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 pinkpolly

Joined: 9/24/2007
Msg: 276
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Posted: 10/1/2007 4:44:21 AM
i think you have a hair in your teeth!
 xxfoxyredxx

Joined: 1/18/2007
Msg: 277
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Posted: 10/1/2007 4:47:12 AM
is that it???? i never felt a thing ohhhhhhhhhhh lol
 socialjustice

Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 278
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Posted: 10/1/2007 4:47:31 AM

i think you have a hair in your teeth!


its okay i like to floss - and its organic

 -Hams-

Joined: 10/30/2006
Msg: 279
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Posted: 10/1/2007 6:38:19 AM
I think we left your mother waiting outside the post office and it was 2 hours ago!
 Storm*Chaser

Joined: 10/23/2006
Msg: 280
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Posted: 10/1/2007 8:56:29 AM
go and make us a cuppa love i could kill one now after all my hard work
V your pardoned lol
 Katxxxx

Joined: 8/26/2007
Msg: 281
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Posted: 10/1/2007 9:08:57 AM
paaaaaaaaaaaaaarp! oops pardon me!

 jack matser

Joined: 6/10/2005
Msg: 282
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Posted: 10/1/2007 9:11:58 AM
Thanks...you were amazing...you can turn your web cam off now though while I mop up my mess.




blah blah message to short etc etc etc etc..ok you get the score...
 NatashaWallis

Joined: 3/26/2007
Msg: 283
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Posted: 10/1/2007 9:24:53 AM
Don't leave without your change and your receipt.
 Stinker*Belle

Joined: 9/15/2007
Msg: 284
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Posted: 10/1/2007 9:31:32 AM
Ohhh it was like sex only quicker.

Or
ohhh it sort of looks like a penis but smaller.

or

see, size doesnt matter!
 Miss_stevie_G

Joined: 3/30/2006
Msg: 285
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Posted: 10/1/2007 9:32:29 AM
wise men say only fools rush in , but i can`t help falling in love with you lol

 Tin Hat Head

Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 286
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Posted: 10/1/2007 9:34:06 AM
Any chance of a bowl of them lentals, sorry lentils seen as i'm still alive and you aint murdered me.
 Storm*Chaser

Joined: 10/23/2006
Msg: 287
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Posted: 10/1/2007 9:34:10 AM
hun be glad your not an egg as i dont think the chicken would have laid you as i am so regreting doing
 postieeeee

Joined: 3/15/2007
Msg: 288
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Posted: 10/1/2007 9:34:44 AM
your better than your mother
 bogglebum2007

Joined: 4/20/2007
Msg: 289
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Posted: 10/1/2007 5:31:40 PM
Oh f00k - how the hell did you get a c0ck.......
 xxfoxyredxx

Joined: 1/18/2007
Msg: 290
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Posted: 10/2/2007 5:41:46 AM
lol at better than ya mother !
 johnnycomelately1

Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 291
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Posted: 10/2/2007 5:42:24 AM
Well its the best two minutes youll ever have....

I bet youve seen some ceilings in your time,more than Michael Angelo

You were looser than an M.F.I wardrobe....

I bought you a drink now I feel robbed

I'm sorry, but any holes a goal !

Oh my god ! I think theres been a terrible mistake.

Woman: " Youve got a small organ havent you ?" Man replies " Yeh, but its never played St.Pauls cathedral befote....!"

Are you still here ?
 ~Valda~

Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 292
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Posted: 10/2/2007 7:20:39 AM
Enchanting, as ever
 bogglebum2007

Joined: 4/20/2007
Msg: 293
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Posted: 10/2/2007 7:22:12 AM
I told you to keep off the cheese dips!
 loveismusic

Joined: 9/11/2007
Msg: 294
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Posted: 10/2/2007 8:29:50 AM
Light me up a fag, there's a dear...


lol
 Katxxxx

Joined: 8/26/2007
Msg: 295
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Posted: 10/2/2007 1:08:46 PM
well..... that boiled egg must be just about ready............
 xMMMx

Joined: 6/11/2007
Msg: 296
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Posted: 10/2/2007 4:14:22 PM
your dad didn't make so much mess !!!!!!!!

 jack matser

Joined: 6/10/2005
Msg: 297
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Posted: 10/2/2007 4:20:51 PM
Maybe if you lost a little more weight I could get it in a bit further.....

Penises this short can not be posted...


erm I mean messages.
 aquaplane

Joined: 9/22/2006
Msg: 298
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Posted: 10/2/2007 4:57:48 PM
Scuse me Love,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Bluuuuuuuuurrrrgghhhhhh

As you throw up over her shoulder after a bit of al fresco sex to top off a night out on the lash. Gurnsey 1976, I almost remember it well.

Not something to be proud of, but something you do remember!!!

Ok so maybe it wasn't the best thing to say after sex but I can remember, and it's almost as good as "that was nice".
 johnconiston

Joined: 1/3/2007
Msg: 299
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Posted: 10/2/2007 5:20:46 PM
you should always tell your partner you love her.






I f there is a phone handy!
 paula_playful

Joined: 9/24/2007
Msg: 300
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Posted: 10/6/2007 9:09:51 AM
what thats it...10mins with a cucumber is better then 1 hour with you
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