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Posted: 10/22/2006 5:40:11 AM | ooops did I mention a typist chair is also NOT a ladder just because it goes up...
well I had to clean the evidence of the kill | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 2:01:17 AM | i just figured out i could play cds on my computer.......an always evolving man... | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 2:07:37 AM | Ever yelled at an inanimate object after ramming your knee into it?
What? hehe... | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 11:43:20 PM | Spending years in car line waiting to pick up kids from school used to think there were alot of dippy women drives who did not know their gears, always putting the car into reverse first....duhhhhhhhh today I realise I do the same thing for I drive an automatic | |
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Posted: 10/24/2006 11:53:37 PM | Went to medical centre at nearby town (which is quicker than actually going downtown in my own city) and presented myself as a patient and I was on time. Township has 'two' medical centres.......Go to an x-ray clinic, all goes well, no waiting. Go to pay and pick up the films. "Umm where are the films?" I ask "Right there on the counter".
"Oh hehe........I thought it was a place mat, it's so big! hahaha" I says | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 12:36:56 AM | must of hurt my back yesterday....battling to walk today.......have no idea how......true dipstick material | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 3:12:00 AM | Was talking about smoking in another thread...absently I lit the wrong end | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 3:42:27 PM | Writing a poem the other day I reminded myself of another dippy moment a very very very very, yeah a very long time ago....before I was taught social graces (now if you believe that YOU are dippy)
I was invited to a party and asked to bring a plate...
Arriving with my best rose design dinner plate, the hostess looked at me in disbelief...
walking into the room I saw plates upon plates of fooddddddddddddddd
mine was the only empty one
but that's when the laughter started
and I left with a plate full of food...who was the dippy one? | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 3:48:43 PM | How dippy am I.... had to meet someone .. waiting and waiting half an hour later realised he was not going to show so made myself at home and forgot all about it. The appointment was 50 kilometres away....I went to the wrong place !!!
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Posted: 11/1/2006 7:52:07 PM |
I was invited to a party and asked to bring a plate...
Arriving with my best rose design dinner plate, the hostess looked at me in disbelief...
walking into the room I saw plates upon plates of fooddddddddddddddd
mine was the only empty one
but that's when the laughter started
THAT is a beauty of a story! | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 8:36:17 PM | I've lost my car in the car park quite a few times, this morning included...It took me half an hour to find it.  | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 8:47:38 PM | i've done that.. walk around and around and around trying to find my car looking quite suspect.
There is one shopping centre where the levels are painted a different colour to remember where people have left their car. Even get the colours mixed up.. lol
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Posted: 11/1/2006 8:55:04 PM | yea susan I can just see this picture, you and I going shopping and walking around with a dippy look trying to find the car. !! lol
at least we are having fun, that's the main thing ! | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 9:07:14 PM | | I can picture that too GG Even worse my navigation skills....When I first moved to Brisbane, it took me all afternoon to find my way back to the kids school to pick them up...I was that late, the nuns had them in the convent giving them dinner | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 2:10:13 AM | Thanks for this thread, I laughed so much that I cried!!
Hmmm dippy, well being kiwi usually gives me top marks on dippyness.
I went home one day and realised that I forgot to pick up my daughter from day care so I had to drive all the way back again (10 kms round trip) and get her.
My other kids thought it was a real crack up and I hadn't even had any wine that week!
Carena | |
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Posted: 11/7/2006 11:54:25 PM | Cant find the Sydney Events thread.. ummmmmmm
Rob is due to land in Australia today... Calling Rob... are you yet in the Land of Oz.. if so come and say hello to us. !!
How dippy am I.. found it.. third thread down..
time for one of AD vino's | |
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Posted: 11/8/2006 12:31:39 AM | | ^^^swear not one vino when I asked the new aussie male for an acronym for steak...now I need a vino to prepare me for the answers. | |
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Posted: 11/8/2006 8:26:52 PM | | I need a vino after the reply to my post ..... an I dont drink :) | |
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Posted: 11/13/2006 11:11:01 PM | | Dippy? Does getting lost in a three street town count? Oops that's me...no sense of direction. Kids used to tease me when people asked me for directions to our new house...mum gets lost just going around the corner! Oh dear! | |
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Posted: 11/16/2006 2:17:29 AM | ok here's one..but only if you are a golfer will you understand
in dusk I travel
dawn guides me
daughter screams I wanna be on time
oh a beautiful spot
sunrise I see
off you go dear
I'll sit here
Torquayed in oceans and sounds
dift me to sleep
REMEMBER I backed in a 4wd to see the beauty
nah I already known my princess is a real beauty
but in beauty of scenic wonderland
startled by a noise
sorry you started me
never mind the Jilleroo...it's slow as Jackaroo
YOU CAN"T park here
hey Jack it's the best spot I got with views
hey Jill you are not allowed to park here
I'll even buy you coffee if ya move
hey Jack nothing you can buy me to replace what my eyes see
you'lll be sorry the captain is on his way
bugger your captain...I sail this ship
peek a boo it says with a managers ' club
in bravery he walked
I cried tears..why me>?
talked to esx cause we're swapping angels in disguise
he parks next to me...
ummmmmmmmmmmm he moves
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
he hopples over
did you read the sign?
...how many times do I divorce you for riddles?
those little green litters state CAPTAIN
no glasses I glare
I see when I near
indeed it states Captain
on my way home
I wonder why the captain
has the best seat in the house
without a visit?
still don't understand with 20/20 vision
why a captain
without presence
requires the best seat in the blub...
ooops vino again
club?
back to stone age...it made more sense? | |
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Posted: 11/16/2006 10:14:40 PM | | well i don't know if this is dippy but i've come back to read more on 'docs' thread and its goooone....was it a dream perhaps.... | |
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Posted: 11/17/2006 3:27:24 PM | Oh ok, thanks 'gg' for answering, i guess it was that last comment he left tempting the mods to shut the thread down, mmmm! yeh, that could've done it...
welll nothing dippy so far here, but i've only been out of bed for half an hour, give it time *looks down to check her fly is done up this time* | |
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