| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/22/2005 11:48:05 PM |
That Frozen food section pichup line was from the movie My Blue Heaven with Steve Martin
Yeah I know where it came from... lol | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/22/2005 11:51:31 PM | | Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/22/2005 11:52:16 PM | Can I borrow 70 cents? No! Then how about 69. I'm sure you can spare 69.
Got two nipples for a dime? LMAO!!!! i love that line!!! | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/22/2005 11:52:25 PM | | uuuhhmmmm, did you brush today??? | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/22/2005 11:56:22 PM | | You must be from Pearl Harber, 'cause baby, you're the bomb | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/22/2005 11:57:47 PM | | If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away. | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 12:00:08 AM | | Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 12:02:03 AM | | You have been very naughty! Go to my room! | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 12:03:46 AM | MmmmMMMM.. baby.. I wanna pour milk all over you, and make you a part of my COMPLETE breakfast!
Buddah | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 12:04:29 AM | | You with those curves, and me with no brakes ... | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 12:09:13 AM | Me: You get a lot of guys hitting on you, wanting to have sex with you don't you?
Her: Well yeah.
Me: Um.. why?
Her: ***hole!
:p
Buddah | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 12:15:28 AM | | If you were a booger I'd pick you first. | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 12:24:37 AM | | Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 12:29:31 AM | | Sex is a killer...want to die happy | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 66 | |
| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 12:30:21 AM | | If i told you that you had a beautiful body would you HOLD it against me? | |
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Sliv
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Joined: 3/9/2005
Msg: 67 | |
| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 5:47:18 AM | You have really pretty teeth. I'd like to be able to say they're the whitest teeth I ever came across.
(think about it)  | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 6:52:41 AM | | My favorite pickup line: If your body is a wonderland, can I be Alice? | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 11:40:19 AM | You would be surprised how some of these bad pick up lines work!!
My buddies and I went to a bar hammered once with a pact to use cheesy..I MEAN cheesy lines ALL NIGHT!!
We just wanted to use reactions and have fun, (not expecting good results at ALL!!)
About 15 numbers later...
ugh.
My favorite one is:
"Yer last name BETTER be Gillette, cause I'm looking around and you've GOTTA be the best a man can get"
;) | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 1:31:02 PM | My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. | |
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xander
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Joined: 2/22/2005
Msg: 71 | |
| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 1:56:25 PM | "You have beautiful eyes. You have the eyes of 10 women. I don't mean in a jar! I'm not accusing you!"
Best said with a Welsh accent. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 72 | |
| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 4:45:53 PM | | Officer arrest this woman because she has stolen my heart | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 9:33:30 PM | | I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day................ | |
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| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 9:41:23 PM | | Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?.................. | |
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~Jim~
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Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 75 | |
| bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 9:41:36 PM | | I was dating a girl once who used to say "do you want to go Fuk like bunnies?" Another one always said "let's go fuk until the cows come home". Hell, they always worked on me! (But I'm easy) | |
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