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 TiMwM
Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 676
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Um...no offence intended
but I love the ps2
thats where i'll be headed
you girs talk and have your fun
i'll be playing ps2....with your son!
 neseemoo
Joined: 6/2/2006
Msg: 677
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:01:45 PM
Damned Mercury’s in retrograde again
And out of sorts emotions depend
On right understandings to mend.
Stalker lurks in the halls of the schools of my hometown
All the schools lock and key shut down
Daughters scared into panic attack
Sent home from school to rest and relax.
And I am too far away to be there
Being both Mom and Dad seems so unfair.
I need to be home while they work through their fear
But I need to pay bills so I have to be here.
I hate these b**strds that seek out these kids
And cause such fear I’ld like to blow their lids.
But instead I’ll just try to change this weird sh**t
And do what I can to hold good within it.
A friend has gone over to see to my girls
Such an amazing healer, I just don’t have words
To thank such a friend for being there in a bind,
And thanks to this forum for a place to unwind.
 sewluvlee
Joined: 6/30/2006
Msg: 678
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:05:05 PM
Oh Neseemoo, , a mothers heart.....i can relate
 P0ckets
Joined: 9/5/2006
Msg: 679
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:06:01 PM
Of course i'll come, what a delight
it's been a while since i've had a girl's night
out
give me a sec and i'll plan a route
i promise i won't try to hike there
it might take a whole darn year
and then he'd be turning sweet 16
and i'd be out there still walking

i would chat right now my dear
but girly talk's not for men's ears
we have to keep our mysteries
but i send my smile across the seas
 P0ckets
Joined: 9/5/2006
Msg: 680
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:09:30 PM
Heheh, Tim my friend
PS2's great
but games can never
compensate
for good company
and good fun
still... hand me that controller
you'd better run!

 P0ckets
Joined: 9/5/2006
Msg: 681
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:13:13 PM
Poor Nesee, how unfortunate
to have to watch such a cruel fate
but your girls know you love them true
and know your with them, will see this through

we're always here to listen at least
 PoetFriend
Joined: 8/6/2006
Msg: 682
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:16:33 PM
Hi friends,
I want to play ps2 too

let's do it Tim
While we enoy
looking and listening to
this beautiful ladies

Just be careful Tim,
Do not give the controller
to P0ckets!

 sewluvlee
Joined: 6/30/2006
Msg: 683
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:21:48 PM
Boys against girls
maybe thats what we could do
The boys can have their controls
And me and Pockets too
I'm always Rey Mysterio
He'll do just fine
Booyaka, Booyaka
619.....
 neseemoo
Joined: 6/2/2006
Msg: 684
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:22:38 PM
Thanks all you folks from far and wide
These are the weirdest energy days that Gap can provide.
Planets aligned in the strangest of ways
Depression and anger fills everyone’s days.
So we Put her on rescue remedy and St. Johns Wort
In hopes that’ll keep her till I can transport
Myself back home and be there as I should
To hold space for my babies, although they would
Remind me that they have grown much taller than I
And can take care of these crisis’s that fall from the sky.
Ahh the frustration with too high piled plate
I’ll have to work harder, learn to bi-locate
Wouldn’t that be easier that the way things are now
To be able to be in both places somehow.
But I’ve not yet met a master who can
Teach me how to do this so I can understand.
So I’ll have to settle for telephone and PC’s
And hope that my dreams will still reach my honeys.
 PoetFriend
Joined: 8/6/2006
Msg: 685
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:41:26 PM
Dear Sew,

That's no fun
Boys can be facing girls
or behind them
but never against!


What's Booyaka??

Neseemoo,
dear lady,
What planets are strange aligned?
for strange things I
have seen
and it just came to my mind
that it can be the planets in between!
 sewluvlee
Joined: 6/30/2006
Msg: 686
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Posted: 11/16/2006 8:45:39 PM
he he, sorry Poetfriend
I should have been more
specific
'Booyaka, Booyaka 619"
is the wrestler
Rey Mysterio's
entrance song
to the ring.....
 TiMwM
Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 687
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Posted: 11/16/2006 11:37:42 PM
Man.....I feel like i'm running a poetathon ..............................< I can do it too Erik...
and i've only yet just begun
many miles yet left to cover
wending my way toward the finishing line set
I look over my left shoulder
and stiff compitition is closing
losing my breath......I smoke you know
and my poor heart is close to exploding
but I wont give up
second wind will kick in
soon I am sure
and I drink from a cup
that is handed me by a peer
and I say hey man thanks
and I drink it all down
and promptly I order another cold beer
and a round for the house
lets all have good cheer
for the race it is only a fictiticious frap
with every mile and every lap
we're finding ourselves
and the things that we lack
but wiser we are with the choices we've made
by the race that we've run
and the roots that we've laid

Edit...........and a lack there of...........in the games that we've played
 Erik Brush
Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 688
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Posted: 11/17/2006 2:50:06 AM
- UNDER THE KILT, OR SILENCE THE LAUGHTER! -

( Humor ) In deference to my dear friend Pockets, we have never actually met. The views, actions, and event expressed are purely early morning fiction! Any resemblance between characters and actual acts is purely coincidental and unintended by the Poetic Pictures Industry, and out sponsors!


POckets is a peeker
I swear that it is true
During Halloween in Kilt
With my face painted blue

I felt a little chill now
Not to be a plot wrecker
Someone lifted my kilt wow
To peek upon my pecker

Perhaps she thought I joked
When I said I'd gone regimental
She really damn near choked
Since the view was instrumental

I felt something so like a crab
That then took hold of me
She moved up for a real good grab
She liked what she did see

Said "Let me keep that warm for you,
Come on now Mr Viking!
It's the least a girl can do
After a kilt edge hiking!"

"Don't get me wrong just understand
I really don't agree
Rather than just use your hand
You could be on each knee!"

She smiled and nodded "That is sure!
There's much more I could do
While we're talking about more,
Now what's the deal with you?"

"From all your manly braggin'
About that wild intercourse
I thought to grab the dragon
That you'de be like a horse!"

The implications hit me hard
From all that she had said
The words of Pockets left me scarred
I had to use my head

I coaxed her to her knees and said
"It gets bigger, it's shocking!"
Then thrust myself inside her head
To stop the girl from talking

The moral of this story
Is to never over brag!
For if you don't show glory
Your life could be a drag!

Or perhaps you could say
With stronger certainties
Berating mouths are quiet hey
If you get her on her knees!

- Erik - Naughty viking, Bad Viking, mean Viking,.... Tim you're welkome! hahahaha,....
 saltytowers
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 689
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Posted: 11/17/2006 3:15:24 AM
Bad bad vikings
Naughty kilted boys
Bad bad vikings
Showing off their toys

Warriors in kilted knees
Inviting wandring chilly breeze
No wonder had a shrunken stance
So next time dear..some underpants?

Hey Tim Tam lad
what's happened here
The bean bags gone
House filled with tears

Its time to put the kettle on
Crank it up, fresh coffee sup
And share a laugh like friends all do
Tims 'Do Drop Inn' needs warming up

So light the fire Tim ma lad
But hide your sox coz they smell bad
One sock you say? Now why is that?
Ran out of coffee? Oh that's sad

You said you'd sock it to us
But never did I think
You'd sock it IN us Tim
As your coffee we do drink
 Erik Brush
Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 690
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Posted: 11/17/2006 3:22:42 AM
- PANTS VS. KILT -

That's why never long a Celt
This Viking bold could be
Although the access is quite quick
When one feels so horney

But still I like my Viking pants
To keep my member toasty
Then does better in the dance
And Erik stays so boasty!

- Erik -
 saltytowers
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 691
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Posted: 11/17/2006 3:26:07 AM
But why then do you think
That scots and celts are randy?
It near to froze that weeny thing
And getting warm is handy
 TiMwM
Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 692
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Posted: 11/17/2006 3:41:17 AM
Thanks Erik....that was funnier n fuk
and twice as instrumental in the art of the yuk yuk
and salty dear what can I say
I cant hide it anyway
my feet smell like a garbage truck
I know it's potent...suck it up
 saltytowers
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 693
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Posted: 11/17/2006 3:46:01 AM
I used a straw
And drank each drop
Columbian socks in coffee rocks!

Just cooking marinaded steak
Some mushrooms and a sock I added
A little spice a shower cap
And that old bra still padded

A potent brew it smells from here
A hairy chest I'm seeking
Couldnt seem to find a decent one
So I'm growing my own as we're speaking!

 MiTURN
Joined: 10/22/2006
Msg: 694
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Posted: 11/17/2006 7:50:03 AM
SOULFUL lamenting of innocence lost whilst thirsting for living words...for reflection...for insight...the bell tolls
 MiTURN
Joined: 10/22/2006
Msg: 695
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Posted: 11/17/2006 7:50:25 AM
SOULFUL lamenting of innocence lost whilst thirsting for living words...for reflection...for insight...the bell tolls oops needed to say that twice i guess..
 Thorb
Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 696
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Posted: 11/17/2006 9:00:06 AM
Sometime PoF seems to be smoking
words come in double vision
with little to do but make it joking
or change your posting decission

with that extra space you may replace
part of what you said
or let it ride if you decide
its worth being double read

then just in case you need more time
and of course that's hard to find
its kind to add at least a line
saying it wasn't in your mind.
 havebait?
Joined: 11/2/2006
Msg: 697
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Posted: 11/17/2006 1:59:03 PM
Erik,

You may think the way to silence a girl
Is to get her on her knees
You may do this with loud bravado,
Or just do it by saying please

However, if she show's some talent,
the silence it will be short
regardles of what you are wearing
be it pants or kilt or skort!
 PoetFriend
Joined: 8/6/2006
Msg: 698
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Posted: 11/17/2006 4:59:33 PM
Dear Havebait,

The silence may be not that short
if in the taste
she finds delicious pleasure
of something not to waste!
 whyspr
Joined: 7/23/2006
Msg: 699
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Posted: 11/17/2006 5:56:09 PM
do i even want to know, where this poem is going to go
or is it just a simple "blow" to women on their knees

to think a man could be so easy, because his pecker is a freezing
while hes dressed a little sleezy, make me laugh with glee
 truthisee
Joined: 12/25/2005
Msg: 700
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Posted: 11/17/2006 6:11:38 PM
Laugh with glee this tongue from knees...
I taste I ask for more....
...............O please................!
Hey here Truth's been bad I swear....
(Arms outstretched), handcuffs are fair!..........

Bring the whip, I'll bring the Wine....
Praising crop all night is fine....

Twister, yup, Your Rules?, it's fair.....
I like those satin ...................................
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