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xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 126

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 1:31:50 AM
^^^^^

bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 127

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 1:38:45 AM
That'll do, pig................!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 128

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 1:41:03 AM
Earthquake! Quick! Under the table.........!!!!!!!......... Ok I quit...Night Yall..............

xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 129

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 1:42:30 AM
" It's getting late so you'll do slut"

BunnyFuksAlot

Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 130

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 1:47:14 AM
I just hope you look better in natural lighting. I'll sleep with you anyway.

bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 131

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 1:47:17 AM
(LMAO....Ty Chuck...Always knew you liked me.......NOT>..........) Show me what ya got now....Cuz I dont want a dissappointment later.........(Have a good one.....).............

summer_wave1

Joined: 12/25/2004
Msg: 132

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 2:06:20 AM
did it hurt when you fell ...what excuse me ...did it hurt when you fell ? when you fell from heaven...cheesy then you have nice soup coolers how bout cooling my sausage or hotdog down Summer

deejayehn

Joined: 1/8/2005
Msg: 133

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 2:26:04 AM
...you wanna see a big chicken heart? ...is it true that you prefer the taste of penis to pepsi...2 to 1?

~Jim~

Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 134

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 5:43:27 AM
one time a woman told me I smelled good and asked "what do you have on?" I told her "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it!"

robass

Joined: 5/4/2004
Msg: 135

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 6:46:23 AM
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertalized?

xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 136

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 10:01:13 AM
(LMAO....Ty Chuck...Always knew you liked me.......NOT>..........) Show me what ya got now....Cuz I dont want a dissappointment later.........(Have a good one.....).............[/qoute] Why do some women always think it is about them ( Was'nt referring to you in my last post billy, sorry if you got the wrong idea) I don't think you are a slut but i still like you anyway Btw...Excuse me did'nt i see you somewhere before...i remember now in my dreams

bailey_rayne

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 137

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 3:29:23 PM
LOL...Oh xChick....LOL...............

jimi77

Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 138
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bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 3:39:18 PM
hi I'm mountin dew.. mountin dew is your name? yea.. becasue i will mount and due you right.

Rake

Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 139

bad pickuplines Posted: 3/24/2005 4:30:44 PM
I was playing a game of cat and mouse with this girl at a club about 2yrs ago, just going back and forth through direct eye contact when she just walked str8 up to me and whispered "the only reasong I'd kick you out of bed is to f! you on the floor"...I was momentarily stunned but quickly composed myself and came back with "if that's the best line you have, it better come with a drink..." Although I never admitted it to her, it was the best line I had ever heard simply because I had never heard it up to that point nor have I ever heard it since then...

WeekendHuntressKatelynn21

Joined: 3/25/2005
Msg: 140

bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 3:31:47 AM
You want a shot of my pepsi? Ice cold.. No thanks... You want some company?? No... Are you sure you don't need company? No thanks Katelynn

andimwritingstuff

Joined: 2/18/2005
Msg: 141

bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 4:24:54 AM
your pants or mine? could you write your phone number on your panties? I'll be happy to learn it by braille reading. It sure is cold, would you wrap your legs around my ears?

nate_79

Joined: 7/19/2005
Msg: 142

bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 4:26:38 AM
i climbed all the way to heaven and still haven't found a girl like you

vulture23

Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 143

bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 3:24:57 PM
Do you have a keg in your back pocket 'cause i wanna tap that

llyddv

Joined: 7/2/2005
Msg: 144
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bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 3:42:00 PM
excuse me i am after directions....can you tell me the best way to get into your knickers

Aroara1982

Joined: 6/13/2005
Msg: 145
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bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 4:26:00 PM
I have a stunningly beautiful friend that I often hang out with. She had the worst one ever thrown on her the other night. The man honestly said to her: "I would suck your daddy's****just to find out where you came from." I hope he was joking around because we had the biggest laugh of our lives.

dliwehtfollac

Joined: 7/8/2005
Msg: 146
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bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 4:30:05 PM
" cute Kids. Whats the story bihind them?"

dliwehtfollac

Joined: 7/8/2005
Msg: 147
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bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 4:33:28 PM
come on guys that was funny,.

xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 148

bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 9:58:49 PM
^^^Really..i did'nt get the joke OT: Hey there cutie... i'm having a vision and i'm seeing myself in your bed in 5 minutes

JUSTINBOY88

Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 149
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bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 10:14:04 PM
if you suck my****really good i will buy breakfast in the morning

Sasquatch2

Joined: 7/19/2005
Msg: 150

bad pickuplines Posted: 7/21/2005 10:29:28 PM
"Grab your coat love,you've pulled." (UK Standard)

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