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Posted: 11/18/2006 9:05:56 PM | Oh Ladies i can take the lost car one step further
I went to the shops on friday night and parked in the blue section on level 2
saturday morning i went to the same shops and parked in the blue section on level 4
after much shopping and enjoyment i went back to level 2......No Car...
I looked up and down every row for about an hour....still no car....so what did i do then.....
yep....went to the cops and reported my missing yes....
yes officer i definately parked in the blue section on level 2....yes absolutely definately parked there....no couldnt possible be mistaken.....
so they looked around and guess what they found
OH yeah
my car parked 2 levels above...in the blue section on level 4
HOW EMBARRASSMENT.....
Dippy......HMMMMM...how about down right stupid.....lol | |
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Posted: 11/18/2006 10:19:11 PM | Gypsy... Not stupid.. no..
I have done that so many times and so many times I picked up my mobile to call the Police. Don't know what is more embarrassing calling the Police only to find that my car was there all along or embarrassing that I did not report it stolen thinking I parked the car somewhere in the shopping centre.
lol.... At least the Police would have had a good laugh back at the Police Station to interupt their normal working day.
Oh I mean that in a good way.. NOW HOW EMBARRASSMENT !!  | |
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Posted: 12/12/2006 11:40:32 PM | This haze of smoke over Melbourne at the moment reminds me of a time several years ago when we lived in a coastal town, we were told to prepare for evacuation due to the fire danger.
The only sentimental things I took were the family photos. I packed the car with camping supplies for we were going to camp down at the beach until the danger was over. Nourishment was water, biscuits and canned goods.
No I didn't forget to take the kids...
The fire danger thankfully passed but the kids still wanted to camp down the beach...so off we went. Everything was wonderful until it came time to open the canned goods...yes dippy me forgot to pack the can opener!!!
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Posted: 12/13/2006 2:14:29 PM | head banging shop front windows.. coz u know.. forget that they have a wall of glass there..
and lol@thanking ticket machine ahahahahah | |
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Posted: 12/13/2006 2:36:24 PM | lol... very funny mmmnicky.. I have done that with glass sliding doors that are shut.. ahh my nose.!!
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Posted: 12/15/2006 5:43:49 PM | doing some pretty heavy dippy stuff the last two days but i'm blaming it on the spider venom in my veins, he he....
my wrist is soooo bruised maybe i'm gonna pop out one of those web blaster thingys that spiderman has,....could come in handy you know, Pfffttttttt......going off to catch me a man to play with....Pfffftttt..... | |
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Posted: 12/15/2006 6:13:43 PM | Did you hear about the blonde who locked her keys in the car and it she had to wait 2 hours for the automobile club to arrive and let her out    | |
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Posted: 12/15/2006 10:08:21 PM | this happened to my brother-in law:
how about driving to the shops...went shopping...all is fine....put the shopping in the car...drove off ...stilll, all is fine....then, he went to turn the radio on....no radio! someone had stolen it....or may be not....he then looked around and noticed how tidy his, usually messy car was....THEN he noticed the upholstery had changed colour!
IT DAWNED ON HIM ONLY THEN IT WASNT HIS CAR!!........
today, he is a president of football club...........what does this say about footballers???
i think they are more stupid than alll the blondes put together!!!heeheheehahaahaa | |
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Posted: 12/15/2006 11:28:27 PM | that is the funniest story i have ever heard.. what happened after that did he return the car.
I am trying to hard to think of another dippy story and I can't think of one, already posted them. | |
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Posted: 12/16/2006 1:11:22 AM | This your first post 69Aries? .. if so welcome aboard, awesome story you told there.
Those are some pretty damn good profile pics you found too | |
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Posted: 12/18/2006 3:41:20 PM | Time 2 plug in the funky xmas tree. The lead wouldn't reach the power point so I bought a new power board & 5 metre extension lead - now I'm in business <---- NOT
Plugged the xmas tree lead into the power board - along with the air con and lamp leads - no go. Nothin was workin. Made an SOS call 2 a m8. He told me 2 check the safety switches outside (maybe an overload), the tv, the fridge & even the bloody lights. They all worked. Bummed out I got off the phone & re-checked everything.
What I'd done wrong (or hadn't done) was plug the extension lead in...........no wonder nothin worked <----------- dippy as dog sh*t lmao | |
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Posted: 12/20/2006 4:07:14 AM | me sighs..
first head banging shop windows..
and couple months ago.. someone slammed my fingers in car door and i look at them and go quite calmly (although my mind went white with shock) "could u please open the door" ... and now my foot.
i went to the computer shop to pick up my fkd puter and i dropped it on my foot.. in my mind im screaming, and thinking holy heck, i think i might of broken something.. and i look the guy in the eyes and go.. "oh" quite calmly "could u help me with that"... ten mins later i get him to carry puter out the door and i look at my foot and laugh "o look at that its already black, i did a good job hahahaha" he looks at it, widen's his eyes and looks at me .. probably thinking .. freak. i get home, cart it up 3 flights of stairs and burst out crying..
my foot is now completely black and blue.. no breaks.. but damaged nerves..
im now thinking i should avoid planes, trains, and automobiles... | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 10:57:06 AM | I just loved the push pull door story .... been there too.
the most frequent one now is because of automatic door ... where ya just stand there for what seems like 10 minutes waiting for the door to open. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 7:21:00 PM | I was in america a week ago , and thought i would buy some jeans.
the sales girl asked me what size i was..
i said i didn't know. but then in a brain storm, thought i will rip the tag off the back of the jeans i was wearing and find out.
the tag didn't come off.what i did was give myself a wedgie!! in front of a complete stranger. wasn't a happy face | |
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Posted: 12/25/2006 9:53:57 PM | | i guess dippy is universal, spanning continents lol...have you ever tried to change the TV station with the cordless phone?? | |
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Posted: 12/25/2006 9:58:10 PM | I cant stop laughing, how funny is that one.. No i haven't tried to do that but I can just imagine the scene and I bet you were trying to change the angle of the remote so then the channels would change..
lol.
I don't have anything dippy at the moment... what a boring life I lead.. lol | |
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Posted: 12/26/2006 12:28:32 AM | | ...well the most dippy time for me was when I drove my car for 3 days with no oil....just as well it broke down.. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2006 1:06:06 AM | I started to look into the forums because the threads say so much more about a person than their profiles. Maybe I shouldn't have looked in this one!! Scary!! Some people shouldn't be allowed outside without Home Help, maybe just WARNING signs to keep people back as an Occ Health and Safety issue. I've often thought that some drivers should have those vehicles front and back with orange flashing lights to warn unsuspecting motorists.
Well now I suppose I should confess to leaving the house on several occasions, getting about a block down the street and then remembering what I DON'T have. ie the mobile, the shopping list, money. the directions to the place I am going, my laptop (going to the office) etc. I'm sure my neighbours are now well used to watching me leave........ and then return 10 minutes later to get what I forgot. I was so embarrassed the last time I parked 4 houses away and walked up trying not to be noticed. I'd write myself a note, but I'd probably forget it. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2006 1:25:20 AM | Sounds like me ^^^^ going shopping and leaving the list home, or buying the green bags to help the environment but constantly leave them in the boot of the car, ugh!
at least i think about saving the environment tho, but i'm really not helping....maybe i'll leave myself a note next to the shopping list | |
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Posted: 12/27/2006 2:57:59 AM | | Joined RACQ always locking keys in the car . I live in a one way street has to put bins out every monday nite so i can sleep in and not hear them . | |
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Posted: 12/29/2006 1:38:06 PM | | How about trying to turn the children down with the tv remote??? didnt seem to work.!!!!! | |
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Posted: 12/29/2006 10:15:43 PM | Thank-you everyone, I have to say of the few topics I have read this has to be the best one, some of those stories just cracked me up laughing.
I know I have said a couple of things, but sorry can't remember enough details to add my story. I will need to remember to add my 2 cents in when or if I every do something silly again, it is bound to happen.
Anyway an advanced Happy New Year to all.
Cheers, | |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:15:28 AM | Well I thought I posted in here yesterday and like .... its gone
that's pretty dippy. or just another poof ... from PoF.
Can't count the times I've driven back home for my wallet or skates or whatever I was supposed to be doing. | |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:37:35 AM | well talking about remotes
how about putting the tv remote on the cordless phone charger and wondering why the phone batteries always flat
or how about putting the roast you spent all day thawing in the freezer and the tub of icecream in the oven....
what a mess
oh well had to eat out that night......lol
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Posted: 12/31/2006 4:50:51 AM | How dippy ? When I first hear talk of InContinents, I thought they were talking about which continent was hip to travel to at that time. | |
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