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Posted: 1/9/2007 11:41:02 AM |  I would have to admit that as a Virgo i am not far from the mark as it is described.  | |
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Posted: 1/9/2007 12:51:33 PM | | Frighteningly true, I am a PISCES and totally can relate as would anyone who knows me would agree. My SO is an AQUARIUS and it applies to him too...scary! | |
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Posted: 1/9/2007 2:01:30 PM | SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk
at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering
drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you
have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in
itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-
loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating
drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also
remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only
drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
hmmm......have to admit some of it is soooooo true | |
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Posted: 1/9/2007 2:04:24 PM | GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21)
Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much--
they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to
tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion,
then doing something unbelievable in an extremely advanced state of
intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to
flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several
people at once. They like to order different****ails every round --
repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer,
sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.
Hmmmm.....
I'm chatty, it's true. I don't have a short att--wanna go ride a bike? I've never puked in anyone's shoe...not even my own whilst passed out in a pile of shoes....I hit the floor with it (hence the doing something unbelievable bit). See, I CAN flirt with lots of people all at once, but generally not unless they start flirting with me, or I know them well....but it's not that hard to differentiate between people for me - I don't generally get caught not remembering something that I've said to someone, and suprisingly for most people, I somehow can not miss a beat if someone leaves and comes back.
I have to disagree with the drinking style though....I'm good with my ale, and my ale's good with me. I'm a wine-nazi at times, but in all honesty if I'm drinking wine it's because I'm in one of those moods.....same thing with port or sherry, you just have to be in that mood. If I'm creating a theme it's not a colour of drink, it's ale....or wine....or whatever the hell was the first thing alcoholic that passed my lips, until hard liquor passes them, then I stick to that. | |
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Posted: 4/23/2007 5:56:16 PM | I am an Aries and I definately sound like the profile.
I love to go out and have a great time... I do tend to over do it (don't know when to call it a night ... need a good man to take me home before I get too wild). I love to drink and flirt and then go for breakfast ... who needs sleep. (Sometimes though I will head to bed 1st ... a few times (I would say rarely but you might prove me wrong).
"Aries.... Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know
when to call it a night. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty
after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what
you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose
when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven
(if not forgotten) by sunrise. " | |
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Posted: 4/23/2007 5:59:49 PM | PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you
share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and
Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-
there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance
fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're
fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the
right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of
margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive
personality" can be read two ways you know.that's me all right,and i have learned to build up mty tolerance over the years.and the part about being fabously enchanting ,it is all true,baby ,all true! | |
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Posted: 4/23/2007 8:39:12 PM | SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk
at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering
drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you
have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in
itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-
loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating
drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also
remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only
drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
cheers | |
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Posted: 4/24/2007 9:00:32 AM | AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 1
Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for
water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if
they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone.
If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too
preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make perfectly
charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-
nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them
before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people
and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while
sober.
Well hate to say it but that is not me in any way or form !!!!!
I stay on the dance floor all night when I drink
I socialize the same sober as I do slightly intoxicated
I get along with everyone and make my time out fun
pluz being Irish its in are blood to keep merry and enjoy our company
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Posted: 4/24/2007 8:03:23 PM | GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21)
Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much--
they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to
tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion,
then doing something unbelievable in an extremely advanced state of
intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to
flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several
people at once. They like to order different****ails every round --
repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer,
sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.
This is sooooooo me! I've actually done the theme-by-colour before. Theme-by-ingredient is fun too... Like, only drinks with grenadine in them. or only frozen drinks. or so on. lol. The flirting part is wrong I'm terrible at it! but the drinking is bang-on lol | |
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Posted: 4/25/2007 1:05:45 AM |
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a
mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a
one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in a-china-shop inebriate who spills red
wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for
wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite
fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means
a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of
loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke
bar when intoxicated.
I don't whole-heartedly agree with this. I do drink at a leisurely pace, but that is only because I can't afford to drink any faster (it would cost way too much for all those drinks!). I have NEVER spilled a drink on anyone's carpet or told fart jokes when inebriated (only when sober) and I am "gregarious" ALL the time! Oh, and I can't sing, but that doesn't stop me .....LOL  | |
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Posted: 4/25/2007 5:05:25 AM | LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Drinking style: "I'm a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's just that I'm so
damn social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and meet new
people. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set
to "on") or on the Wicked Libra side (they are very flirty when bored), the
Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously
honest when drunk, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble --
including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting
with their friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely.
Oops! | |
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Posted: 4/25/2007 6:01:55 AM | Cheekie...thanks for reviving this. I'd never have found it otherwise!
*sighs* as usual I am the textbook Leo. I drink too much, flirt waaaaay too much, and if I get royally piss drunk I'm pitiful the next morning. And, as the thing says, I'll be feeling awful about my behavior and try to make it up in the morning.
I do like what they have to say about Libras and Scorpios. I regularly drink with a Scorpio...and it's SO SO true! Cursed st paddys day.... | |
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Posted: 6/16/2007 11:40:14 PM | thatas me...cancer but the weepin part  not true...
CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner
or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancerst
lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating
themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never
really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when
lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over
a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-
favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be
adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.
woohooooooooo
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Posted: 9/14/2007 6:34:48 PM | AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 1
Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for
water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if
they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone.
If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too
preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make perfectly
charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-
nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them
before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people
and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while
sober.
well its mostly true but im not a drink nurser till i know im right hammed
i am fascinated by drunk people and like talking about random crap while sober or drunk
but its defiantly true about the stubborn part i like to argue while sauced | |
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Posted: 9/16/2007 12:57:04 PM | This horoscope stuff always confuses me.... apparently I am a cusp pisces and aries...
and I don't know where the #@$% puts me??
Please someone help...... oh just give me a drink.......
ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know
when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-
time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty
after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what
you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose
when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven
(if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be
counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done
anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you
share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and
Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-
there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance
fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're
fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the
right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of
margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive
personality" can be read two ways you know
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