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 aquaplane

Joined: 9/22/2006
Msg: 26
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Posted: 10/16/2006 9:10:30 AM
Just a minute, my jaw is aching.
 Chorlton Dragon

Joined: 12/7/2005
Msg: 27
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Posted: 10/16/2006 10:44:57 AM
What did you say your name was again?
 *Em*

Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 28
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Posted: 10/16/2006 11:15:03 AM
good film!


ok, well maybe not the best thing to say...
 Gentleman_X

Joined: 3/3/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 10/16/2006 11:17:39 AM
Sorry love, but 48 orgasms on the one session is all I can give you....

Any more is dangerous for you....

and I do need 15 mins for a tea break before the next session begins...
 magical_calamity

Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 30
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Posted: 10/16/2006 12:22:12 PM
sorry for all the swearing
 Dangerous Dawn

Joined: 6/3/2006
Msg: 31
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Posted: 10/16/2006 12:36:28 PM
No you're on the wet patch!
 Simon7431

Joined: 4/30/2006
Msg: 32
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Posted: 10/16/2006 12:56:59 PM
Thanks for breakfast honey
 macforty

Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 33
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Posted: 10/16/2006 1:02:36 PM
Has your husband taken enough photos !!
 loli b

Joined: 7/9/2006
Msg: 34
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Posted: 10/16/2006 1:05:13 PM
Now, about that peeling plaster I've just noticed in the ceiling.
 LEREDD

Joined: 9/9/2006
Msg: 35
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Posted: 10/16/2006 1:05:44 PM
Man: Oooops! Sorry didn't mean to wake you!

or

Woman: Sorry! I need a bigger one!

or

Woman: Really! My vibrator feels better!

or

Man: I think you woke up the neighbours!

or

Man: Sorry about the rug burns!

or

Woman or man: You are so naughty!
 BadPenny41

Joined: 10/10/2006
Msg: 36
Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 10/16/2006 1:10:05 PM
" Will Ticket number 443 please go to room 3 now "
 LEREDD

Joined: 9/9/2006
Msg: 37
Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 10/16/2006 1:26:53 PM
Honey! Tell your girlfriends to go home now...I'm tired...
 WatchuTalkinAboutWillis

Joined: 8/2/2006
Msg: 38
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Posted: 10/16/2006 1:40:25 PM
Don't worry,they'll slot that hip back in at the care centre.
 cuddly_zo

Joined: 9/29/2006
Msg: 39
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Posted: 10/16/2006 1:54:45 PM
about time ....your taxis here!!
 citygirlboo

Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 40
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Posted: 10/16/2006 1:59:09 PM
OMG you were right, that was your first time
 Clarkey005

Joined: 10/6/2005
Msg: 41
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:05:28 PM
I guess I can turn the webcam off now....
 Clarkey005

Joined: 10/6/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:06:28 PM
Right I'm off before I sober up and realise what you look like
 littleangel1974

Joined: 2/26/2006
Msg: 43
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:06:34 PM
Ohhh its like a willy, only smaller
 WatchuTalkinAboutWillis

Joined: 8/2/2006
Msg: 44
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:08:12 PM
You'd better take some of this cream with you otherwise you'll be itchin to buggery tomorrow.
 AyatollataPunani

Joined: 9/11/2006
Msg: 45
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:11:53 PM
Do you mind if I sit on the floor...I have downs syndrome
 peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006
Msg: 46
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:19:07 PM
My God that was good, would you like your false teeth back now ?
 Snaarf

Joined: 9/16/2006
Msg: 47
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:19:31 PM
Oh my God,

your breasts were like boulders!
 pink_bunny_1

Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 48
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:20:48 PM
Ok you two is it my turn to go get us a drink, or one of you
 hellynuk

Joined: 7/11/2006
Msg: 49
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:21:58 PM
so this is why we judge people on personality

i guess this makes me the early bird

its a good thing you have so many other talents
 Lexi31

Joined: 3/3/2006
Msg: 50
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:37:28 PM
Thats enough of the foreplay....you ready for the real thing yet?
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