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 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 101
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:24:29 AM
I have a two minute recovery time.

I cum in 5 seconds, you won't even know I was there.
 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 102
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:26:25 AM
What is a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? ........
 BunnyFuksAlot

Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 103
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:28:44 AM
I can tell how old you are just by rubbing your boobies



Larry The Cable Guy
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 104
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:29:11 AM
Man: Cum here often?

Woman: Always

Man:Hop on the pool table and i'll make you cum again
 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 105
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:34:37 AM
Wanna **** like bunnies?............
 BunnyFuksAlot

Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 106
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:37:32 AM
Do you really f.uck like a bunny?
 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 107
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:43:32 AM
LOL................
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 108
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:44:51 AM
Wanna blow me?
 BunnyFuksAlot

Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 109
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:47:32 AM
Wanna blow my friend Chuck?

I'm sure he'll let you.
 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 110
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:48:37 AM
nope.......
 Silent_Lucidity

Joined: 2/21/2005
Msg: 111
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 12:54:59 AM
Ok.. i'm changin my name to chuck.. oh wait.. she said no.. nevermind.

Buddah
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 112
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:02:12 AM
Bunnies are mean but they sure know how to bounce
 DragonRed

Joined: 1/19/2005
Msg: 113
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:03:30 AM
Your legs ..make a perfect ass of themselves................
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 114
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:07:44 AM
"I'm drunk and seing double right now and now you look twice as good as you did yeaterday"
 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 115
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:11:58 AM
Drop 'em!

NOW, B-itch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(But I kinda like that one...).........
 DragonRed

Joined: 1/19/2005
Msg: 116
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:13:39 AM
^^^^^lol ....................Drop 'em................



edit:........I SAID NOW B!!!!!AAATCH.....................lol ..........I'm j/k...
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 117
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:16:52 AM
"Do you do dry cleaning for a living because you just made my pants stiff"?
 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 118
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:16:55 AM
I love it when yall call me dirty names..........
 DragonRed

Joined: 1/19/2005
Msg: 119
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:19:41 AM
Take Me to Pleasure town baby.......................
 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 120
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:21:27 AM
Excuse me, Have I ****ed you yet?........(bad bad bad)...........
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 121
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:22:15 AM
"Are you breast feeding or are your nipples just happy to see me b*tch"
 DragonRed

Joined: 1/19/2005
Msg: 122
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:23:23 AM
oooohhh that one is gunna leave a mark...........lol.......





I'm storming Your castle on My Steed .....My Lady !!!!
 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 123
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:25:10 AM
Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell
people we did anyway?...........................
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 124
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Posted: 3/24/2005 1:25:50 AM
"i'm a trucker want to blow my horn"?
 bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 125
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/24/2005 1:30:23 AM
Lets play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down.............
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