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Posted: 10/18/2006 11:45:41 AM | Observe our little Cuddly_Zo
racing, racing ro and fro
hip-hop
won’t stop
till one of us makes her glow! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 11:54:55 AM | which one i wanna know
the lucky person which will make me glow
its that good or is it bad???
will it hurt or make me sad!!
the idea im contenplating
but here i am ready and waiting... | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 78 | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:07:39 PM | "may I cut in"? I said with a grin
being a born trouble maker
you better step quick
or i'll pull out my ____
then surely I will take her | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:14:21 PM | tims a trouble maker....... oh right
with his poem he gave me a fright
please dont pull out your pecker
it is huge like a double decker....
oh my god im running away
all because tim wants to play...
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 80 | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:26:19 PM | good one zo,but please don't go
all running and scared in a tizzy
here's something to pick your teeth with
while everyone else gets busy | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:30:54 PM | me not scared and not in a tizzy
oh tim do ya wanna get busy
we could play all night long
bounce up n down ooooh ding dong!! | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 82 | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:36:58 PM | send me a picture
i'll send you one too
in a couple of weeks
when the mail comes through
you do your best
and I will too
Ahhhhh....long distance lovin is true | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:38:00 PM | There once was a girl who was ready and waiting
a girl who needed a lot of satiating.
She could do it all night
and when the morning was bright
she’d start her battery vibrating. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:43:56 PM | There once was a girl, no use to bait her
‘cause she was the master baiter
Just a little bit slow
Aren’t you Zo?
I think I’m beginning to grate her! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:47:18 PM | is it my picture you desire
bet your loins are on fire
maybe i'll send it maybe i wont
mmm im vibrating just to taunt!!
alyosha wot ever could you meeeaaaann!!!!
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:47:59 PM | There once was a girl who wore the proud crown
of the queen of up and down.
In the air, or on the ground,
she’d often be found,
minus panties bra or gown! | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 87 | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:53:05 PM | you taunt and you tease
oh no..stop please
I think I am going to explode
ahhh..there its over
i'm back to myself
but a few bricks short of a load | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 12:55:22 PM | You got two stiff**** sitting in a chair
Don't they make a loverly pair
Fantasising across the water
one over a girl young enough to be your daughter | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 90 | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:00:39 PM | aaaahhh tim tim tim
glad you had fun
and now ur empty
all your work is done | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:01:30 PM | In Ellesmere Port
there's some sort of sport
who's in a rage
count of my age
and whose wit is a wee bit short. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:04:31 PM | | By the way, Cammo, Zo is young enough to be my grand-daughter but appears to be quite competent to recognize what's written in fun. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:05:17 PM | ok lets play nice
its just added a bit of spice
now im back and i want more
dont go running to the door!! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:09:03 PM | Thats a fair cop my good mate
This argument is going out of date
Lets be nice for cuddly zo
We don't want her to go | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:22:10 PM | There was a young dentist called Stone
Who saw all his patients alone.
In a fit of depravity
He filled the wrong cavity,
Good Lord! How his practice has grown! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:25:54 PM | Harry the magician
performed his favourite trick
he pulled his foreskin over his head
and vanished up his prick | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:30:04 PM | There was a young fellow called Dirk
Who dozed off one day after work.
He woke with a scream
When he had a wet dream,
And polished it off with a jerk. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:35:45 PM | There was a young fellow called Runyon,
Whose penis developed a bunion.
With every erection,
This painful infection,
Gave off a strong odour of onion. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:37:08 PM | There was a young girl called Dolores,
Whose cunt was all covered in sores.
The dogs in the street
Used to snap at the meat,
That hung in green gobs from her drawers.
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