~Jim~
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Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 76 | |
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Posted: 3/23/2005 9:44:55 PM | | I was going to tell "stripped" she was hot and looked like Britney Spears. I heard she really goes for that! | |
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Posted: 3/23/2005 9:47:41 PM | I just took french lessons......Learned how to kiss real well..........Wanna learn french?.... | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 78 | |
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Posted: 3/23/2005 9:50:17 PM | | would you like to seat on my lap and talk about whatever pops up? | |
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Posted: 3/23/2005 9:56:41 PM | Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you ! ......
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Posted: 3/23/2005 10:04:26 PM | | If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" The guy should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?" | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 81 | |
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Posted: 3/23/2005 10:07:10 PM |
Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you ! ......
My soldier stood up and took notice and wants to play after that statement
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Posted: 3/23/2005 11:47:37 PM | pretty sure that's from "Night at the Roxberry"
well i never claimed he was original now did i? | |
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Posted: 3/23/2005 11:49:33 PM | | Get on your knees soldier boy........ | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 84 | |
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Posted: 3/23/2005 11:58:40 PM | LOL...how you figure that?...........
My name's Bailey....That's so you know what to scream................
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Posted: 3/23/2005 11:59:41 PM | The worst one has got to be
How YOU Doin? | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:02:59 AM | "You awake, sis?"
In Kansas, anyway :) | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:04:14 AM | You're ugly but you intrigue me. ..........
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:06:52 AM | You're cute
Do I look like I'm 5?
k, so I look like Thumper, but he's not 5 either. | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:10:09 AM | How about, Do you have any Italian in you? would you like some | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 91 | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:10:31 AM | | Your face is not much to look at but you have a beautiful body..yum | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:13:01 AM | It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye! | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 93 | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:14:12 AM | | Care for some nuts with your beer? | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:15:35 AM | | Wanna go out? I have to be back in the psych ward at 6pm though. | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:16:43 AM | "hey baby! Do you have a mirror in your jeans, cuz I see can myself in 'em!"
(have heard that one once or twice....) | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:19:01 AM | Chuck...You could try this one.........
Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell? ............
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:20:06 AM | | I think he used that on me a week ago | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 98 | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:20:52 AM | Man" Did you ever get caught blowing in the Men's bathroom?"
Woman:"Never"
Man:" Pretty sneaky are'nt you..meet you there in 5 minutes" | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:21:56 AM | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I love that one  | |
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:24:25 AM | Where I live we call it the 8th floor and check in time is 8 am. Just in time for breakfast, unless of course you get a weekend pass, in which check in time is 7 am at the front desk. Weekend passes are good cause you only take half of your meds then sell the other half to your grandmother, but by Monday you're feeling pretty bad cause you've been on only half your meds for 2 freaking days , then there is the body search; don't get me started on the body search cough... | |
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