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Posted: 11/5/2006 3:01:02 PM | there once was a lad from madrass
whos balls were constructed of brass
when jangled together
they played stormy weather
and lightning shot out of his ass | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 252 | |
| limerick masterpieces!!!!
Posted: 11/5/2006 3:23:44 PM | I have a new fetish that's weird
and it's getting much worse than i feared
it's all about magic
and really quite tragic
cause all my desires disapeared | |
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Posted: 11/5/2006 3:56:55 PM | Rhyming's so freaking addictive
Limericks fun and non-restrictive
But I sit down to type
Get caught up in the hype
This behaviour is getting predictive! | |
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Posted: 11/5/2006 6:02:47 PM | There once were some POF punners
most Ok, but some of them stunners
who wrote limericks for all
without dropping the ball
and this couldn't have been any funner! | |
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Posted: 11/5/2006 6:15:52 PM | spotting a babe in a pose
adjusting her fishnet hose
she was such a looker
a bit like a hooker
but not the one I chose | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 1:34:20 PM | im over here, im over there
not wearing underwear
breezy down here
cold up the rear
i know its silly
but im slightly chilly | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 257 | |
| limerick masterpieces!!!!
Posted: 11/6/2006 3:42:49 PM | put on some clothes then you silly
I would'nt sit here a freezin MY willy
I know that your talking pinkage
but I tend to worry about....
shrinkage
tehetehehehehaha | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 3:43:36 PM | There was a man from Manacker
Who slipped and fell on his left Nacker
Then with a fright
He fell on the right
And his foreskin went bang like a cracker | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 3:50:48 PM | hehehehehehe!! tim....
cannot put on underwear
cos i like my bottom bare
though i may be chilly
whats wrong with your willy
it looks a little tiny
but its cold dont be so whiny
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Posted: 11/6/2006 3:59:43 PM | Put your hands together for cuddly
She put it across so bubbly
The cold can cause alot of shrinkage
Espacially to the old pinkage
Nothing wrong with wanting your bottom bare
As long as there is not too much hair | |
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Posted: 11/7/2006 10:29:40 AM | There was once a girl called may
to all people she wanted to say
i like my guys
between my thighs
so stop telling everyone im gay!!
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Posted: 11/7/2006 12:47:42 PM | A country club lifeguard named Ford
Was fired for sctions abhorred
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Twas not that the fool
Took a pee in the pool
He did it from off the high board
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Posted: 11/9/2006 2:46:23 PM | there was once a man named fred
who said it was time for bed
so late one night
with his bed in sight
he fell into bed and was dead!! | |
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Posted: 4/6/2007 4:48:20 AM | there was once a girl named flo
whos boobs dangled to the floor
they dangled that low
she could tie them in a bow
as they bounced to and fro | |
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Posted: 4/6/2007 9:21:51 PM | There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
It was dirty and rank, disgusting and stank,
But just think of the money he saved!
There once was a man from New Kent,
Whose tool was so long that it bent,
So to save her some trouble, he bent it up double,
But instead of coming, he went! | |
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| How about these? I think there FANTASTIC.
Posted: 4/7/2007 3:38:13 AM | There was a man from Dundee
who invented a w*****g machine
on the 25th stroke the b*****d thing broke
and whipped up his b*****ks like cream.
Mary had a little dog
it was full of fun & frolics
she threw it up into the air
and swung it by it's b*****ks.
Tell me what you think?
Mike | |
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Posted: 4/7/2007 5:39:21 AM | Mary had a little lamb,
she knew it could not swim,
she took it to the swimming pool,
and kicked the b*****d in.
Mary had a little pig,
she took it to a wedding,
she tied it to a metal pole,
and kicked it's little head in.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a can of beer,
Jack got p****d and broke his wrist,
this limerick ends here.
I hope you like these as well?
Please let me know.
Thank you.
Mike | |
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Posted: 4/8/2007 5:02:41 AM | MARY HAD A LITTLE BIKE,
SHE RODE IT THROUGH THE GRASS,
AND EVERY TIME THE WHEELS WENT ROUND,
THE SPOKES WENT UP HER A***.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB,
SHE CALLED IT LITTLE RALPH,
IT'S BURNING IN A FIELD RIGHT NOW,
SOD IT FOOT & MOUTH.
I HOPE THESE BRING SOME SUNSHINE INTO PEOPLES LIVES. | |
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ebgdae
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Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 270 | |
| Thank you. How about these?
Posted: 4/8/2007 5:23:05 AM | Mary had a little lamb
that shitted on the floor
so the teacher made her lick it up
and spit it out the door | |
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| Thank you. How about these?
Posted: 4/10/2007 8:44:55 AM | there was once a man called john
who thought he has a big one
he whipped it out
shook it about
and now the f**king things gone
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Posted: 4/11/2007 8:08:48 AM | THERE WAS A MAN FROM CHINA,
WHO WAS NOT A VERY GOOD CLIMBER,
HE SLIPPED ON A ROCK CUT HIS C**K,
AND NOW HE HAS A V****A. | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 2:16:46 PM | A ACCIDENT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE BROTHER TIM,
WHEN I THREW A TOMATOE AT HIM,
TOMATOES ARE SOFT & DON'T HURT THE SKIN,
BUT THIS ONE DID COZ IT WAS STILL IN THE TIN.
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Posted: 4/28/2007 7:29:38 AM | In days of old when men were bold
and women weren't invented
they shoved a hole
in a telegraph pole
and sat there quite contented
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Posted: 4/28/2007 12:19:02 PM | with girls you can hold your own
that prospect not far from home
you beg and you pray
that's all she will say
why don't you hold your own...
that was Rodney Dangerfield inspired haha...
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