TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 226 | |
| limerick masterpieces!!!!
Posted: 11/1/2006 5:15:52 PM | I know this weeble named wobbles
who's head always bounces and bobbles
I push him around
but he wont fall down
so I booted his crotch now he hobbles | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 12:59:59 PM | There was a young lady called Carol,
On TV once removed her apparel.
To audience applause,
She whipped off her drawers,
Whilst bending over a barrel | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 1:01:55 PM | There was a young lady called Suzy,
Who spouted long words like an oozy.
It would be no trouble,
For her to spout bubbles,
Whilst sitting in my Jacuzzi! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 1:03:34 PM | There was a young cat called Spotty,
Who has a soft furry botty.
If we gave her a chance,
She'd pull down her pants
And probably poo on a potty! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 1:07:15 PM | The once was a pirate named Bates
Who loved to Rhumba on skates
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 1:10:23 PM | There once was a girl from Wheeling
Who had a particular feeling
She lied on her back
And tickled her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 1:18:43 PM | my back hurts, my penis is sore
i simply cant f*ck anymore
im bathed in sweat
you havent come yet
and my god its quarter to four!!
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Posted: 11/2/2006 1:21:40 PM | Once an old queer from Kartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which and to whom | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 1:28:08 PM | Do you f*ck on first dates
Does your dad own a brewery
Can i feel your tits
Or will you show em to me
If the answer is no
Then i gotta go
My face will be leaving in 45 minutes
I hope you'll be on it!!
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Posted: 11/2/2006 1:32:32 PM | There once was a virgin quite tearful,
Of sucking a**** she was fearful.
In a moment of dread,
She turned her head
And boy, did she get an earful! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 2:14:45 PM | who put the d*ck on the snowman
without a carrot in its place
you have used a cucumber
something with a bit of taste
but in stead you used a thimble
something you can barely see
who put the d*ck on the snowman
and made him look like me!! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 2:18:18 PM | There was a young woman named Jill,
who used dynamite for a thrill.
While playing one day,
the fuse burned away,
and her****was found in Brazil | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 2:21:52 PM | well life is surely fine..sitting right back
watching them peckers trying to get in her crack
i get messy when they slip me of the track
thankgod im a pubic hair!!
when she starts to feel horny and uses vaseline
takes a little shower and rubs me clean
i get sticky when she covers me with cream
thankgod im a pubic hair!!
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Posted: 11/2/2006 2:33:55 PM | There was a young man from Bel Air
Who raped an old maid on the stair.
But the banister broke
On the 23rd stroke
And he finished her off in midair! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 2:36:09 PM | grab your balls like michael jackson
with a little pelvic thrusting action
go and get his leather jacket
pick a crowbar up and whack it
squeaze his buns like mr wipple
while bubble bites his nipple
yeah hes bad and yeah he'll thrill ya
but make sure that he dont bill ya
plastic surgeons love him with grace
cos he hasnt and wont have a face!! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 2:42:07 PM | There once was a plumber named Lee
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
Said the girl, "Stop your plumbing
There's somebody coming."
Said the plumber still plumbing "It's me." | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 6:23:43 PM | all in the name of the Lord
they sharpened the double edged sword
then went off to war
to settle that score
now they can fit in a gourd. | |
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Posted: 11/3/2006 12:58:24 PM | There once was a vampire called Mable
Whose periods were always quite stable.
So every full moon
She took out a spoon
And drank herself under the table. | |
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Posted: 11/4/2006 2:15:09 PM | There was a young woman named Jill
Who used a dynamite stick for a Thrill
They found her Vagina
In north Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!!
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Posted: 11/4/2006 3:56:54 PM | There once was a girl from Toronto
Who wanted a guy to hold onto
She joined on this site
In aid of her plight
And made plenty of fish friends el-pronto!
(that was fun!!!) | |
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Posted: 11/5/2006 2:03:11 PM | ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^
poems are good poems are great
come write some don't make me wait
pof is where you should be
so come and write poetry with me!!
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 247 | |
| limerick masterpieces!!!!
Posted: 11/5/2006 2:13:42 PM | I called up an angel one time
and the devil on the other line
caused quite a fuss
and hung up on us
which saved me from a life of crime | |
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Posted: 11/5/2006 2:21:50 PM | there was once a lad named tim
who really couldn't swim
he jumped in the pool
nearly drowned like a fool
but the chances of that was slim!!
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Posted: 11/5/2006 2:36:50 PM | I once contemplated my knees
And ceaselessly started to sneeze
I struggled for tissue
Which caused such an issue
And so just sneezed into the breeze | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 250 | |
| limerick masterpieces!!!!
Posted: 11/5/2006 2:54:50 PM | there once was a guy from new brunswick
who travelled afar with guitar pick
played for the crowd
and cranked it up loud
but came back because he was homesick | |
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