| | The hall of poetic dialoguePage 12 of 35 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35) | Patch deserted! Has a late shift
So glad m'dear you caught a whiff
Of dinners lovely smell
So tell me now, one slurp or two
Of gravies luscious spell...
And roast potatoes sticky with
The glue from meaty juice
A carrot or two, some erte stu
Just wait til you see dessert! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:02:38 AM | Hope you all remain well fed
on the other side, you've gone to bed
this cross contenental drift
has extended to catch a new rift
Lines surfin in to distant shores
of very big islands with poets galore
like to think that as I write today
you're gettin it there tomorow anyway.
so tell me what's happened on the 20th so far?
It'll increase my reputation, make me a star
I'll become the best prophet the world's ever seen!
If you tell me whats coming, by telling what's been
this whole date thing has me really confused
thats not how I thought a date site was to be used! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:18:27 AM | lol classic nesee!
Its 3am on the 20th
I just stagged in through the door
After wrestling with grim
And laughing with tim
Gonna flop in bean bag and the floor
And just snore....
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:28:51 AM | walking down the street
staring at my feet
i spotted a spot on my toe
all yellowee red
with a huge head
it popped all over the floor
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TiMwM
| | Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 280 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 1:09:56 PM | ewww......gross
be a proper host
mix in some ear wax
and belly buton lint
and spread it on my toast | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 1:13:44 PM | you can try it first
i think im gonna be sick
bellies about to burst
pass the bucket quick!!
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TiMwM
| | Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 282 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 1:50:08 PM | oh no...you threw up on my grandmothers antique bed
you'd better leave before she gets back and slaps you upside the head | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 1:54:33 PM | sorry tims grandmother about your bed
please dont slap me on the head
all tims fault slap him instead!!!!
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Posted: 10/19/2006 3:38:47 PM | So another night's work is done,
and I re-enter the to greet the sun.
Oh what joy, to clean someone's pou,
wonder why I thought nought of you.
Poor dear had no choice.
Oh it twas such fun. | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 5:32:49 PM | i go away one night
and find when i get back
dirty dishes all over the place
and one huge puke attack!
whatever shall i do
i dont know what to say
i guess its my own fault
for going away for the day | |
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TiMwM
| | Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 286 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 6:32:15 PM | sorry we didn't mean any harm
we just got carried away
bored again
there's nothing to do
kids have got to play
stuck in this house now
way too long
checked the T.V.
there's nothin on
what is a poor boy like me to do? | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 7:11:31 PM | its ok i clean up the mess
and washed the dishes too
since your sick i would suggest,
a blanket, orange juice and a book or two, lol | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 12:09:49 AM | Just cos he's sick Tim wont lay still
He fusses and fights just to take that 'blue' pill
A 'blue' pill you say, now let me inspect
Oh no Tims taken Viagra thats why hes erect...
And squirming and worming he cant sit down
He's leaning forward without touching the ground
We pop him outside with the grass and the Birch
All the birds came down to sit on their new perch......
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Posted: 10/20/2006 6:42:39 AM |  
Sew you witty wench!
You knocked me off MY bench! lol
And coffee that I had in mouth
Went north east west and south!
That was a classic woman | |
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TiMwM
| | Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 290 | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 7:54:39 AM | Yea,I agree salty
she so funny
she so fine
nose is runny
not hers,mine
sorry to hear of stalky there
hope he's gone from your hair
what an ass hole
bend him over
I've got a suprise for him
....here Rover
....here boy
I got you a new chew toy | |
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TiMwM
| | Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 291 | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 5:38:07 PM | nine thirty now on a friday night
just ordered pizza and wolfed it down right
still a bit sick but I think I might venture
to have me a drink,hope my words you wont censor
maybe the booze will help this old goose
I should be drinking vodka and orange juice
but rye's all I have so i'll mix it with red bull
to keep me awake and my energy full | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 5:53:41 PM | oh good heavens tim my dear
what do you think your doing?
rye whiskey and red bull you say
dont you think it will get your tummy stewing?
all i know is when i come in
the next time for a visit
i wont be cleaning up the puke
its not my turn is it? | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 5:57:34 PM | Hey tim that conjured up a pic
Oh boy this tims the quickest wit
Was it the redbull passing thru?
Ah no was TIM- mate you're true blue! 
(true blue from an aussie is the highest comliment - means your the real deal - "genuine")
So heres a cheer for a true blue mate
Who it seems had pizza on his plate
I gave that dog his bone to chew
But it was rotten thru and thru
And so he spat it out AH PTEW!
oh oh
Said pass the tim tams those are sweet
Share with my dog this luscious treat?
Ok but you just lick the plate
Cause tim and me have got a date!
rock on tim  | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 6:00:09 PM | hey whyspr sista
hey wassup?
you back again
and cleanin up?
forget it
mess is good all round
put on the kettle
banish frowns
and sit a while
and smile with me
as coffee we do sup
wassup? | |
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TiMwM
| | Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 295 | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 6:41:02 PM | devilish mood eh, lets see, what's she thinking
maybe I really really really shouldn't be drinking
had to look up word 'rejoider' just now
oh it's a 'reply' thought I might get a scowl
did it backwards to forwards and it worked out quite well
if kids follow their parents fine example that's swell
but what do I know i've never had kids I still am one
PS: nice rejoinder | |
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TiMwM
| | Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 296 | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 7:07:48 PM | Pockets is an farie
i'm telling you, I swear
I saw her just a minute ago
with wings and long hair
maybe I imagined it
but I don't think so
let me have another look
yep, she's a faire princess, I know
and such a truly lovely one at that
she makes mine heart go pitter pat
maybe she'll grant me some wishes
while sailing along amongst the fishes | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 7:08:32 PM | Coffee would be very nice
you dont have to ask me twice
i'll sit and have a cup with you
the mess can stay, till tim is through
then he can clean it up again
sorry tim your turn my friend
i am so glad your feeling better
i hate when others are under the weather
my self im doing ok tonight
im cleaning up an appetite
but since supper i have already had
to eat again would be bad
but its ok my room is done
and nice clean sheets all for one *poo*
Now pockets seems to be sick too
poor dear i hope its not the flu
snuggle in your bed , you should
until your feeling pretty good
and sew i got to tell you girl
your joke has really made my world
poor tim has taken the wrong pill
and he is now used for a bird window sill
salty you saw my friend paladin
i was so shocked that he came in
i know him from the texas forums
i never thought to see him write poems
i personally think hes kinda cute
but for him i wouldnt suit
its ok thought i can deal
maybe he'll let me at least cop a feel...
ok you see im feeling devlish
popping words out like a dervish
just sitting here and making rhyme
like i can do it all the time. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 7:36:21 PM | You guys are very funny here,
thought I'l drop in and get a cheer.
Long hard day, I'm plum worn out
feeling sadddish, hate to pout,
So I''l take a breath......
Breathe in...... hold.... hold..... hold..... hold....................................
EXPLODE!!!!
ahh much better.
Yes! Wonderful night, how are you all doin!
Hope you don't chase me off with loud obnoxious booing,
Just because my lines arn't in the best best of form
is no reason to loose me even if its bore'n. (well, kind of, if you say it a bit wierd.) | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 7:48:14 PM | And what would those three wishes be
that you would ask of the Pocket Fairy
I know I've got my magic wand SOMEwhere
perhaps it's time i cleaned my lair...
but we'll see what we can do about your pitter-pat
I've some tricks up my sleeve, I do at that
so ask what you want, there's nothing to lose
I might even send you some better booze. | |
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TiMwM
| | Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 300 | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 7:49:37 PM | Here's CHEERS! for neseemoo
haven't you anything better to do
than hang with an old drunk like me
Who's sippin on red bull and rye wisky
glad you stopped by anyway
I hope someone brightens your day
help with this smile you guys, lets put it on her face
and wash all the tension and stress clean away | |
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