xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 151 | |
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Posted: 7/21/2005 10:35:44 PM | Geez....^^^^that is not bad that is offensively pathetic
If you buy me a beer i'll let you put a head on it | |
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Posted: 7/22/2005 10:17:59 AM | Suck me, beautiful.
(from American Pie) | |
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Posted: 7/22/2005 12:25:46 PM | 1.you must be going on vaction because nobody packs that much ass!
2.nice legs what time do they open
3.nice shirt it would look better on my bedroom floor
4.walk up to a chick and say"hey when are we gonna do it" -doesnt work | |
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Posted: 7/22/2005 12:28:32 PM | | look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes | |
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Posted: 7/22/2005 12:35:12 PM | | baby your like a hardware store 5 cents a nut 10 cents a screw | |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:50:28 AM | | Hi I'm shy... wanna **** ! how do you like me so far ? | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 2:56:29 PM | 1. WANNA GO BACK TO MY PLACE FOR A PIZZA AND A **** ??? .........WHAT YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA?
2. WHAT GAG REFLEX? ... MY PERSONAL LINE .. LMAO
3. HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I GET MY PROTEIN .. LMAO  | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 3:06:14 PM | hey baby wanna get drunk and fu%k?....she slaps you....ok we dont have to get drunk
do you clean you jeans with windex?....cause i can see myself in them | |
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BBdrgn
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Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 159 | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 3:48:10 PM | No Offence but,you were born a man right?  | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:07:47 PM | | Girl you must've had Lucky Charms for breakfast....cause you're magically delicious. | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 6:27:50 PM | hey baby.
lets go steal some picnic baskets | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 7:21:11 PM | | If your name was homework I would be doing you on my bed right now . | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 7:39:16 PM | | Just introduce yourself, ask her if she has a boyfriend, if she says no, you're doing well... but the rest is up to your character. If your nervous it'll show so start practicing! seriously go out and introduce yourself to at least 3-5 girls per day. And if you don't, your a chicken shit. | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 7:40:59 PM |
If your name was homework I would be doing you on my bed right now.
This is by far, the best, most hilarious one I've ever heard, I'm leaving right now to try it out! I'll post pics later!! haha! | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 7:47:24 PM | *YOU had been a bad girl, go to my room worked
*WHATS YOUR NAME?.......OR IS IT TRUE ANGELS HAVE NO NAME ONLY BEAUTIFUL FACES." workedd as well
*watchout for the curves (just got a smille) | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:05:47 PM | | 2nd one is a line from " A knight's Tale "..... It worked for the main character too. | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:07:32 PM | | ihave more, and some that i had learn to translate from other languages | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:08:39 PM | 1... nice shirt can I talk you out of it?
2... you know what would look really good on you? ME
3... wanna dance???? the girl says no... he says, well I guess a blow job is out of the question then. | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:08:42 PM | I LOST MY NUMBER, CAN I HAVE YOURS! | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:39:35 PM | Sitting at a table in a club, upon the entrance of a group of cute women... Ladies... Let me clear you off a place to sit... (Wipes mouth with back of hand in long sweeping gesture).
Let's play Lion and Gamekeeper... You be the Lion and I'll feed you the meat.
Wanna play Circus? Ok, you sit on my face, and I'll guess your weight and eat the difference.
Hi. Wanna feel something soft and warm and watch it grow in the palm of your hand?
Excuse me, miss... I am on medical restriction and the Doctor told me not to lift any large objects... would you mind coming to the bathroom and giving me a hand? | |
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~Jim~
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Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 171 | |
| bad pickuplines
Posted: 8/26/2005 9:07:35 PM | | Did you know that I can lick the alphabet..........in cursive! | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 10:20:03 PM | Would not say this is the worst but maybe the most clever..
The guy asked for my name, I told him it's Vanessa, he said if I can make up a poem for you can I buy you drinks for the night, I said sure lol.... here is the poem he came up with
Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa.....
All I wanna do is undress ya!
I bought him a drink for his effort. | |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 11:32:28 PM | | "I believe you are what you eat ........... I want to be you in the morning " :P | |
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Posted: 8/27/2005 7:48:36 AM | | Wanna play war...ill lay down you can blow the helloutta me........ | |
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~Jim~
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Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 175 | |
| bad pickuplines
Posted: 9/4/2005 9:46:00 AM | | I had a buddy who used to walk up to the best looking woman in the club and sit down next to her. Then he would slap a $100 bill down on the bar and say "we're gonna drink me handsom!" Other times he would be in a strip club and lay a $100 down and when the girl came over and danced he would grab the bill and eat $100 in front of them, that really pissed em off but my god was it funny! | |
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