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 BBBADmustang

Joined: 4/4/2008
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Pet Peeve of the day!
Posted: 6/9/2008 3:20:32 PM
I have more PP to share with everyone.

I love animals. Especially cats and dogs. I love less, their human owners who leave their pet's calling cards on my lawn near the sidewalk, without cleaning up right after the animal's urge to exercise it's natural event. This can be significantly bothersome to your toe's skin texture on a hot day when you envision you're at the beach, walking around the grass in bare feet. I also consider it to be in poor taste by the owner, as I take pride in being a non-offending neighbor.

Has anyone found a good behavioral strategy to dog train the "owner" to clean up these little tidbits right away?

In humble retaliation, I would really love to leave "my own" personal calling card on their lawn, although the act of leaving a fresh, warm , people-type calling card might be considered by tree huggers to be anti-ecologically unsytematic.
 joannemeow

Joined: 2/10/2008
Msg: 52
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Posted: 6/9/2008 3:58:06 PM

I have more PP to share with everyone.


i have to say i read that a few times before moving to the next sentence! LOL. i was like what on earth? some abbreviations take on a whole new meaning, heheheheheheh.
i have no dogs, just cats. but i am sure a dog owner will have some "fresh" ideas for you!

jo
 lighthouse lady

Joined: 3/4/2007
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Pet Peeve of the day!
Posted: 6/9/2008 4:01:38 PM
Jeffers, if you know whom the offending neighbor is, you gather all the 'remnants' in a paper bag and leave them on their porch.....
With note.......'Hey! Think you forgot something!'


 BBBADmustang

Joined: 4/4/2008
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Posted: 6/9/2008 4:12:28 PM
Great idea, LHL... I've heard of that method..... Why would you want to be "neighborly having it wrapped in a paper sack? Wouldn't it be more meaningful to leave it on the porch, raw.. like in the footrack area leading to the door?
 lighthouse lady

Joined: 3/4/2007
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Posted: 6/9/2008 4:24:58 PM
'bbbadmustang's many uses for a spatula'........remind me NEVER to each at YOUR house.......
 mrmark19682006

Joined: 1/22/2007
Msg: 56
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Posted: 6/9/2008 5:10:25 PM
As far as I know, the left lane is supposed to be for passing only, technically. It has the same speed limit as the other lanes too, probably 70 mph where you are. So if you are going faster than that, YOU are the one with the issues.
 michkat55000

Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 57
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Posted: 6/9/2008 5:37:37 PM
bbbadmustang, stick a sign on the edge of your lawn, like, ..."acid based fertilizer in use, please stay off lawn"
 Yma67

Joined: 1/7/2008
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Posted: 6/9/2008 5:46:50 PM
This is actually a process being used .....

Dog feces could be scooped into a methane digester, a device that uses bugs and microorganisms to gobble up the material and emit methane, which would be trapped and burned to power a turbine to make electricity or to heat homes.

There you go all our eco friends! You go on with your earthy selfs!
 BBBADmustang

Joined: 4/4/2008
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Posted: 6/9/2008 6:30:44 PM
Kat, your idea makes sense too... a warning before the perpetrator commits the crime gives the owner a sense of trespass and consequence.

Here's an example:

WARNING
Keep Animals on Leash, Off Lawn
Underground High Voltage Wire Buried Here


Then lay a phony dead squirrel a few yards away from sign for a convincing demo.
 lighthouse lady

Joined: 3/4/2007
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Posted: 6/9/2008 6:59:17 PM
AGAIN!!!! SSSSTOP!

How about......'THIS LAWN CONTAINS E COLI UNFIT FOR LAKE ST CLAIR. BUT YOUR ANIMAL IS WELCOME"
Had to fix that!

OMG!!!!!
I think I'm feeling chest pain from laughing.......'Elizabeth, I'm commin' to join ya!'

 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/9/2008 7:43:22 PM
I wasn't in macolm county this past weekend and I don't drink coronna so the black whatever wasnt mine.
I just found out where mine went...Hodgie auctioned it off on ebay! darn him!!!!
I'll have to remember next time we go out not to wear one, that little stinker! LOL!
 lighthouse lady

Joined: 3/4/2007
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Posted: 6/9/2008 7:46:24 PM
Either that, honey.....or count your clothes before you leave!
 BBBADmustang

Joined: 4/4/2008
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Posted: 6/10/2008 5:24:10 AM
New pet peeve today: Sneezing. ............ Ever work with folks who have allergies? Constantly sneezing. Not their fault, I have them too. BUT. When you sneeze, do it in a folded elbow with your arm pulled toward you. Please don't do it in your right hand and later congratulate with a handshake to recognize its going to be a good day.... ahhh choooo! PS. Don't use my computer either!
 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
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Posted: 6/10/2008 5:28:20 AM
Well i did end up finding my pink t-shirt. Not sure why i didnt notice it yesterday, but last night when i made my bed before work, i seen a lump under my covers. Yup,,,you guessed it! lol Pulled the covers back and voila!! lol Those house pixies are sneeeeeeaky!! lolol
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/10/2008 7:24:15 AM
YEA Ripley...I'm sooo glad the pixies put it back!
Now to recover my bras, I found my shorts...woohoo!
It's tough getting old isn't it...or maybe it's just my disorganization skills? LOL!
 sargo318

Joined: 5/11/2008
Msg: 66
Pet Peeve of the day!
Posted: 6/10/2008 4:35:00 PM
Good Grief !! What kind of pixies do you all have? Sounds like they need restraining orders to me!
 ghodgie

Joined: 8/12/2006
Msg: 67
Pet Peeve of the day!
Posted: 6/10/2008 5:02:33 PM
well i'll be!!!!!!!!!
i have been called alot of things.....but never a pixy
 A79Bruin

Joined: 8/26/2007
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Posted: 6/10/2008 5:57:46 PM
Its a well known fact that PEEVES make really bad PETS so therefore I refuse to have any ... I dont like scoopin PEEVY POO or any PET POO for that matter which is another reason for me not to have pets.
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/12/2008 3:01:24 AM
My pet peeve of the day, week month and year...

Drama causing trouble making Ex's and their gf's !!!!
Anyone have a magic lamp? I only want to borrow one wish....poof, be gone!
 ghodgie

Joined: 8/12/2006
Msg: 70
Pet Peeve of the day!
Posted: 6/12/2008 11:58:16 AM
sure baby you rub it and a bunch of genies pop out
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/12/2008 6:23:01 PM
You are just daring me to post about rubbing something aren't you baby???

Ohhh, you'e home, I can't even think of a pet peeve at the moment, I'm all smiles!!!:-D
 BBBADmustang

Joined: 4/4/2008
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Posted: 6/13/2008 6:39:28 AM
New Pet Peeve for Friday the 13th: Jumping to conclusions without the facts.
 michkat55000

Joined: 5/4/2008
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Posted: 6/13/2008 8:25:20 AM
friday the 13th...dagnabbit had to remind me mustang...pet peeve: i hate it when someone quotes me 1 sentence of the bible...read the whole dang chapter first, so you know what it's really trying to say...ie. rich men don't go to heaven...come on over here richie rich, i'll take you to heaven
oh my, i need a vacation
 Robitty

Joined: 1/30/2008
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Posted: 6/13/2008 5:14:58 PM
Oh Kat!!!! I need to remember that quote...of yours!!!!
 Yma67

Joined: 1/7/2008
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Posted: 6/13/2008 5:42:27 PM
Ugh, I have one. Trying on perfume (that ends up stinking so bad it burns your nose hairs off) and it hangs on no matter how much you try to wash it off.
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