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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:15:18 PM | Larry was confused in his mind
True answers he had to find
He fulfilled all his needs
Every night with great speed
So far he hasn’t gone blind | |
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Posted: 10/19/2006 11:27:20 PM | Thanku Neseemoo, that was 'luvlee' of you to write one for me
There once was a lady named Stella
To the vet she took her dog Bella
It was infected in her ear
Now the bank balance is clear
It woulda been better to sell her!!
 not really, but gawd it cost alot to treat a dogs ear infection, worth it tho | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 12:22:12 AM | “The farmer’s donkey”
There was once a farmer’s donkey so crass
Everyday he waited for his lass
She came by to play
And it made his day
Finally the farmer said here kiss my a s s | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 12:25:08 AM | There once was a lady from York
who all local lovers did stalk
but none of them entered
for right in the centre
of her box she had planted a cork
Then along came a man who presented
a dick that was strangely indented
with a twist and a twirl
he entered that girl
thus was the cork screw invented
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Posted: 10/20/2006 12:28:51 AM | I know of a friend who had soooo much hair
That we couldn't find him anywhere
We looked left we looked right
Searching well into the night
But the whole time he'd been sitting there!
You know who you are......
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Posted: 10/20/2006 6:58:37 AM | the sun was out
the sky is blue
theres not a cloud
to spoil the view
wind gently blows
through my hair
how i longed
to be there
to be with you
would make all
my dreams come true..
and the sun is out
the sky is blue
but i can never
be with you....
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 157 | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 8:21:05 AM | I went for a drive in the rain
and started to hydroplane
spun out of control
hit a telephone pole
and bashed in half my brain... | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 9:53:59 AM | here lies the body of mary-lee
died at the age of 103
for 16 years she kept her virginity
not a bad record for this vicinity
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Posted: 10/20/2006 11:18:04 AM | There once was a man called intenzity
he chatted with women impressively
when he was done
he saw they had won
but alas he was spun so successfully
is that one ok cuddly? thanks for sharing in my thread
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Posted: 10/20/2006 11:50:43 AM | Now someone said the other day
he thinks the south pole kinda sways
with magnetic flux guiding the ducks
the ozone's quickly going away | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 11:58:56 AM | Quick question kids,,,,,What makes a poem a limerick?Is it a short poem that tells a little story?I was never really quite sure:) Kat | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 12:15:02 PM | Well my dear friend Kat
Oxford said that
a nonesense verse not a curse
is where limericks are at.
It came from party songs
maybe smoking big bongs
a simple tune to entertain rooms
made up as they went along
I always felt they had to rhyme
using first, second and fouth lines
splitting the third one just for fun
with a punch as final laughing time | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 12:25:23 PM | ^Thanks for the heads up in Limerick form.:) Maybe Ill try writing one sometime.Great stuff in here everyone Kat | |
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Joined: 10/3/2006
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Posted: 10/20/2006 1:43:30 PM | clarification
7-9 syllables
7-9 syllables
4-7 syllabes
4-7 syllables
7-9 syllables
1st,2nd,5th lines rhyme
3rd,4th lines rhyme
a limerick can be quite funny
sometimes can make your nose runny
throw in a laugh
but don't have a calf
or you might see the easter bunny | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 1:52:32 PM | As I walked to the store and bought some bread
To come home and eat the toaster instead
The plastic was find, yet the metal a grind
When I bit at the plug, an electrified mind
My hairdo now spikes, I must shave my head | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 2:09:43 PM | I'm getting old and weary, my pilot is going out, what used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout,I used to be embarassed the way it would behave, for every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave,Now I'm getting older, and surely get the blues,to have that thing hang down my legs, and watch me shine my shoes. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 3:03:04 PM | good poems all keep them coming
and surley ppl will read them
and will come running!!! | |
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Posted: 10/20/2006 10:20:32 PM | twas a newlywed couple named Kelly
spent thier honeymoon belly to belly
in midst of their haste
used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly
and from the other limmerick thread
The limmerick form is complex
Whose contents run chiefly to sex
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgins
And swarms with erotic effects | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 4:10:03 AM | In faraway England, over the pond,
lives a doable lass who’s awfully fond
of a whack
in the sack
from a guy with a sizeable dong! | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 7:08:27 AM | A knight was so sorely in need
of a suitable galloping steed,
that he saddled an ass
which he found on the grass,
and rushed off to war in the lead. | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 7:29:12 AM | A teacher on line flashed his ass
then tried to seduce the lass
with words so absurd they never were heard
so he saved em for next English class | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 7:45:55 AM | The dreadful old sod you referred to,
whom common sense never occurred to,
was hauled off to jail
with his face turning pale,
and his job in a bucket of merde, too. | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 8:14:33 AM | In days of old, when Knights were bold, and girls were not p'ticular, they lined them up against the wall, and screwed them, perpendicular. | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 2:19:44 PM | children are in fear
cos halloween is near
monsters,ghosts and bats
goulies,mummies and rats!!
so you'd better get running
cos there coming after you
they want some blood
and its coming out of you!!
so what ever you do
dont go outside
cos they could take you
for a frightening ride!!
hope everyones into the halloween spirit!!...... | |
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