....but then.. maybe to them long term is only as long as it takes for them to get in your pants | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 4/30/2009 11:03:23 AM | When us guys say it is eight inches long and an inch and a half wide and we know how to use it, why do women (who are always obsessed with all things sexual) immediately let their minds go into the gutter?
Naturally we are talking about the TV remote! | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 5/2/2009 7:15:22 AM | I may be being over-sensitive but I find this entire thread ridiculous, maybe it's just for fun, it could just be a joke, but the idea that one gender is more likely to lie than another is preposterous.
the worst lie a man can tell you is that he most certainly did not touch up your sister, wheras a woman's is, of course the kids yours, he's got your.... hat
I know which I'd rather be on the receiving end of. | |
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Dsnan
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Joined: 3/24/2009
Msg: 98 | |
| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 5/3/2009 1:50:29 PM | To divert from the humour, I gotta ask - would you really prefer to hear the truth?
Be told that you do in fact look fat in that dress?
Be told that your friends are very ,very hot and were the guy single he'd sleep with them?
Not be told you're the best at everything?
Know about their complications with the ex?
Be told "Yeah, I'm not listening and I don't care"?
Be told that you've gained weight?
Be told you look funny while pregnant?
Stay away from guys like me ladies, because honesty is a rough kinda thing :P | |
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Emmy**
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Joined: 4/20/2009
Msg: 99 | |
| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 6/24/2009 1:20:27 AM | I don't know about what lies men tell...
but how about a few that women tell men...
-"oh honey, it's ok i don't need to cum"
-"oh your just huge"
- "i just don't think it'll fit"
In no way am i admitting that i use any of these | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 6/24/2009 11:49:16 AM | 1. Anything more than a handful is a waste.
2. Baby, you know you're the only girl for me.
3. I was playing poker with the boys! (More like playing poke-her...and not with the boys!) | |
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