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Posted: 1/21/2007 4:05:34 PM |  
For Petes sakes, sing along!
We are funnning,,,,and funnning, we are gone!
This group, of crittters,,,,are so much fun,,,,
If you thought, u saw cwazy,,,,,,,,well,,,,,,here to tell u son,
We are , happy,,,,go lucky, just a bunch of squirrrellllllls,,,
I think , I even have more curls.............
These people, I luv em, they are funny, and then,
they'll turn around and do it again!
lolll{hey sharon,,,,,,,,,,whats up with this cwazy shit? lolll} | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 4:23:32 PM | they'll turn around and do it again!
Cause the other positions
Weren't quite as fun
It was hard and the grip wasn't secure
...I'm talking about your game, "Twister"
Don't give me that look,
Get your mind out of the gutter
What did you think I meant, mister!
lol
lolll{hey sharon,,,,,,,,,,whats up with this cwazy shit? lolll}
This....coming from you????  | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 4:27:23 PM | What did you think I meant, mister!
I don't have a thing for your sister
I only want to hang
Not give her the big belly bang
I'll take her for a drink or two
Then here is what we'll do
We will walk along the bend
Then she lets one rip, so dang this dates gotta end | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 4:32:31 PM | What did you think I meant, mister!
We are just playin a game called TWISTER!
I got my head, all tied up in, some guys beard,,,,,now he wears a frown!
He's hot , but he's not, and I'm wearing,,,part of his beard, aroun town.
So , if you all think , this isn't fun,,,,,,,
Get a goin,,,,,,,,,,cause,,,,,,,,,,u gottsa runnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you can , whistle, and sing a sweet tune, we'll let you play.
If not then,,,,,,,talk to ya all another day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{UR RIGHT,,,,,LOLLL,,,,iM THE MAIN INSTIGATOR,,,,,,,LOLLLLLL}   | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 4:42:59 PM | tHEN SHE lets one rip, so dang this dates gotta end!
I thought she was a hottie,,,,,,now all I gots,,,,,is "go to the potty"
Life will throw, you , curve balls,,,,,be sure!
My dear sweet man, I think I have the cure.....
Don't feed your date,,,all of that hot sauce......
You will, be holdin yur dingle,,,,,,she'll be in the bathroom lost!
If this ever happens to me,,,,,I'm runnnin like hell,,,,,this you all will see!
Cause,,,,the date, it is fragile,,,,,its hot, then its, fun,,,,,,I wanna see you,,,,,,as u runnn,,,to fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLL,,, | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 7:18:48 PM | Cause the date it is fragile, its hot, then its fun, I wanna see you as you run to flee
Wow that was a long sentence to type made me dizzy
Feeling all kind of funky weird
Reminded me of the dude with the really long beard
He walked down the street saying bring love round
I swear that his beard nearly touched the ground
He was happy and all full of smiles
I actually stopped and chatted for awhile | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 9:55:30 PM | I actually stopped and chatted for awhile,
made a joke and thought that you'd smile.
While laughing, you said the joke was on me,
because I was always the last one to see.
The punchline hit me when I knew as you,
that we were the same, as one and as two.
Alone I was when I stood there and talked,
little knowing away I had already walked. | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 10:06:38 PM | I actually stopped and chatted for awhile
It's amazing what you can learn from a child...
Do you know new sneakers can make you run faster?
And bubble gum can be saved to the day after?
Dogs understand words, well... they know "park", "eat" and "walk"
And Moms always call when your doing something you want
A bath washes away today's memories
And watermellon seeds can grow in your tummy
(sorry, not fast enough...again! lol) | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 10:20:23 PM | little knowing away I had already walked.
sorry, not fast enough...again! lol la
Because he is the one who stalked
The cereal shelf for diet cola
Never was it to be found
Though he looked all the while,
That’s what you get for hanging around
Up and down the wrong isle. | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 11:45:19 PM | Up and down the wrong aisle
Searching for cheez whiz
Where the heck do they keep
This processed cheese food bliss
Its just so good on crackers
Or piled upon some veggies
A mid day snack a the office
When my stomach feels so edgy
I prefer cheese whiz
To stuff thats in a tube
That only works for toothpaste
And for things used under car hoods at jiffy lube
Im in a wierd mood lol... I wonder who is gonna want to follow that | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 1:51:00 AM | And for things used under car hoods at jiffy lube
greasy, oily lubrications that effortlessly slide
when the one of your dreams begins on the ride
like the lightning descent down Water World tube
where slippery dipping in the space under the hood
of a four by four monster with gleaming attachments
as wet as a trout in river flooded catchments
you sigh and jointly murmur - d**n, that was good. | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 6:54:40 AM | damn that was good
didn't think she'd notice
that I woke up with wood
but shes a sharp little thing
or so its understood
knows how to make it purr
with her head under the hood
go on ahead blush and say
I would too if I thought I could | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 9:16:26 AM | I would to if I thought I could
Then again I don't think it would be fair
If I stole his underwear
Where would he go and what would he do
People would laugh as he runs by
A tear rolling down their eye
So let's play nice and give them back
Or maybe we should build a track | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 4:08:21 PM | Or maybe we should build a track
Have you even thought about that?
They're running around all nakky and such
Might give 'em direction for their shiny butts
Heck, we could charge folks to look at this sight
Put up lamp post to better see in the night
My cousin Earl could sell some dried meat
Throw in a bear....and we'll fill them seats!
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Posted: 1/22/2007 5:05:51 PM | Throw in a bear and we'll fill them seats
As we listen to the drummers beats
The elephants shall toot their horns
The kids are bugging for popcorn
Clowns are all around doing their show
Dang the little one has to go
Don't want to miss all the fun
Can't make her wait though, I have to run | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 5:46:50 PM | Can't make her wait though, I have to run!
And so as I sit , waitin,,,on yur bugg ass,,,,,,
I'm thinkin,,,,,you aint got alot of class.
You made me wait at the coffee store...
It was some dang coffee,,,,you werent meeting,,,a bore!
nOW I am thinkin, just kiss my a--!
And I feel like a too stupid,,,,,,wh--e,
On you mr. Coffee,,,,,,,I will just passssss.....!! | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 7:03:13 PM | On you mr. Coffee,,,,,,,I will just passssss.....!!
That last caffeine shot revved up my *ss
Think I'll clean my house
maybe yours too
Wanta go shopping?
Maybe the zoo?
I need some candy, to make me calm down
Hey, do you want to go downtown?
Jules, need a hug? | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 7:10:49 PM | Hey , do you want to go downtown?
Sharon,,,I need to get rid of this FROWN......
That date was a joke,,,,,,my god,,,,gimme a toke!!!!!!!!!!
If I meet one more clown,,,,,,Im gonna havta blow this town......
I really think,,,,all the men, I want,,,,,they live outside,,,of Nip and Tuck....
I'm looking for a heart, a soul,,,,,,,,
I need, a tall handsome,,,,stranger,,that has a weapon!
I highly think this is gonna happen!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 1/22/2007 7:12:43 PM | I highly think this gonna happen
with the right load and weapon
it could just blow your head off
and thats no line
so whats with the mustache and pipe ?
planning a revolution ?
well count me out
I'm an azz and I write my own constitution
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Posted: 1/22/2007 7:50:16 PM | I'm an azz and I write my own constitution.
Let this not add ,,,,to your azz confusion!
I am what I am,,,,,,believe it or not.....
and this widdle wabbit,,,,,has' never been caught!
I undertand, your constitution,,,,,,
do u understand,,,,,,,my polite resolution?
It's all about friends,,,,,,,it's just a thing......
Come over here,,,,,,,I'll show you some BlinGGGGGGGGG....BLINGGGGGGGGGGGGG......llolllll
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Posted: 1/22/2007 8:16:49 PM | Come over here and I'll show you some bling...lol-
lipops, candy-necklaces hangin on a string, y'all
I like the gaudy charms lollipops, this golden girl
licks to like them, let em get sticky, how I get my kicks.
Come over here and I'll show you my ring
a diamond and big and sticky I sing.
A rock candy ring, see my fingers are matted
together in yummy, priceless gems formatted
just to suit my licky stirrings.
come over here and I'll show you my toe bling
my jellybean toe jammin, icky sticky toe ring
I made it myself outside in the sandbox,
Adorns me so well I'll never have to wear socks! | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 8:28:27 PM | [ {pENPALGIRL that was hilarious,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!...lolll}
Adorns me so well I'll never have to wear socks!
I think , I'll just cut off these blonde locks.....
I'll move to Kentucky,,,,,be a hillbilly.......
then I could be so much more silly!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could drink until dawn,,,,,,,skinnydip,,,,,in the pond!!!!
Those boys in the boats,,,,,,might just grow fond!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would have alotsssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
WEll,,,,tell you all about it , another day,,,,,,,GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 9:05:47 PM | WEll,,,,tell you all about it , another day,,,GONE!
I wont take much time, it wont take too long
It may be a bit tricky, so I'll say it in song
It promises to have a nice beat, wait, let me hit the bong....*
OK,.... so what I was saying is, right now I don't have time
To go into the story that's more like a rhyme
Come back tomorrow we'll sit, talk and space
That will give me time to get this glazed look off my face...
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Posted: 1/22/2007 9:20:25 PM | OK you are all probably gonna say this rude and hateful
but save the words for something clever or humorous
I've heard it all before and I confess I'm rude and hateful
so on with the show
this thread was intended to be an eight line stanza
with the last line of the previous post
used as the first line of the following post
that would be the definition of this thread
The definition of thread is continuous
This is not a chat room nor a poster board for emicoms or whatever they're called
I may be rude and hateful saying these things but I'm also confused
you obviously can relate instances with witty words yet some of you choose
to either disregard the spirit of this thread or camouflage what you have to say with
punctuation marks and those childish cartoons
if any of you take offence to this I do apologize its not you as a person that offends me
its the lack of respect for the thread that I find offencive
If there is anyone left that would like this thread to continue please restart this
stalled idea with an eight line stanza | |
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Posted: 1/22/2007 9:35:55 PM | lyriclover:
It's hard to take you seriously with that pic of yours,lol.... but I hope my part did not mess it too much...it has been fun.
Let's behave now~ | |
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