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 bizkit mixture

Joined: 11/7/2007
Msg: 351
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Posted: 12/19/2007 2:27:57 AM
ok so i promised you 12 inches

well stuck this up your *ss [hands cucumber] while i have a smoke
 xXx Tinks xXx

Joined: 12/9/2007
Msg: 352
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Posted: 12/19/2007 2:31:49 AM
"Oh God that was fantastic"

He even gives me a reply
 bizkit mixture

Joined: 11/7/2007
Msg: 353
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Posted: 12/19/2007 2:35:35 AM
ok so i promised you 12 inches

so I'm ready for the third installment

EDIT

err i mean second and final installment
 97ron

Joined: 12/12/2007
Msg: 354
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Posted: 12/19/2007 2:57:52 AM
i find asking her if she's ok and then a hug usually goes down well
 Katxxxx

Joined: 11/24/2007
Msg: 355
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Posted: 12/19/2007 3:03:31 AM
I actually SAID 'stuff the Turkey'
 halasteve

Joined: 10/11/2007
Msg: 356
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Posted: 12/19/2007 3:04:18 AM
'that was so wet and sweet...ermmm are you a porn star??
 -Hams-

Joined: 10/30/2006
Msg: 357
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Posted: 12/19/2007 3:11:10 AM
Do you think Fabio Capello will do a good job as the new England manager?

 RoyalBK

Joined: 11/16/2007
Msg: 358
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Posted: 12/19/2007 5:01:18 AM
Please Baby dont make stay at your mums again
 socialjustice

Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 359
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Posted: 12/19/2007 8:58:53 AM
will you please stop having so many orgasms, its putting me off.

 ~Missy~H

Joined: 5/2/2007
Msg: 360
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Posted: 12/19/2007 9:06:38 AM
Him: Thanks baby I really loved the way you licked my c0ck.
Me: Oh that wasn't me, it was the dog. And I took pictures to show your mum.
 GEORDIE-COLIN

Joined: 10/29/2007
Msg: 361
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Posted: 12/19/2007 9:12:01 AM
"can i just check the forums?,ill be right back"
 yorkiebar

Joined: 10/31/2006
Msg: 362
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Posted: 12/19/2007 9:32:05 AM
taxi is outside put the latch down on your way out lol
 The BFH

Joined: 11/21/2007
Msg: 363
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Posted: 12/19/2007 9:54:31 AM
So that's how babies are made... Fascinating!
 The BFH

Joined: 11/21/2007
Msg: 364
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Posted: 12/19/2007 9:56:37 AM
You can come out of the wardrobe now Norman.
 GEORDIE-COLIN

Joined: 10/29/2007
Msg: 365
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Posted: 12/19/2007 9:57:23 AM
"ill never get pregnant if you keep putting it there"she said
"bollix love,how do you think all the french were concieved?" he said.
 bogglebum2007

Joined: 4/20/2007
Msg: 366
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Posted: 12/19/2007 10:00:49 AM
If only Christmas came more than once a year.
 defbabe

Joined: 5/13/2007
Msg: 367
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Posted: 12/19/2007 4:40:29 PM
What you mean you didn't take the pill!!??!! F**k man!!

Or even better - saying nothing and just holding each other through the night
 GrumpyOldWoman

Joined: 12/9/2007
Msg: 368
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Posted: 12/19/2007 5:04:24 PM
to a guy of course:

... no wonder your ex girlfiend run away with another woman

 tantric37

Joined: 8/11/2004
Msg: 369
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Posted: 12/19/2007 6:30:56 PM
Kisses and cuddles and whispering Je t’adore I adore you, some times turn over let us make many bambinos, that drive her wild again. with lots of
 Milk Bandit

Joined: 4/5/2007
Msg: 370
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Posted: 12/19/2007 8:45:02 PM
"I have had better"
 urmmme

Joined: 10/22/2007
Msg: 371
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Posted: 12/20/2007 3:05:18 AM
ive just had some bad news from the clinic and those condoms are shit i cant get them on prople but it was ok i cut the tops off ..........you do know i love you
 The Dark Highwayman

Joined: 8/3/2007
Msg: 372
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Posted: 12/20/2007 3:34:30 AM
1. That was bloody awful
2. Pass the remote luv
3. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
4. How do you feel about the current situation in the middle east?
5. I needed that, I only got out of prison yesterday.
6. Whats HIV?
7. I didnt really use a condom
8. Are you paying by cash or paypal?
9. Now I definitely know Im gay!
10. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

;-)
 urmmme

Joined: 10/22/2007
Msg: 373
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Posted: 12/28/2007 9:06:15 PM
(with the whole moment and blerment of being lost with you as our focus returns )phorrr hello you ! (and a nice low cheeky chuckle )
 DoctorSonix

Joined: 12/15/2007
Msg: 374
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Posted: 12/28/2007 9:11:01 PM
I promised you 12 inches..................................hold on while i just fold it in half.
 midlandstaurus33

Joined: 4/30/2006
Msg: 375
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Posted: 12/29/2007 5:08:40 AM
See that camera there >>>>>>

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