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Posted: 10/24/2006 2:42:12 PM | there once was a boy called danny
who desperatly wanted a fanny
he cut off his****br>that made him sick
and he ended up being a tranny | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 3:19:46 PM | The limerick's callous and crude,
Its morals distressingly lewd;
It's not worth the reading
By persons of breeding -
It's designed for us vulgar and rude. | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 4:03:10 PM | lets hear it for cuddly zo
she's always on the go
here we have a sexy las
I can only imagine
but I bet she has a loverly ass | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:49:48 AM | hello to all lets have some fun
wine ..beer.. anyone want one
have a laugh write some poems
in your house or in your dorms
give me a giggle
i may wiggle
while i read your lovely rhymes!!
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Posted: 10/25/2006 11:39:52 AM | There once was a man named Pete
His girl thought his prick was a treat
He left for another
She’s alone under cover
Now she’s looking for a re-Pete | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 12:13:45 PM | There once was a lad named Chthonic
Who blasted the sonics
And mixed deadly tonics
I can't lie, the boy was so fly
He'd get you high
Like the chronic | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 4:52:22 PM | By the sea i yearn to be
Stare at the waves, just me
Listen to them break upon the shore
Rejuvinates, evens the score
We have lakes, so to them i'll flee! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:00:25 PM | now dry your baby blue sad teary eyes
that strict definition is just disguise
I only thought up that
to give your bum a pat
let's go out to dance and flash yer thighs | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:56:51 PM | Bringin" a pile over from another Lymric thread from a while ago.
Just to keep you all up a little longer.
There once was a guy from Calgary
Who wanted a gal for to marry
And on Plenty of fish
He thought he'd found his wish
But it turned out her legs were too hairy.
Once there was a girl from LA
Who told how her fish got away
It seems she was trollin’
But her catch was stolen
By a girl out Saskatchewan way.
There once was a fish from Nebraska
Who liked a girl so just asked her
If she'ld go on a date
And she said "Just you wait"
I'll be on the next plane from Alaska
There once was a guy from Kitchener waterloo
Who’s bum ankle left him not much to do
Cause to get around
made him fall to the ground
So on POF you’ll find him too
There once was a guy from B.C.
Who built houses all day for a fee
But at night when the sun set
By his computer he'ld set
And write out his hearts poetry
There once was a woman from Florida state
Who'd write poems until really late
And on pof forums
She knew the decorum's
And knew how to set us all straight
There once was a guy from Ontario
Who played with the forum scenario
He’ld write all his lines
Whenever he had time
But his poems were beyond compare you know
There once was a toggenburg furry
Who’s poems were loved by pof jury
“cause he started a thread
where one could be well fed
on poems at the popular eatery
There once was a songwriter from yore
Who on the forums he did score
For his rhymes and his wit
And that he would sit
For hours on the poetry floor
There once was a sweaty blue rocker
Who’s poetry could fill up a locker
As this poet never quit
With the fabulous wit
And the randy ones were quite a shocker
There once was a shovel like guy
Who could write limericks quite spry
And could write a haiku
If I remember true
As he cruised the pond for a fly.
There once was a lady who whispered
Who’s poems were happily heard
Her hat was nifty
As she shared poetry
Her rhymes were fun yet absurd!
If a person could then write their words
Which were quickly read by the absurds
Who froliced in forum
'Cause she never did bore em
With her wonderful poems for the birds! | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 1:09:24 PM | This Peterborough girl did write
A wack of limmericks that night
Where she finds time
Is probably a crime
But all of us steal from this site | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 2:26:22 PM | there once was a man from nantucket
whose d*** was so long HE could suck it
he said with a grin
wiping GOO from his chin
if my ear was a****i would
F**K it | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 3:29:46 PM | There once was a man on an Island
He was alone and laying on the beaches sand
As boats went by
He hid with a sigh
On his island and his happiness out of civilization
He could not deny | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 3:36:46 PM | There once was a man from Woonsocket(R.I.)
Who stuck his d**k in a socket
Some son of a B**ch
Turned on the swichAnd his D**k took of like a rocket!!!!! | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 6:48:40 AM | There was a young boy named Ben
Who acted like he was older than ten
He rode his mums bike
Out into the night
And was never ever seen again | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 7:02:12 AM | A bunch of horny POFers,
some hopeful, some scoffers,
played on the board
while others scored
and they waited around for offers. | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 7:11:24 AM | If all that they have to be doing
is working away at a wooing,
it's too sad for sure
that they don't score far more
with the people they want to be screwing. | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 7:23:06 AM | The people they want to be screwing
are far too busy ruing
the ones that they missed,
whom they could have kissed,
but chose, instead, some poo-pooing. | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 7:32:59 AM | A sadness it is that you mention;
from me you will find no dissension.
I wish with my heart
that no lovers would part,
or be cursed with the pains of convention. | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 7:37:51 AM | Yet another limerick from Brolga
who lives, I believe, a long way from the Volga.
Always polite
and grammar just right
unlike her illiterate sister, Olga
(But what a temptation it was to identify that sister as Tatiana!) | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 7:46:07 AM | there once was a man i'll call Cory
who liked his love life quite gory
he used whips and cuffs
cuz he liked the ruff stuff
til his little wifey found out his story!!
this little lady we'll call Karen
she had no intentions of swearin
but when she found Cory
all tied up in his glory
all those cuss words were a-blarin!!
she can't tell how many times she said shit
or how many licks she did hit
but when she was done
well, Cory had fun
and they discovered she was good with a whip!! | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 8:01:24 AM | The deep river carried away
those sisters one dark fateful day.
Both Olga and Brolga,
swept far by the Volga,
washed up in the Bay of Biscay.
(where they now operate the Biarritz Bed and Breakfast and Balalaika College with
discounts for POFers.) | |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:17:07 AM | they hunt here they hunt him there
yet they still cannot find yogi bear
packed with an uzi
they find suzie
who was acting like a fluzie
while playing bamboozie
with booboo bear
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Posted: 10/29/2006 5:32:37 AM | i use your sh*t for toothpaste
wash my face with your pubic hair
bottle my farts for keepsake
i let you gobble me which is fair
i'll turn on my fertiliser
and my pri*ks in a private place
how can i say i love her
when she's sitting on my f*cking face!!
lyrics by roy CHUBBY brown | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 11:53:22 AM | when i see you
see you smile
my heart beats
and its all worth while
to hold you in my arms
to touch your lips
the beat of your heart
the feel of your fingertips
i miss you and want you
its been so long
im sorry too
i know i was wrong
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