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Joined: 1/8/2008
Msg: 201 | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 8:33:58 AM | | I had a guy say to me.."how do you like your eggs in the morning?...fried or fertilized?...that one didnt work...another time..i had a guy say that my dress looked good on me...but that it would look better on his bedroom floor...that did work !.lol | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 8:47:24 AM | Two that used to work well for me in the old mill towns of Lancashire ( thats Engerland to you guys .. )
"Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this ..?" (yes you read that right ... )
" Eh up , You don't sweat much for a fat lass, do yer ?!"
hmmm ... come to think of it , I'm not sure they worked that well, but in them days a slap across the cheek was like getting to first base - upstairs outside  | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 2:17:48 PM | | my new favorite is, you remind me of my next wife!!!! | |
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Posted: 1/13/2008 5:24:44 PM | "Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this ..?" (yes you read that right ... )
That is probably the best line on this thread. Seriously. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2008 7:32:14 PM | Had a woman I never met walk up to me years ago at my local Fri. night hangout......
She says, the rumor here is you have a nice co*k. Hope you don't mind but I already packed an overnight bag.......
Oh yeah.....it worked!!!!!
Be good, Jim  | |
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Posted: 1/13/2008 8:38:36 PM | | Your eyes are like wrenches... when I look in them my nuts tighten. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2008 9:05:44 PM | | Walking past her, suddenly turns his head and says, "What?" | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 12:42:28 PM | Would this work?
Hi, I won the 2005, and 2006 international **** eating contest. I came in a very close 2nd in 2007 to a Czechoslovakian lesbian chick, there was a huge controversy with the judges, but that's another story. Would you like to help me train for the 2008 competition? | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 1:08:54 PM | | i had a horrid one, lol some guy walkedup to me and said "my place or yours?' i ws like yours why..and hes like oh noo no, my mommie will be there and she doesne approve of girls like you, i was like pfft, well you aint never making it to my place now...ahaha what a loser | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 2:43:22 PM | | ::in a very sexy voice::: Hey big boy is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | |
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Posted: 1/17/2008 9:43:30 AM | I've had a few that have been pretty good..
ones that i've used:
Scenario: Guy goes up to a girl, uses cheesy pickup lines, strikes out. I walk up to her and say "Don't you just hate it when guys use cheesy pickup lines?" <- worked
- Me - "I must apologize for being so fast. In fact, my hand just touched your ass."
- Girl - "No it didn't."
- Me - "Told you I was fast."
That one got me a drink.
"I bet you $20 that I can kiss you without touching you."
"Ok."
Kiss her
"That was the best $20 I've ever lost."
Ones that have be used on me:
Scenario: I just finished playing a show and this cute girl came up to me and said "Would you like to prove to me that guitarists have good fingering techniques?"
"I'll buy you drink. It comes with a free number"
Girl - "Come dance with me."
Me - "Sure!" started walking to the dancefloor
Girl - "I forgot to mention we had to be laying down."
This one I laughed at:
I was at the mall and this tiny little cute chinese girl walked up to me and said:
"Do you like Chinese?"
"Yes"
"Then how about you take me out?"
Here are a few that I've rejected.
I was in a pissy mood one night and a girl came up to me "Can I get you a drink?"
I said "Only if I don't have to talk to you afterwards"
"Hi there. Is your last name Right? Because you look like a Mr. Right."
"Hate to tell you dollface but my last name is Wrong."
"Hi there. I was just wondering, would you like to get out of here?"
"No, but feel free to leave anytime." | |
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Posted: 1/17/2008 9:49:31 AM | my favourite is
"excuse me, if i were to ask if you'd go home with me tonight, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?" | |
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Posted: 1/17/2008 10:59:59 AM | hey baby.....did it hurt when u fell down??
she went like WHATT???
i heard that angels fall down from heaven!
didnt work tho lol | |
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Posted: 1/17/2008 6:28:01 PM | Probably the worst, and therefore the most memorable pickup line I've gotten went like this...
I'm sitting at my table at the bar while my girlfriends are singing karaoke. This guy raises his bottle (and slops some on himself) from a few feet away. Later, him and his buddy come over and start chatting with my friends. Then he walks over to me, leans over the table, and wiggles his finger at me "come-ere, I got a secret" I lean over, he says "You're fuggin hawt *hic*"...It didn't work for him, but it was DAMN funny! | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 5:05:33 AM | This joke works for me:
Mason vs. Dixie
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?"
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied.
The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?" | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 5:57:01 PM | | back in the days when Tim Mcgraw was first getting big I won a t-shirt signed by him at a concert. I was wearing it a few weeks later at a club when this girl came up and said she liked the shirt. I replied back it would look better on her laying in my bed in the morning. It was cheesy I will admitt but it worked. | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 7:03:05 PM | Ok I got a good one for you.. get this
Out on a date with some guy went to a bar to have a drink. I was drinking a soda rember this part. Guy I am with gets up and goes to bathroom, guy sitting on the other side of him looks at me and say this.. "Your a hot looking Bi-ch can i buy you a half of drink" .. I looked at him and said well thats nice but I thought I was worth more then 32 cents...lol | |
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Posted: 1/18/2008 7:12:37 PM | do you want to f^ck
get a lot of knock backs, but it saves on buying drinks and having stupid conversations.
only have to have 1 win in 100 to get laid. | |
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Posted: 3/24/2008 2:17:16 PM | ok because i am being lazy and not reading all the pages i will just post this one
Fu ck me if i am wrong, but you want to have sex with me right? | |
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Posted: 3/24/2008 3:04:38 PM | Just before Thanksgiving I got "I told my Mom you were my girlfriend, can you come for dinner Sunday?" UM ... WHAT!!?? Just so bad .....  | |
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