| longfellow
Posted: 10/21/2006 3:21:19 PM | there was a young lady called grace
who liked you to cum on her face
but a well endowed lad
gave her all he had
and blew her tonsils all over the place!!
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| longfellow
Posted: 10/21/2006 3:23:43 PM | i was in a bar and what did i see
a bouncing bimbo walking over to me
i could tell this lady had a lot of class
cos she was farting mozart right through the hole in her ass!!
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Posted: 10/21/2006 6:01:12 PM | there once was a goat in crote
who latched on to it's owners scrote..
so painful was this,
that the man had a piss
right down the throat of the goat | |
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Posted: 10/22/2006 11:21:53 AM | Sleepin eludes me this night
I should be tucked in snug n' tight
Snoozing and dreaming
Alert now its seeming
I'll be up until it gets bright | |
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Posted: 10/22/2006 11:37:32 AM | There once was an hombre so bad
his mother was ashamed of the lad
His bad manners would fade
if she could just get him laid
So she sent him out scantily clad. | |
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Posted: 10/22/2006 11:44:22 AM | There once was a lad named Jim
Who to satisfy every whim
Built a woman of desire
By tweaking some wires
Now shes the one erecting him..... | |
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Joined: 10/3/2006
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Posted: 10/22/2006 1:58:10 PM | there once was a wasn't that was
and a why that was simply because
and a good one gone bad
with a happy so sad
and a perfect one riddled with flaws | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 10:37:55 AM | There was a notorious seaman
Who with ladies was quite a young demon.
In peace or in war,
At sea or on shore,
He was liberal and free with his semen. | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 11:33:46 AM | There was a young stud from Missouri
Who ****ed with astonishing fury,
'Til taken to court
For his vigorous sport,
And condemned by a poorly-hung jury. | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 1:58:57 PM | hi ho hi ho
its off to work i go
i'll make a splash
inside your gash
hi ho hi ho
hi ho hi ho
its up your bum i'll go
please get me hard
you tub of lard
hi ho hi ho
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Posted: 10/23/2006 2:12:23 PM | Hi ho hi ho
it's off to bed we go
i'm going limp
you ****ing blimp
hi ho hi ho
hi ho hi ho
it's off to bed we go
I'd pay two bits
to see your tits
hi ho hi ho
hi ho hi ho
it's off to bed we go
get in that sack
and spread your crack
hi ho hi ho
hi ho hi ho
it's off to bed we go
just squeeze your****
and make me grunt
hi ho hi ho | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 3:29:24 PM | There was a young fellow- from Datchet
Who lopped off his prick with a hatchet.
He sent it to Whitely,
With a note wrote politely,
And ordered a****that would match it. | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 5:21:43 PM | There once was a lady named Rube
Who battled with her lopsided boob
It swung to and fro
Hung down very low
So over her shoulder she threw! | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 12:13:45 PM | there was once a girl named annie
who was a perculiar granny
it rocked to and for
cos the lips swung low
because she had a saggy fanny!!
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Posted: 10/24/2006 12:49:35 PM | In 1492
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
When they got there,
with never a woman to share,
their balls were quite blue, too. | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 1:20:42 PM | There was a young gigolo, Meek,
Who invented a lingual technique.
It drove women frantic,
Made them feel romantic,
And wore all the beard from his cheek. | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 1:24:56 PM | There was a young girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her hymen was broken
From riding a bike
On a cobblestone spike,
But it really was broken from pokin'. | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 1:41:16 PM | If you stretch Nalini’s ass wide
And then put her on her side
She can be disrobed
As her anus is probed
With a salami to hide | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 1:54:41 PM | There once was a man from Helsinki,
Who had a rather large pinky,
He put it in his wife's bum;
And pulled out a plum;
And, boy was it ****ing stinky!!! | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 2:04:18 PM | there was a drunk named buck
who thought he was outta luck
he saw a whore
led on the floor
so got on and had a ****!!
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Posted: 10/24/2006 2:12:19 PM | There once was a girl named dot
she lived off pigshit and snot
when she didn't have these
she lived off the cheese
that she would scrape off the side of her twat.
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Posted: 10/24/2006 2:13:29 PM | do you **** on first dates
does your dad own a brewery
can i feel ya tits
or will you show em too me
if the answer is no
then i gotta go
my face will be leaving in 45 minutes
i hope you'll be on it!!
kevin bloody wilson.....
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Posted: 10/24/2006 2:36:10 PM | there once was a hermit named dave,
who kept a dead hooker in his cave
you have to admit
she smelled like shit
but think of the money he saved! | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 2:40:35 PM | spider in the bath
spider in the bath
creepy crawly
creepy crawly
spider in the bath
i thought i flushed it down the drain
now its climbing up the chain
splat its dead i stomped on it
guts everywhere | |
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