TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 126 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:07:39 AM | one night I drank too much liquor
and my girlfriend I tried to trick her
I pulled of my rubber
and proceded to luv her
and now in the morning she's sicker | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:10:22 AM | There once was a seamstress who said
I can do magic with words and a thread
and she proved herself right
each day and each night
And her POF poetry was well read | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 128 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:23:20 AM | I once got some telephone calls
the phone nearly rang off the walls
I had call display
so I knew right away
was that girl again breakin my balls | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 129 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:29:03 AM | so the man I was did the right thing
and soon did the wedding bells ring
and she popped out a son
"oh no" another one
now i'm pushing the twins on the swing
badda bing | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 130 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:38:00 AM | I once told a joke was so funny
that I just about killed my honey
she busted a gut
and fell on her butt
and her eyes and her nose became runny | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 132 | |
| limerick masterpieces!!!!
Posted: 10/19/2006 10:51:20 AM | salty's cracked up like an egg
running down my pant leg
i'm starting to think
she might need a drink
don't make me break out that keg | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 133 | |
| limerick masterpieces!!!!
Posted: 10/19/2006 10:55:53 AM | my white momma said once too the class
you better all study and pass
enough with the jive
it's saterday night live
don't make me break my foot off in your ass | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:56:17 AM | There once was a lass named Salty
Whose liquor leg was a bit faulty
For if she drank much
She needed a crutch
As her walking became very halting | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 135 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:03:46 AM | he he he SALTY
I once ate a goldfish for brunch
and then had a rhino for lunch
and a walrus for supper
but then for an upper
I chased it down with turtle punch | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:07:28 AM | There once was a giant rooster so mean
So big and foul that it always caused scenes
He stood six feet tall
And made one girl call
That’s the largest co*k that I’ve ever seen | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 137 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:09:07 AM | that's just......different
o.k. i've had enough
time to do some other stuff
I think I will head
to some other poor thread
i'll try not to be too rough | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:10:28 AM | there once was a woman in a tent
who used a guys balls for rent
he said i need to wash them
pleeeeaaasssee dont squash them
so she picked up her tent and went!! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:19:16 AM | There once was a girl named Jill
That one day escaped up a hill
She took her friend Jack
And ended up on her back
Now she has a son to show for the thrill | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:35:29 AM | that same girl jill
she popped a pill
and then fell down
when she opened her eyes
with a big surprise
she'd wee'd all over her gown
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:41:07 AM | There once was a woman feeling blue
All that she enjoyed was a good screw
So much time in her bed
Til her appetite was fed
With so many children what should she do | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:44:56 AM | There once was a girl from the city
Who wanted everyone to have pity
She made up new lies
Had fake tears in eyes
And gets what she wants cause she’s witty | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:54:55 AM | when you wish upon a star
you hope your wish is heard
blown by the wind really far
but you never speak a word!!!
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Posted: 10/19/2006 12:43:25 PM | I screamed for friendship into the wind
To the ends of the world I did send
It brought only fears
Hateful glances and sneers
Came back and bit me in the rear-end | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 12:53:57 PM | all the fears..hurtful glances....and sneers
put them behind you and have a few beers
the world can't hurt you its just your friend
i think you maybe going round the bend!!!
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Posted: 10/19/2006 2:03:40 PM | one day walking down the street
i found money on the floor
blowing around my feet
i wonder if i find anymore!!
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Posted: 10/19/2006 3:58:11 PM | I tried to make friendships so deep
Trying to give support to those that did weep
It was to no avail
As they said kiss my tail
So it looks like I'm still the blacksheep | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 9:04:13 PM | I once knew a girl named Trixie
she came from the city, shiity
ever since she was an iddy biddy kiddy
and as we grew older, so did her titties,
till one day she phones me
"my parents arent home & Im all alone
come here & bone me" | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:01:02 PM | there once was a lad named Shawn
who got off more than he got it on
his hand was so furry
his vision so blurry
it seems that the old wives' weren't wrong!! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 10:05:21 PM | There once was a girl from shadow
who's wit was never never slow
she'ld give em cum upence
and not give a two pence
for she was the queen of the show | |
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