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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:07:38 PM | old mother hupboard
went to her cupboard
to give poor doggy a bone
when she bent over
up jumped rover
and gave her a bone of his own.... | |
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 27 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:12:55 PM | ther once was a damsel called Diva
who took to her man with a cleaver
he was not so well hung
once that cleaver'd been swung
so he promised that he'd never leave her | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:19:52 PM | my minds gone blank
must have been that wank
i had the day before
the reason i know
i slipped on the floor
as it run all down the door..... | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:34:02 PM | a flea and a fly in a flue
were caught so what could they do
the fly said "let us flee"
"let us fly" said the flee
so they flew through a flaw in the flue
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:38:58 PM | there once was a man from kent
whos****was so long that it bent
it was so much trouble
that he kept it double
and instead of coming he went
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:42:45 PM | there was a man called dave
who found a dead body in a cave
i know it sounds disgusting
but it only needs dusting
just think of the money i'll save | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:47:37 PM | there was once a popstar madonna
to all the males she'd ask you wanna
warren beatty said no
then he called her a whore
now she cries and smokes marajuana | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:50:09 PM | A woman from over the pond
of sexual thoughts was so fond
her ardour might fade
if at last she got laid
by a guy with a foot-long wand! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:52:51 PM | there were two girlies from lancs
who were said to be thick as two short planks
while painting their toes
they busted their nose
cant think of owt else but thanks | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:57:31 PM | their once was a girl becky-loo
who really needed too poo
she fell down the shitter
did nothing but jitter
so she pulled her mate cuddly zo down too | |
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 37 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:58:43 PM | the challenge you win with hands down
so I sit and I brude with a frown
your limericks...divine
like a glass of fine wine
and a romantic night on the town | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:01:53 PM | i think this needs to be said
but im afraid that im going to bed
im going to sleep
not making a peep
but i'll soon be making zeds | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:08:58 PM | my names cuddly zo im good at what i do
you cannot beat me im too good too be true
but you gave it your best shot ..yes you did tim
but the chances of beating me are rather too slim | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:23:23 PM | Old Mc Mickey
Had a 10 foot dickey
So he showed to the lady next door
She thought it was a snake
Hit it with a rake
And now it's only 3 foot four" | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:28:24 PM | A Lancashire chick
with a fondness for Richard
went for sex
on the decks
on a tile or a plank or a brick. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:33:26 PM | their once was a woman from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
within the hour
her a*** was a flower
and her tits were dangling with weeds | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:34:25 PM | | there once was a man called dominic..who wasn't all that quick...i told him a rhyme...but he wasted my time...so i hit him on the head with a stick | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:41:59 PM | alyosha has a fondness for a lancashire chick
i just hope he aint playing with his stick
but if you are i hope you have fun
but clean the mess up when you have done
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:42:09 PM | There was a young man from Limerick
Who bought a rhyming dictionary
‘Well **** a duck
That's just my luck
I'll have to move to Tiperarry’ | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:44:37 PM | have two spots on my forehead
I call them my stigmata
I have three spots on my foreskin
I blame them on smegmata | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:51:01 PM | Sky TV at night,
Voyeurs delight;
Sky TV in the morning,
Inexorably boring. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 3:57:03 PM | There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 4:07:35 PM | There once was a man called lenny
who had a bright brass penny
it went up his ass
his balls turned to brass
and his pubes were no longer hairy | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 4:14:57 PM | There was a young woman from Eeling
Who had a perculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And whizzed all over the ceiling!! | |
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