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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:39:39 PM | there once was
and then there wasn't
and now its back
and smack
what a hack | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:45:53 PM | ive not a clue what he said....^^^^^
but i'll go along instead
think of some more poems
to put into all these forums | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:51:30 PM | forums or forsomes or menage a trois
sometimes its better to eat the craw
than play a game that no one saw
now wash before dinner said ma ma | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 1:58:38 PM | grinning from ear to ear
there is nothing that i dont fear
apart from a man with a crack
holy cow!! mines gone slack!! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 2:40:33 PM | There once was girl who was slow on the draw
She was reaching behind her to undo her bra
but she couldn’t undo it
so her boyfriend had to chew it
‘pon which they did it they were both raw! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 5:14:00 PM | There was a woman from pretoria
And her name was gloria
She had a lad
Who was very bad
Now he absolutely adores her
Diva | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 5:21:02 PM | There once was a motley crew
On a late Wednesday night they knew
That the POF forum
Would take lines and store em
And in the morning could show them anew | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 8:03:01 PM | there was a young man named crocket
who once invented a rocket
the rocket went bang
his balls went clang
and he found his prick
in his pocket | |
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Posted: 10/18/2006 9:58:53 PM | There once were some maniac mages
Who’s poetry laced all the pages
On the forums tonight
They got into a fight
Yet the good lines kept flowing in stages
There once was a lyrical muse
Who’s rhymings were great to confuse
And make me just wonder
With delight before slumber
Came to take me away for to snooze
There once was a gal from down under
Who’s poems sure took all the thunder
She made a cool place
Where words made a face
And she did it with nary a blunder | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 3:20:25 AM | There once was an innocent maid
who’d never, no never been laid.
So she took off her clothes,
donned garter and hose,
and hoped somebody’d come to her aid. | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 3:54:11 AM | There once was a man named Ted
Who always checked under his bed
One day he did enter
And came out changed gender
Now Ted is Tara instead! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 4:57:38 AM | There once was a guy named Bruce
Hating undies preferred to hang loose
He'd run around bare
Loved to feel the fresh air
But feared his hungry pet goose!!
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Posted: 10/19/2006 5:27:27 AM | There once was a muso called Boris
Drove quite recklessly in his old Morris
When he went on a date
He took aim at the gate
But quite often he landed in forest | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 5:59:59 AM | Coupla dudes, one horny, one lewd,
were hoping to get screwed.
In the midst of their fukk
their bodies got stuck
to each other and never quite came unglued. | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 6:54:48 AM | There once was a poet Neseemoo
Who helped to create a venue new
It took off with a bang
And it made some jaws hang
For it birthed a new ascii Roo guru! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 7:42:54 AM | there was a girl named kim
who always wanted money on a whim
but her mum said no
you cheap little whore
get on the corner with him!!
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Posted: 10/19/2006 7:46:19 AM | ther was once a girl called gizz
who loved the taste of jizz
she slurped and slurped
until she burped
and out of her ears came fizz!!
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Posted: 10/19/2006 7:54:24 AM | there was once a girl everyone knew
her name was emma fisher
with her piss.....flaps she flew
and landed in mothers dinner!!
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Posted: 10/19/2006 7:57:12 AM | just sitting one day on the old cold potty
drinking the dregs of my little hot toddy
she started to beg when she saw my bare legs
"close the door there before I get naughty" | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 8:11:18 AM | there was a woman called maud
who was really really bored
so she spotted billy
and played with his willy
and now he turned into a toad!!
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Posted: 10/19/2006 8:48:38 AM | There once was comely young witch
whose body developed an itch
down below.
No,
low-
er,
still
low-
er,
still
low-
er,
still
low-
er,
still
low-
er,
still
low-
er,
still--
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 9:04:10 AM | There once was a dirty old man
Who drank from his own bed pan
Then he perved at the nurse
And then uttered a curse
As she flushed both of them down the can | |
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Joined: 10/3/2006
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Posted: 10/19/2006 9:51:20 AM | when I look in the mirror I see
A mad man staring back at me
so I run through the jon
with me ole blinders on
and "ahhhhhhhh" have a pee
he he he | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:05:21 AM | There once was a funny named tim
who wrote his lines on a whim
and made people laugh
Though he never did gaff
but delighted all who read with him | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:07:23 AM | And then there's the poet called thorb
who's lyrical rantings absorb
so many scewed thoughts
his poetry rocks
though he lives in his own peculiar orb | |
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