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| Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 1/3/2008 12:42:56 PM | straight in from sky news website and this forum - in the year 2050
do i have to plug you back in or do you charge yourself?
VVVVV i wonder if they would come with detachable parts for just such an occasion? | |
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| Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 1/6/2008 1:48:18 PM | Next .................................................................................................................
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| Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 1/6/2008 3:29:55 PM | 
If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake,
Baked a cake, baked a cake.
If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake,
How'd ja do, how'd ja do, how'd ja do. 
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| Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 1/9/2008 5:55:52 AM | Bzzzzzzzzt error error Bzzzzzzzzzt.......................................
please reboot and call support services quoting error code 51337648
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| Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 1/9/2008 6:26:24 AM | Call that a knee trembler, my washing machine does a better job!
Honey can you stop sucking now, I am trying to watch Match of the Day!
The woman down the Co-op said you took luncheon vouchers....
When god was handing out nobs, you musta missed the call, did you get that out of the rejects bin?
Your so dry sex with sandpaper would have been better...
Sorry about all the flour but I couldn't find the wet spot!
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| Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 1/10/2008 6:23:02 PM | Yes I know they do 'Mouth to Mouth' on Baywatch sir but thats a tv show and it would not have worked here on your wife. Yes we are all trained lifeguards at this centre, yes the window cleaner is trained in life saving as well. It may have took us six attempts each yes and the guy filming? That was for training purposes. Give your wife 5 minuets to get her breath back and as you can see the colour as come back to her face and she looks alot happier now. You may get back in the pool when she's ready and be more careful next time because if it wasn't for us you would not have noticed that she was drowning the 3 foot area is a dangerous place to the untrained eye. | |
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| Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 1/19/2008 6:15:12 PM | I usually give a playful tap on the head, then marks out of 10. I always ensure never to give higher than a 7 though, dont want them becoming complacent, and not trying harder next time | |
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| Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 1/20/2008 2:36:33 AM | Im unable to comment, as i think you actually have to have sex, in order to say something afterwards!!!!
So maybe my comment in the event that it ever happens would have to be Finally....woohoo | |
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