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 junknmatrunk
Joined: 8/11/2006
Msg: 51
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I think you belong on Jerry Springer,


" My X left and what do I have ....a tidy bowl"



re post 23 -You sure know how to turn a stomach,stoned,thats nothing short of vulgar
 Witchypoo
Joined: 9/17/2005
Msg: 52
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/10/2006 9:28:12 PM
OK this is really grossssssssss, LOLOLOLOL. Years ago I was royally PO'd at my ex and I swiped that tooth brush across the old vertical smile. Than I tossed it in a bag of his stuff. Gave it too him the next time he showed up. Don't know if he ever used it, but it sure did feel great. Nobody has ever PO'd me like that, believe me..... he had it coming. Only time I have ever done something like that and I doubt very much I would ever do that again, but dam!!!! It sure felt good at the time.

Mind you..... this was close to 15 years ago and like I said, I would most likely never do it again. Evolvement........ It's a beautiful thing!!!

:))
Witchy
 joemizwald
Joined: 9/13/2006
Msg: 53
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/10/2006 9:30:58 PM
Nope, wouldn't do that.
 steponup
Joined: 6/25/2006
Msg: 54
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/10/2006 10:00:12 PM
Oooooh the Drama .............When im with my future EX , my Toothbrush will stay under lock and key.
 ascuteasabug
Joined: 8/8/2003
Msg: 55
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/10/2006 10:19:20 PM
It's one thing to use a toothbrush that was left behind, but quite another to give it to them. That is disgusting and wrong. Ever heard of e-coli?
 Mesnafugal
Joined: 7/12/2005
Msg: 56
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i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/11/2006 2:52:41 AM
Dang it... why didn't I take his toothbrush when I was getting all my stuff.... I should have thought of that.. now what do I have of his... Hmmmm....
 kidshelleen51
Joined: 4/2/2006
Msg: 57
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/11/2006 5:38:21 AM
You ladies are so busted. That's just plain mean.
 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 10/11/2006 12:22:58 PM
Hey Mesna ~

~OP~ I think what I did once was worse than using a left-behind-toothbrush. I had been living with someone and he did some rotten things ~ moving day, the movers had all of my stuff ready to leave, and I thought "hmmmm ~ what can I leave behind that will be a daily reminder for a little while ???" So, got my favorite perfume and I spritz some here and there. Drapes, linen, toilet paper rolls, under the couch cushions, etc. About 6 months later he ran into my son and said "I still smell your Mom sometimes, it's weird." I'll bet he did. Juvenile or not ~ that rat-bastaard deserved it. And oh boy did I feel good ~
 Mesnafugal
Joined: 7/12/2005
Msg: 59
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i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/11/2006 4:48:48 PM
Hi greeneyez... my perfect relationship is over...
 rollergrrl
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 60
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/11/2006 9:16:52 PM
hey morons!!! IT IS HIS LEFT BEHIND TOOTHBRUSH!!

he won't be using it again. um.......duh?

why would i do that to a current boyfriend????? i believe that you are the sick ones. not to mention poor readers and possibly slightly retarded.

greeneyez is right. get a SENSE OF HUMOR. there is nother sadder than an unfunny person. really.
 ManeRider
Joined: 5/22/2005
Msg: 61
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Posted: 10/11/2006 9:36:20 PM
Kinda sick that I enjoy the humor in that.

Reminds me of when I was parting ways with a girl and I put a slug in her shoe.

Ahh yes, vengence.

I don't get mad, I get even.
 rainskiss
Joined: 3/5/2006
Msg: 62
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/12/2006 5:24:16 AM
Well gee are we not the kettle calling the pot black, I didn't miss read, I just didn't beleive, why would you use a left behind toothbrush, boy thats really gonna show him now isn't it..Some one trying to save face?
 ~softEDGE~
Joined: 6/12/2005
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Posted: 10/12/2006 6:43:01 AM
hey morons!!! IT IS HIS LEFT BEHIND TOOTHBRUSH!! he won't be using it again. um.......duh?
nice.

why would i do that to a current boyfriend????? i believe that you are the sick ones. not to mention poor readers and possibly slightly retarded.
wow, be happy, ok? why so angry that people are different and might disagree?

greeneyez is right. get a SENSE OF HUMOR. there is nother sadder than an unfunny person. really.
sure there is. truly.

surely i needn't cite examples, but there are many. and yes, i agree it IS sad when people lose their humor, but we are all different.

while it's sometimes amusing to see grown seemingly intelligent adults throw tantrums... repeatedly calling people names, gross politically incorrectness, making examples of challenged people, assuming and inferring all sorts of things; all just because everyone doesn't share the same ideas about what humor IS, hmmm...nope sorry, that's not funny either. might make some wonder why he's gone...
 chthonic
Joined: 7/24/2006
Msg: 64
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/12/2006 11:27:23 AM
A good way to get back at an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend. Once you brake up and are getting your things together, bring a polaroid camera into the bathroom and jam their toothbrush up your butt, take a few photos of it hanging out your ass. Then rinse off the toothbrush and put it back. Give them some time to use the toothbrush and then a couple weeks later, send them the photos.
 abstinent lady
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 65
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/13/2006 2:53:16 PM
Hmmmm that is definetly vindictive & vengeful, Would you really feel better afterwards?
 1blue
Joined: 10/6/2006
Msg: 66
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/13/2006 6:11:20 PM
Good thing my toothbrush from her place is still in a box I guess.......Ladies if someone gets sick from this type of thing then it is no different than poisoning him.....and that would be a criminal act. What a stupid get even thing to do, I could never do such a thing.
 bubblytoes
Joined: 9/25/2006
Msg: 67
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/13/2006 7:34:06 PM
This is a fact.....your kitchen counter has more bacteria on it then your toilet...it's true!

 ManeRider
Joined: 5/22/2005
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Posted: 10/13/2006 8:25:01 PM
Autumn bliss, if i promise not to engage your toothbrush in any mischief, why dont' you promise to christen my granite countertops
 rollergrrl
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 69
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/16/2006 9:35:36 PM

while it's sometimes amusing to see grown seemingly intelligent adults throw tantrums... repeatedly calling people names, gross politically incorrectness, making examples of challenged people, assuming and inferring all sorts of things; all just because everyone doesn't share the same ideas about what humor IS, hmmm...nope sorry, that's not funny either. might make some wonder why he's gone...




seriously. i can't believe people would freak out about this. it was there. i had paint on a tile floor. i removed the paint with his old toothbrush. i CLEARLY stated he won't be using it again.

i thought it was funny. a little ironic.

you aren't bright. i'm sorry for you.

jeeeez, unclench already
 tcky123
Joined: 12/9/2005
Msg: 70
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/17/2006 12:54:39 AM
when myex bf pissed me off I whould still make him some dinner if I feel nice and whould take his meat and drop it on the floor and rub it after being cooked and dust it off . yummy.
 softhoney
Joined: 12/25/2005
Msg: 71
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/17/2006 7:49:13 AM
i wanna do it too....hehehehe
 innatelypassionate1
Joined: 12/30/2005
Msg: 72
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/17/2006 12:44:47 PM
Ive done that to a roomate I had who was a total b(*&*^&. I just swished it around in the dirty toilet bowl for a bit. But man did she deserve it.
 CreehÃ¥zy
Joined: 9/17/2006
Msg: 73
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/17/2006 12:54:17 PM
I can't wait to see what karma has in store for most of you people....

That shit is immature.
 vakarazz
Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 74
i'm using his toothbrush as a cleaning tool
Posted: 10/17/2006 3:15:20 PM
i dont think i can trust girls ever again after reading this thread!
 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 75
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:54:41 PM
~OP~ I think it has been established ~ post a thread in Broken Hearts and you damn well better not attempt humor. Had you posted this in Relationships or Sex/Dating, there would be 200 posts all giving you helpful hints designed to someway get that guy to brush with that old toothbrush one last time. For what it's worth ~ I still think it's hilarious, and it's even funnier that everyone is telling you how immature you are.

No sir, you are, no sir, it's you, uh huh ~ I am not.
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