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 peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006
Msg: 51
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:54:47 PM
What do you mean you have a headache, we have only done it 58 times !!
 LEREDD

Joined: 9/9/2006
Msg: 52
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Posted: 10/16/2006 2:55:51 PM
Sorry about the rope burns...and damn... I can't seem to find the key for your handcuffs!!@#!@#!@#

oh well... catch ya later!
 Venus In Chains

Joined: 7/10/2006
Msg: 53
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Posted: 10/16/2006 3:56:55 PM
Heard during an intimate moment between a friend and his girlfriend one night:

"Is it in yet?"

Heard afterwards:

"Ewww, it's all wet!"

But my personal all-time favourite post coital line ever:

"Yes it is always that good. Why do you ask?"

Naomi
xx
 Venus In Chains

Joined: 7/10/2006
Msg: 54
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Posted: 10/16/2006 3:57:16 PM
**Ooops - double posted - bad server. Bad, bad server!**
 cutelittledevil

Joined: 9/22/2006
Msg: 55
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:05:06 PM
Is that it??????????
 The other fella

Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 56
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:05:51 PM
Well I don`t know about you, but I thought I was brilliant.
 littleangel1974

Joined: 2/26/2006
Msg: 57
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:07:07 PM
MY EYESSSSSSS MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 Marco46

Joined: 9/10/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:08:37 PM
"GRANDAD! "ARE YOU COMING DOWN FOR SOME TEA!!!
 cutelittledevil

Joined: 9/22/2006
Msg: 59
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:10:57 PM
Probably was, I must have fallen asleep!
 kisseylips

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 60
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:12:10 PM
Oh no! Not in my hair!! I look like something out of 'There's something about mary'
 jack matser

Joined: 6/10/2005
Msg: 61
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:12:58 PM
Im sorry I wiped it on your curtains but I couldn't find a towel.
 littleangel1974

Joined: 2/26/2006
Msg: 62
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:17:01 PM
^^^^^ wondered why they wouldn't close properly


ya dirty baaastard
 Marco46

Joined: 9/10/2006
Msg: 63
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:20:09 PM
"WENDY! "ARE YOU UP STAIRS!! "I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT ITCHY DAVE IS FIXING THE LIGHT FITTINGS IN THE BEDROOMS!!!
 Snaarf

Joined: 9/16/2006
Msg: 64
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Posted: 10/16/2006 4:27:30 PM
NEXT TIME TREACLE,

CAN I SHAG U WITH ME STRING VEST ON PLEASE......JUST A FETISH
 bootielicious

Joined: 9/10/2006
Msg: 65
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Posted: 10/16/2006 5:55:46 PM
No... please DO keep your veil on!
 adeyboy63

Joined: 8/23/2006
Msg: 66
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Posted: 10/16/2006 6:11:14 PM
how was that for you...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 bootielicious

Joined: 9/10/2006
Msg: 67
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Posted: 10/16/2006 6:17:42 PM
Do they really do size 14 that big nowadays?


I thought VWE stood for Very well endowed?


Ohhh... ummm... can you put the blind fold back on me now please!


How did I get here?


Damn the lights, I thought you were your brother!


Are you sure you're 16?
 adeyboy63

Joined: 8/23/2006
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Posted: 10/16/2006 6:27:01 PM
male-"Hmmm shagging you i am does that feel good?"
Female- "like foreplay but use more than one finger"
male - "ooh oooh oh yeah"
Female-"ceiling needs a coat of paint"
male- aaah night love xx"
female -"feck not the wet patch again"




I need therapy or drugs
Whats best things to say after sex?
Posted: 10/16/2006 8:57:21 PM

put the kettle on I need something to refresh my mouth after eating that.



After that you definetly aren't kissable.
 Nogoodnames

Joined: 4/4/2006
Msg: 70
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Posted: 10/16/2006 11:16:07 PM
I've had better.
 pantsonfire

Joined: 7/19/2006
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Posted: 10/16/2006 11:39:23 PM
Now do you wanna have a go at putting it in the RIGHT hole????
 Sexynaturelle

Joined: 4/3/2006
Msg: 72
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Posted: 10/17/2006 12:10:19 AM
Thanks that was great! but I didnt cum...
 ~Student Nurse~

Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 73
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Posted: 10/17/2006 12:19:03 AM
Don't worry about it..........................................it's ok.................................no really it is.........................................please dont stress about it, now where DID i put my vibrator?
 Technopunk

Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 74
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Posted: 10/17/2006 12:19:57 AM
your mother likes it that way to
 Joshua1603

Joined: 9/23/2006
Msg: 75
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Posted: 10/17/2006 12:20:19 AM
Yawn Yawn again....oh wake me when ya finished lol
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