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 ~Student Nurse~

Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 326
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Posted: 10/16/2007 2:53:47 AM
1) Close the door on your way out!

2) Please leave payment on the sideboard.

3) Oh, you had begun....... omg, youre done?!

4) Ready to go again?

5) So when did you say my boyfriend/girlfriend would be home?

6) Ta very much!!
 bogglebum2007

Joined: 4/20/2007
Msg: 327
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Posted: 10/21/2007 6:52:09 AM
Damn I missed my bonus by one parking ticket.

Edit:MSG 329 would you like a hand? :-)
 ~Missy~H

Joined: 5/2/2007
Msg: 328
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Posted: 10/21/2007 6:55:34 AM
Is that it?!! Pass me my bag.

It's broken but I'll still be able to finish myself off with my dildo.
 Ice_Rink_4_Nits

Joined: 7/27/2007
Msg: 329
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Posted: 10/21/2007 9:28:23 AM
My daughter to her boyfriend!

Ooops, I think you might have to run.....I can hear my dad walking upstairs

Cue chainsaw
 ApplesAndPears

Joined: 10/2/2007
Msg: 330
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Posted: 10/21/2007 9:39:34 AM
Nothing, just cuddle and fall asleep.
 ~Missy~H

Joined: 5/2/2007
Msg: 331
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Posted: 10/21/2007 10:31:03 AM
Can you tell the strange man in the corner to stop filming. Or at least make sure he gets my good side.
 Ice_Rink_4_Nits

Joined: 7/27/2007
Msg: 332
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Posted: 10/21/2007 11:04:55 AM
Are you sure that was your finger you were using doctor!!!!
 chubbybrown

Joined: 12/12/2005
Msg: 333
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Posted: 11/8/2007 3:07:55 AM
You never said you took fits
 Wa Hae

Joined: 10/31/2007
Msg: 334
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Posted: 11/8/2007 3:34:11 AM
If it was special with a special (not in a window licking way) man, thanks that was great is considered `de rigueur`
 ScottishDemon

Joined: 2/2/2007
Msg: 335
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Posted: 11/8/2007 3:59:21 AM
your almost as good as my ex
 Katxxxx

Joined: 8/26/2007
Msg: 336
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Posted: 11/8/2007 4:57:40 AM
bloody stinging nettles!
 ScottishDemon

Joined: 2/2/2007
Msg: 337
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Posted: 11/8/2007 5:02:47 AM
I was so Horny tonight I would have take a sheep home
 MrJohnnyB

Joined: 7/15/2007
Msg: 338
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Posted: 11/8/2007 5:23:45 AM
I never would of guessed you had a Penis.
 SCINTILLATION

Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 339
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Posted: 11/8/2007 5:26:28 AM
Oops! You best wash your face. Didnt realise the painters were in.
 OhBuggerThis

Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 340
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Posted: 11/8/2007 5:39:53 AM
sucks that my STD results came back positive...
 free n easy

Joined: 7/1/2007
Msg: 341
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Posted: 12/3/2007 7:07:51 AM
man:thank you kim that was amazing
woman: my names sam!!!!
 bizkit mixture

Joined: 11/7/2007
Msg: 342
Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2007 7:16:13 AM
shut the door on your way out please
 Ruffy Tuffy Womble Basher

Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 343
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Posted: 12/3/2007 7:19:43 AM
So long and thanks for all the fish.
 steph1973

Joined: 4/5/2007
Msg: 344
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Posted: 12/3/2007 7:54:37 AM
Was that it!!!!


msg 335 That is brill I like that one!
 Pseudo Masochist

Joined: 7/28/2007
Msg: 345
Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2007 10:06:55 AM
"Don't tell me you're too tired to put the dinner on!"
 gkmb

Joined: 8/18/2007
Msg: 346
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Posted: 12/4/2007 10:49:35 AM
message 341 .... soooo funny i like that one.
my thing to say would be ok lets start again lol.
 - Hula Moo -

Joined: 9/25/2007
Msg: 347
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Posted: 12/4/2007 11:46:25 AM
That'll be 15 shillings and sixpence, ducky

OK, it's been a while!!!!
 - Steve -

Joined: 9/13/2007
Msg: 348
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Posted: 12/4/2007 11:52:34 AM
Now can we try it without the dildo, it gives me a complex
 Pseudo Masochist

Joined: 7/28/2007
Msg: 349
Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2007 11:55:08 AM
"Less sensual than with your sister but still good!"
 Tin Hat Head

Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 350
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Posted: 12/4/2007 11:57:51 AM
Now can we try it without the dildo, it gives me a complex


It would give me a complex if i was on all fours getting rammed from behind with a dildo as well, i mean its not the done thing for straight geezers is it?., or if it does happen then i'd sure keep quiet about it..



Whats best things to say after sex?


Well your sure better than your older sister ever was, and your a bit better than your mum.
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