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| Whats best things to say after sex? Posted: 10/1/2007 9:11:58 AM | Thanks...you were amazing...you can turn your web cam off now though while I mop up my mess.
blah blah message to short etc etc etc etc..ok you get the score... | |
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| Whats best things to say after sex? Posted: 10/2/2007 5:42:24 AM | Well its the best two minutes youll ever have....
I bet youve seen some ceilings in your time,more than Michael Angelo
You were looser than an M.F.I wardrobe....
I bought you a drink now I feel robbed
I'm sorry, but any holes a goal !
Oh my god ! I think theres been a terrible mistake.
Woman: " Youve got a small organ havent you ?" Man replies " Yeh, but its never played St.Pauls cathedral befote....!"
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| Whats best things to say after sex? Posted: 10/2/2007 4:20:51 PM | Maybe if you lost a little more weight I could get it in a bit further.....
Penises this short can not be posted...
erm I mean messages. | |
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| Whats best things to say after sex? Posted: 10/2/2007 4:57:48 PM | Scuse me Love,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Bluuuuuuuuurrrrgghhhhhh
As you throw up over her shoulder after a bit of al fresco sex to top off a night out on the lash. Gurnsey 1976, I almost remember it well.
Not something to be proud of, but something you do remember!!!
Ok so maybe it wasn't the best thing to say after sex but I can remember, and it's almost as good as "that was nice". | |
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