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Posted: 10/17/2006 4:15:08 PM | you cheated on me you little git
your nothing but a lump of shit
i hope you catch her scary crabs
and all them little fungas scabs
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Posted: 10/17/2006 4:21:18 PM | I once had a gerbil named Bobby
Who had an unusual hobby:
He chewed on a cord
And now- oh my lord- | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 4:26:06 PM | There once was a boy named Lou
who had trouble tying his shoe.
He wanted some high-tops
but bought him some flip-flops,
and still had no clue what to do! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 4:45:55 PM | the rhyming we are doing is just a bit of fun
dont take it to serious or get to glum
nic and zo are here to play
so come have a go dont stay away
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Posted: 10/17/2006 4:55:25 PM | There once was a Lancashire filly
who was incorrigibly silly.
She went up a hill,
Found a dude named Bill
and played all night with his willy. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 4:59:50 PM | Cuddly_Zo
at limericks is slow
but if you want a run
of good hot fun
she’s ready for a go! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 5:04:40 PM | alyosha maybe right
i might give you a fright
dont worry i dont bite much
all i wanna do is touch
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Posted: 10/17/2006 5:06:27 PM | There once was a girl who said “not meeeeeee”
“I’m practicing celibacy!”
That little flirt
raised up her skirt
and said “Kiss me...a little higher than me knee....” | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 5:19:43 PM | My man meat is throbbing
The baloney is bobbing
It needs a mouth with good gobbing
To suck it non stopping
Strong hands to jerk it
But not so strong they hurt it
Someone to really work it
But not a pyscho
Who sticks a fork in it
And eats it like brunch
My penis is not your lunch
Just a very sweet treat
You lick,but never eat | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 7:12:21 PM | There was a young man from Sheen
Who invented a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke
The frigging thing broke
And whipped his balls to cream | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 9:57:42 AM | sing a song of sixpence
your willy is in my eye
get it out you dirty boy
and lets bake it in a pie
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Posted: 10/18/2006 10:15:38 AM | There once was a man from china
Who was a rockclimber
He slipped on a rock
Cut off his****br>And now he has a beginna | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 10:26:37 AM | there was a girl called mandy
who was rather randy
she whipped of her jeans
her fish smelt of beans
and her boyfriend said mmm thats handy | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 10:31:58 AM | ther was a young girl called jade
who drank pints and pints of cherryarde
gave her a quik
a really loud burp
that sounded like a poweful grenade. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 10:36:48 AM | there once was a boy named pan
his closets best firend was dan
they jumped on beds
"this is fun,"dan said
until they were killed by a fan | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 10:41:18 AM | there once was a girl named mary
whos face was rather hairy
it grew and grew
out of her nose too
and on halloween she looked pretty scary!!! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 10:43:46 AM | There once was a dog named Goldy
His food was always moldy
He was furry and fat
And he slept on a mat
And at night he slept very boldly | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 10:56:55 AM | all these poems are going to my brain
all these poems are driving me insane!!
i know i sound defeated.......but
all these poems need to be deleted!!
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Posted: 10/18/2006 11:04:56 AM | there was a old lady from clyde
who ate forty apples and died
the apples fermented
inside the lamented
and made cider inside her insides | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 11:20:40 AM | there once was a girl called liz
who got really high from whizz
she ran all over town
with her pants down
and on her was someones jizz!!
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Posted: 10/18/2006 11:25:09 AM | A rather young dude
who loved to be lewd
would rather post limerick after limerick after limerick after limerick after limerick after limerick
Hey! It's better than getting screwed! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 11:26:34 AM | There was a young maid from Madrid
Who would open her legs for a quid.
But a handsome Italian
With balls like a stallion
Said he's do it for nothing -- and did. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 11:43:09 AM | eh up he's back ...
the one with the saggy crack....
making a mark on this thread...
well he can do it better instead.... | |
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