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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:12:42 PM | | stripped wth do you get all this...dang. You're gonna put me outta commission w/all your p/u lines! | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:14:17 PM | | lol ahhhh they'll never know what hit em lol. nice. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:16:27 PM | | lol i am the queen of them heard them even said a few lol | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:18:38 PM | hey those are great pants......may I get into them...
I had a t-shirt that said...your a bad girl go to my room..funny I wonder where that went. lol Just ordered a t- shirt.....ATKINS
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:19:37 PM | | Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my**** it's a gem. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:20:54 PM | ahhh remember this one.....Those clothes are very becoming on you....than again if I were on you I'd be cumming too. lmao ...I'm off to bed. night all. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:22:27 PM | | If I told you I had a 2 inch****would you **** me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inchs. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:22:27 PM | Very old and corny...
That's a Very nice dress, it will look good next to my bed in the morning... | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:24:40 PM | In the grocery store.. see a cute lady getting a gallon of milk or orange juice.. say
Oh hey.. Nice jugs.
I tried this one. I took the creamer and open it asked the waitress to give me her hand and put a little of the creamer on it and rub it in.. she said what are you doing.. I said cream goes with sugar…..I got a phone number. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:24:42 PM | | If I said that you had a nice body would you hold it against me? | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:26:30 PM | Aahhhh the Grocery store made me think of this one...
Hot lady in the Frozen food department...
"You know it's dangerous for you to be here in the Frozen food department..."
"Why's that???"
"Because you could melt all this stuff..." | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:28:22 PM | I said this one before in another post.. But it cracks me up still..
Take the sugar packet and say excuse me miss you dropped your name tag.. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:32:29 PM | | aww i love that one that would totaly work on me | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:33:10 PM | | it worked for me to.. i met rebecca that way.. now were buds! | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:35:45 PM | | If I could be a tear.......to be born in your eye......live on your cheek......and die on your lips. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:37:04 PM | | Want to play a game? Sure!! It's called Pearl harbour, I'll lay down on the ground and you blow the sh*tout of me. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:38:02 PM | | I thought you went to bed, El Scorcho? | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:38:09 PM | | Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:39:39 PM | Sorry I got caught up in the excitement!! Take care Marsha......I mean Jan. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:39:42 PM | | Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes cheesy | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:44:01 PM | MOPE
That Frozen food section pichup line was from the movie My Blue Heaven with Steve Martin | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:44:24 PM | | Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:45:44 PM | Hi I’m jim you want to dance?
The girl: GET LOST! Loser..
What? No, no, you misunderstood me. I said your ass looks fat in them pants. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:46:50 PM | Hi I’m jim you want to dance?
The girl: GET LOST! Loser..
that's ok i had to take a S*it anyway. | |
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