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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Three most popular lies men tell women      Mod Threads Home login   Page 5 of 5 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Author  Thread: Three most popular lies men tell women  annasthasia Joined: 5/4/2005 Msg: 101 view profile History Three most popular lies men tell women Posted: 6/24/2009 5:55:29 PM Not so recent conversation with a POF male on here... Me: "Are you truly single?" Him: "Yes." Me: Blinks Him: Clears throat... "Well, we live in the same house ... only for the kids." Me: ... Silence... Slowly blinks again... Him:" Ok... we live in the same house and we do sleep in the same bed but nothing happens.." Me: .... Deathly silence, stares for a long time and then blinks ... Him:"... Ok... we live in the same house and we do sleep in the same bed and I only bang her when she starts to get b i t c h y ... I swear that is the truth... I am doing this because of the kids..." Me: Smirk on my face... Deathly silence ... blinks and with unbelievable control over my discontent, I get up and leave the coffee house... As I am leaving, I DO imagine myself castrating him with a dull rusty knife... ------------------------------------- The joys of dating... <--- Love this guy... Page 5 of 5 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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