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Posted: 10/21/2006 11:07:42 AM | Glad you all people got a kick out of the thread...
and yeap... true SCORPIAN here......
SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk
at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering
drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you
have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in
itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-
loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating
drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also
remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only
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Posted: 10/21/2006 11:15:58 AM | AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 1
Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for
water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if
they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone.
If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too
preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make perfectly
charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-
nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them
before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people
and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while
sober.
That is soooo totally NOT me! LOL! I'm the opposite, I'm happy and very cute when I'm drunk
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Posted: 10/21/2006 11:37:41 AM | fellow Aquarius and yes I can nurse them along for hours at a time (cheap date what can I say) Tend to make the better designated driver since I don't start tipping them back all that much in the first place...
I msut say I have had some interesting conversations with drunk people and had some bizzare conversations (my side was the bizzare one) that has the drunks thinking that I am totally blitzed worse than they are when I am still stone cold sober 
Perhaps it has something to do with the alignment of the planets at the time... or the fact that I had to have my head stitched up 3 times as a kid....... 
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Posted: 10/21/2006 12:16:01 PM | TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a
mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a
one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in a-china-shop inebriate who spills red
wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for
wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite
fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means
a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of
loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke
bar when intoxicated.
Please refer to Karaoke at the groundhog on Oct 28
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Posted: 10/21/2006 12:19:49 PM | CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Drinking style: Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.
Practical: Having three glasses at a time is pointless with two hands
Steadfast: I know when to find something solid to lean on
Money-hungry: Only when the wallet's empty
Status-thirsty: Only for the "I'm the last one standing" prize
Independent: Yup, I only buy my own drinks
Powerful: Able to withstand hours of abuse, as long as I've eaten that day
Seriously charismatic: Hey baby, didn't I fantasize about you in a drunken haze last time I was here?
Not too eager to please: Your friend is kind of ugly though, and why are you dating this loser?
I actually share a birthday with Bowie (ok, 23 years later, but the same day). I'll leave Elvis out of the equation because he was just a junky slob in the end, even though it's the same day as his as well. | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 2:34:20 PM | PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you
share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and
Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-
there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance
fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're
fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the
right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of
margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive
personality" can be read two ways you know
not much of a drinker.....anymore that is lol
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Posted: 10/21/2006 2:41:21 PM | PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you
share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and
Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-
there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance
fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're
fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the
right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of
margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive
personality" can be read two ways you know
Guilty as charged says this fish.I have a Scorpio buddy and when we drink together..well ,I have few memories of us drinking together.... in bed for days?sounds like heaven!
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Posted: 10/21/2006 2:46:18 PM | CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner
or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer
darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against
lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating
themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never
really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when
lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over
a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-
favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be
adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.
Yep, that's me alright!!! As long as the wine's not too dry and the beer's cold!
I'll leave Elvis out of the equation because he was just a junky slob in the end, even though it's the same day as his as well.
Easy on the Elvis insults, eh? Sure, he was overweight but he always took pride in his appearance. | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 4:40:44 PM | Well, every Elvis fan does know he popped his pills. So, technically speaking...maybe he was a "junky". Certainly not a heroin or coke addict, or even a pothead. But it's a fact that he took pills to sleep and pills to wake up.
Everyone takes pot shots at his weight though, and that's just stupid. He wasn't nearly as fat as people made him out to be. Footage of his last concert proves that.
Okay, time to steer this thread back on-topic!!! | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 6:48:30 PM | SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk
at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering
drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you
have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in
itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-
loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating
drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also
remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only
drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
Hear no evil, speak no evil....I see lots of evil --------good thing I'm sauced for it! Cheers | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 7:56:27 PM |
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their
bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than
other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking
down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked --
but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an
unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose
when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend
used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence
tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!
this is so me! I rarely ever get drunk, but I've been told more than once that I'm one of the most coherent and intelligent drunks even when completely s***faced and when I do let loose, oh boy: life of the party and the guys find it particularly intriguing to see me like that!  | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 8:14:10 PM | | Hehehe, I'm definitely the gemini as well... Eerily accurate LOL Although I've never puked in someone's shoe, I HAVE done incredibly stupid things when people thought I wasn't actually all that tipsy ;) The most accurate part is when it describes a 'theme'... I do that! | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 8:15:59 PM | LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Drinking style: "I'm a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's just that I'm so
damn social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and meet new
people. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set
to "on") or on the Wicked Libra side (they are very flirty when bored), the
Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously
honest when drunk, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble --
including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting
with their friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely.
Oops!
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Posted: 10/22/2006 9:59:02 AM | Hey there....Scorpio here....
I would partially agree with some of above. "don't tell scorpios they've had enough"...I am stubborn and don't take kindly to being told....
In past years...young and foolish days...the hard stuff tended to bring out the combativeness in me...didn't matter how tall the jerk was ...lol
however now, I stick to one glass or two of a nice dry white in good company of course.
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Posted: 10/22/2006 10:32:58 AM | AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 1
Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for
water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if
they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone.
If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too
preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make perfectly
charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-
nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them
before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people
and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while
sober.
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Posted: 10/22/2006 11:26:23 AM | CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner
or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer
darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against
lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating
themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never
really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when
lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over
a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-
favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be
adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.
LOL ..Well...not a big drinker...I know my fishie is also a Cancer..
GEB
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Posted: 10/22/2006 3:07:49 PM | | Well I guess I am the proof of that one....even though my party days are few and far appart these days....there was a time in my premommy days where I could out drink bikers | |
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Posted: 10/22/2006 4:34:58 PM |
LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Drinking style: "I'm a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's just that I'm so
damn social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and meet new
people. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set
to "on") or on the Wicked Libra side (they are very flirty when bored), the
Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously
honest when drunk, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble --
including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting
with their friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely.
Oops!
That entire thing is a goddamm lie! Well ok, most of it is true but the part about blacking things out is a goddamm lie! | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 7:47:49 PM | CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Drinking style: Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-
hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological
cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not
to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star:
independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And
if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like
most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally
need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party,
especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie. | |
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Posted: 10/23/2006 7:59:10 PM | LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous
dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding
dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -
Leos will be
Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe
losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue --
and perhaps not with the one who brought them. But Leo's not the type to break
rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and
expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.
Yep sounds just like me..... this is a cute thread | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 10:02:34 AM | high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call
ha... it said brilliant... LMAO
Cheers
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Posted: 10/26/2006 3:13:36 PM | | LEO: MEOWW. purrrr, purrrr ... "expect flirting to ensue..." who me? Can I have some milk with my kahlua please? | |
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