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Posted: 9/4/2005 9:59:30 AM | I may not be fred flintstone but baby i could make your bedrock.... that is way cheesy but i thought it was cute at the time *wink*
and my all time fav:
I'd throw you out of bed................to **** you on the floor. | |
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Posted: 9/4/2005 10:48:33 AM | Hi there, do you know that I make more money than you can spend?  | |
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Posted: 9/4/2005 8:27:44 PM | | I had a man come up to me the other night, and ask "Excuse me, do you pump iron?" I never lifted a barbell in my life...lol | |
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Posted: 9/4/2005 9:53:39 PM | Bad, heard it a few years ago, ad then just the other day on the movie Beauty Shop.
"is your body visa?.....cuz its every where i want to be."
sad sad world when our pickup lines come down to a credit card sloagan | |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 12:57:42 PM | Having dinner with mates. Gorgeous waiter serving us. Neway I was the last one to get up to go out. scenario:
Piece of paper 'supposedly' falls in front ov u by accident (not). I walk past and that waiter pats me on the shoulder with that piece ov paper in his hand and says...
"I think u dropped this" with a smurk on his face.
walk away and look at paper, it has his name and number on it....
Cheesy, i think so, that's a definite no no guy ie full ov urselves!!! lol | |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 1:04:05 PM | I reallllly liked the kiss without touching..... it would make me laugh soooo hard in a good way and we'd probably end up going for an encore...
for those of you too lazy to go back and read the pages
you go up to a girl and say ill bet you a drink i can kiss you without touching you... they say ok... you kiss them... then ask what kind of drink they want | |
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Posted: 1/8/2008 11:40:55 PM | "I know you know you're beautiful but I felt that I needed to reiterate the fact that two sexy people such as yourself and I need to get in contact so hit me up."
In your dreams, moron..... | |
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Posted: 1/8/2008 11:43:09 PM | Also when I was sitting in class, the tag of my shirt was sticking out and the guy sitting behind me grabbed it, and said, "Hmmm, just like I thought. Made in heaven."
It only worked because he was so cute lol. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 1:49:42 AM | | "Hey sweetcakes, want some sossage" | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 2:34:06 AM | It only worked because he was so cute lol.
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Actualy it worked becasue it was so godamn awful that you will never forget either the line, or the guy.
Thats the way most pick up lines work. So terrible that you will never forget them, no matte how hard you try. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 9:08:20 AM | " if you were a booger i'd pick you first "...
i still find that pick up line as gross as when i first heared it ..:s
ppl that invent lines like this need to get a life ..i dono pick up lines never really worked for me ...some of them make me laugh at how silly some men are lol | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 9:54:58 AM | I had this one guy ask me my sign. I told him "STOP"
And here is more that I heard over the years..................
Do you want to see something swell?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Will you marry me and have my children?
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book so what's one more?
If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold IT against me?
If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
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Come backs to bad pick-up lines....................
It wouldn't be fair to the other beautiful people.
Okay sounds good to me and I'll be looking for a parking space.
My subconscious says no.
I left my body in my other clothes.
I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism.
I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.
I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 12:14:09 PM | at the copy machine...."reproducing? can i help??"  | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 12:17:03 PM | A stranger once asked me during a snow storm if I wanted to go play in the snow with him. 
I wasn't sure how to respond at first so i just said "sorry, I didn't bring my snowsuit". | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 12:59:20 PM | The FUNNIEST one lately was just blunt & to the point.
If you don't quit dancing like that I'm going to take you home & f*ck you. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 1:05:30 PM | ppl that invent lines like this need to get a life ..
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They eventually do. And that life doesn't include hanging round bars trying to pick up women, who arent worth pickng up. Which is why the women round the bars moan on and on about man shortages | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 2:17:25 PM | Mine isn't exactly a pick up line it is more a get lost line "See this drink in my hand, when it is gone you should be too." | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 4:25:29 PM | | "You look just like my mother, God rest her soul. You wear the same type of glasses. The same type of hair. Maybe one day you can come over to my place and I can show you a picture of her." | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 7:00:08 PM | at the grocery store a dude hands me a carton of milk "you must drink a lot of this hunnie, milk - it does a body good"
uhhhhh security! hhehehehe | |
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Posted: 1/11/2008 2:05:10 PM | I like this one I'm gonna have to use this one on my boyfriend tonight...lol
You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt!" | |
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Posted: 1/11/2008 2:25:04 PM | I had this one guy ask me my sign. I told him "STOP"
lol
And here is more that I heard over the years..................
Do you want to see something swell?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Geez, I think I used that one back in junior high...it is slightly less effective than the construction site holler and wolf whistle...
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Actually, that is a pretty good one as far as pickup lines go. (But then again, I hate the artificiality and contrived nature of "pick up lines" anyway and prefer spur of the moment spontaneousness as much as possible.)
Will you marry me and have my children?
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book so what's one more?
If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold IT against me?
If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
What about the one that goes "hey baby, you must be illegal or something because you have 'fine' written all over you!"
And no, I do not speak from experience with using that one 
Then of course there is the classic that my father used on my mother -though since they had already been on double dates together and at least one solo date it technically may not count:
"Come on upstairs so I can show you my 'etchings'."
I think that one may have been patented by Ramases II  | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 1:46:42 AM | The word of the day is LEGS. Now lets go back to your house and spread the word.
Lets play carpenter - first we get hammered then I nail ya. | |
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