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 sunlion333

Joined: 3/3/2004
Msg: 26
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Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 5/2/2004 11:02:30 AM
Lexi seems to wonder what alot of things are. " A penis...What's that?" " A date.....What's that?" Somebody please show her. It's depressing to see such a fine thing goin' without knowin'.
 melina

Joined: 5/3/2004
Msg: 27
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Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/14/2004 3:06:09 PM
Do you Know what happened to Napoleon's penis? That after he died it was cut off and sold, and now someone has it in their collection?
Napoleon Bonaparte died in exile ...The following day an autopsy was conducted by the italian emperor's doctor, Francesco Antommarchi...the penis was described at the time as small, and stocky...shit happens....lol
ciao!
 starluss wreck

Joined: 5/31/2004
Msg: 28
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/14/2004 3:41:05 PM
LMAO.... NOW THAT WOULD BE A PARTY TOPIC THAT COULD BE KIND OF HARD TO WORK IN...


"SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?"

"WELL, I WORK AT SEARS... BUT HEY, I HAVE NAPOLEANS PENIS AT HOME IN A JAR... WANNA COME SEE IT?"


LMFAO
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 29
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Posted: 6/14/2004 5:26:43 PM
He said “HARD TO WORK IN” LOL
 unwritten

Joined: 10/14/2003
Msg: 30
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/14/2004 6:52:48 PM
haha why are the all the hot guys such as Ender and others in the States and I am stuck way the hell up here in Edmonton (canada) it blows haha...Ender you are one sexy mofo....I'd like to borrow your man junk!! PENIS there I said it haha PENIS PENIS PENIS
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 31
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/14/2004 8:14:23 PM
Why are all the good looking girls up in Canada?

 unwritten

Joined: 10/14/2003
Msg: 32
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/14/2004 8:53:05 PM
haha its in the water :P
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 33
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/14/2004 8:57:02 PM
Dam, I’m going to start a water import business.

Anyone got a tanker truck for sale?
 pastelpink

Joined: 5/31/2004
Msg: 34
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/14/2004 9:01:24 PM
nope......lol
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 35
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/14/2004 9:29:26 PM
Well, I guess I will have to pull my won tanker then. (Grin)
 pastelpink

Joined: 5/31/2004
Msg: 36
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/14/2004 9:43:50 PM
What is that..sorry don't get the won tanker.
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 37
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Posted: 6/14/2004 10:03:17 PM
Tanker = (Ha Ha Ha I get to say it) PENIS.
 unwritten

Joined: 10/14/2003
Msg: 38
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/15/2004 5:17:35 PM
PENIS I am gonna come on here daily and scream PENIS PENIS PENIS this is a great thread!!! weeeee
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 39
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/15/2004 5:37:42 PM
Blast on girl. Nothing like a good strong "PENIS!" coming out of a girls mouth.
 nardude

Joined: 5/28/2004
Msg: 40
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/18/2004 12:13:34 AM
I Love to hear you women talk about penis. Finally, honest enough people who admit what they like :}

HAd to say though, LMAF at some of the comments on here !

Later
 rjn40

Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 41
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/19/2004 3:04:35 AM
this tread is just too much..
 youallsuk

Joined: 3/28/2004
Msg: 42
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Posted: 6/19/2004 5:27:42 AM
oh no, rjn has penis thread envy!
 rjn40

Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 43
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/19/2004 7:59:27 PM
roflmao....ummmm, not me, had a case of bordom when no one else was on......lol it's a trip to read some of these old treads that just seem to never go away....
 Excalibur

Joined: 3/24/2004
Msg: 44
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/19/2004 9:37:15 PM
lol..nothing like a good strong PENIS going into a woman's mouth too ;)
 unwritten

Joined: 10/14/2003
Msg: 45
Re: ~PENIS~
Posted: 6/20/2004 7:33:59 PM
PENIS
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