~Eryka
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/3/2006 1:25:58 PM | Mojo LA - I think the best preventative measure is not smoking at all. That said, I've never heard of the Whizzinator, don't know what it does (although I can probably guess), but I want one! I think anything whose name sounds like a comic book superhero and makes me laugh, I should own.  | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/6/2006 12:36:25 PM |  WHIZZINATOR
now that is funny remember to match skin tone just in case they must be right there with you!  | |
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~Eryka
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Joined: 9/27/2006
Msg: 28 | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/6/2006 8:05:17 PM | | AS PATHETIC AS THIS SOUNDS THERE ARE PLENTY OF WAYS TO PASS A DRUG TEST B/C I HAVE USED THEM ALL LOL MOST PLACES TEST THE AMOUNT OF THC IN YOUR URINE THEY ALSO CAN SEE IF YOU JUST DRANK A GALLON OF WATER BEFORE YOU WALKED IN TO DILUTE YOUR PEE SO DONT BOTHER TO TRY. I HAVE TRIED TO DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE AND GREEN TEA FOR DAYS AHEAD OF TIME BUT TO NO SUCH LUCK ( A FAIL). THE BEST OPTION IS TO TAKE AN AT HOME TEST TO SEE IF HE IS STILL DIRTY. IF HE IS, HE BETTER FIND SOME CLEAN URINE TO USE BUT BE CAREFUL!!!! ITS A FELONY TO DEFRAUD A STATE TEST AND A MISDMEANOR IN OTHER PLACES IF YOU ARE CAUGHT!!! FOR MOST PLACES THIS SIMPLY DOES NOT WORK. THERES A DRINK CALLED THE "FLUSH" OR THE "STUFF" WHICH CAN BE BOUGHT AT MOST HEALTH FOOD STORES AND GMC. HAIR TESTS ARE QUITE EASY TO PASS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR A FEMALE B/C I JUST HAD TO TAKE ONE OCT.9 AND I PASSED AS I MAY ADD!!! THEY SELL A SHAMPOO CALLED ALOE RID ITS MADE BY NEXXUS AND THEY MAKE IT IN OTHER BRANDS TOO. MOST SERIOUS HAIR STORES AND EVEN CVS CARRY IT. YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK. I WASHED EVERY HAIR ON MY BODY W/ IT FOR 3 DAYS BEOFORE THE TEST AND TWICE THE DAY OFF AND IT WORKED. GOOD LUCK!!! | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/6/2006 8:16:05 PM | | O0O0 AND BEAVIS IS RIGHT ABOUT THE DILUTED TEST ITS CONSIDERED A FAIL TO MANY PLACES. TO ONE OF THE POSTERS FROM BEFORE I FORGET WHO IT WAS THEY ACTUALLY DO NOT CUT THE HAIR AT THE ROOT. THEY TAKE SMALL SAMPLE FROM ALL OVER THE HEAD AND CUT AS CLOSE TO THE SCALP AS THEY CAN. THESE TESTS ARE ACTUALLY CALLED "HAIR FOLLICLE TESTS" WHICH DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE, B/C THEY DO NOT ACTUALLY GET THE HAIR FOLLICE. TO DO THAT, THEY WOULD HAVE TO PULL OUT YOUR HAIRS ONE BY ONE TO SECURE THE FOLLICLE. | |
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Top It
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Joined: 5/26/2006
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/6/2006 8:31:20 PM | | I quit 2 days before my test and drank about 30 Liters of water. It worked but it was very cumbersome. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/7/2006 9:49:39 PM | the best way is too eat a lot... and yeah drink water.
i had to go for a drug test one time and i did it the day before
because i didnt know i was getting it and the night before
i ate like a pig :P soo yeah it came out clean :]
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/7/2006 10:39:40 PM | | Even if you do get caught, as long as you have an oz or less, the likely penalty, in Ontario at least, is a donation to a charity of your choice (usually 100 dollars) and a conditional discharge. In some areas, the law is not enforced at all. This is true in Vancouver, where some years ago, the Vancouver Police Department, in conjuction with City Council decided that they would not waste anymore taxpayer money on convicting Marijuana related offenses, except when directly related to organized crime. There are now at least two tea houses operating in Vancouver where people can go to smoke pot unharassed. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/8/2006 9:50:10 AM | | Everyone knows not smoking pot is the answer, but not really any help as a solution for someone who has and needs to pass a test. The fact that they should test your liver to see if you drink a gallon of Vodka a day, is neither here nor there either. I know allot of people who shouldn't be working due to there alcoholism, but know one cares if your drowning yourself. So what is the greater evil? | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/8/2006 9:39:58 PM | | the trick is to have your buddy hold the joint or bong for you, dont touch it at all or youre possessing it, course your buddy is the one who is breaking the law, but at least your lungs are allowed to hold it. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 11/9/2006 8:24:31 AM | " As a result, most places will not take a urine sample but a hair sample."
Saw a post that said these hair tests weren't used due to cost. They even use it for the high school football players here. Heard that they take 40 hairs from the crown of your head (frickin OW! was my first reaction), then started to wonder what all they would find in my hair, that is down to my butt And how would they know what was when etc? Do they know how fast it grows on everybody? Is it like rings of a tree or something? | |
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Posted: 11/10/2006 2:56:06 PM | | I was given urine samples for prohbation but I kept cheating them and failing them, so the judge gave me a hair test. I basically stopped smoking 3 months before it, but I did smoke a couple times. They dont take hair from the root like they actually say there going to, they cut about a straw size width from all over your head about 1/2 inch from the actual root. It was kinda disturbing that they took so much but thank god I have long hair. I used a shampoo that my friend used before his test and either i was clean or the shampoo worked for me. I have another hair test in january and ive been smoking so i guess well see if the shampoo truely works. Yea Im a dumbass I know but hey im not shooting dope or smoking crack lol some people just let loose in different ways then others. Try the shampoo its called Aloe Rid its by Nexxus | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 1/27/2007 6:22:48 PM | Jean bean ill hep ya out =P
On the topic... THC and CBN/CBD are fat soluble so youre gonna show positive for up to 30-45 days. Far as I know theres no cheating a test for weed.
Either your body manages to pass it, OR you still could test positive thru hair folicle testing... other physical means.
Pee tests are tough to cheat on... unless youre in the habit of carrying around a bottle of it from your non-user friends on a daily basis. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 1/27/2007 6:35:49 PM | | I used to work a natural remedies store and had people constantly coming to the counter and asking what was the best thing to do to pass the drug pee test. I always said "Don't do the drugs". Umm, duh? Then when I would show them the products we had, they would complain about how expensive they were. Oh yeah, but the drugs were free right? | |
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Posted: 1/28/2007 1:06:26 AM | "i don't think that smoking a bit of pot should cost you your job"
unless you're flying a plane with 170 people in it. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 1/28/2007 5:27:10 AM | goldenseal...and lots of it. i do 6 caps daily and i don't even smoke weed. it's just an awesome blood purifier/detox herb. plus, it's loaded with vitamin c and it's a natural antibiotic. you want to do some acidophilus along with it to avoid yeast problems in the gut.
drink a gallon or so of red clover tea, another blood purifier. this one actually helps fight and prevent tumors and cysts. we use it as the base of our tea for cancer victims. | |
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| Pee for enjoyment, not for employment!!!!
Posted: 2/7/2007 5:17:39 PM | | ^^^^you're kidding, right? Here's a thought...if you're lucky enough to have a job, don't screw it up. If he's having a bad time of it, I assume that he doesn't have money problems, because he's spending all that extra cash on pot?? How about spending it on something else..clothes...a night out...a good friend..but I guess it's not so bad...he could get busted...lose his job, then go on welfare and the taxpayers can support him. At least there's SOMETHING to fall back on... | |
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| Pee for enjoyment, not for employment!!!!
Posted: 2/8/2007 3:11:41 PM | | You're right, it is all clearly a conspiracy...but when I was going thru chemo and my ex gave me some of his weed, it didn't do a thing for the nausea...if it helps a person get over that, good for them. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 2/8/2007 5:59:17 PM | d1rtyl0ve
Wonder if this would work for cigarettes. A friend of mine needs affordable life insurance, he has cut his consumption down considerably but can't kick that last bit. He worries he wont be able to help his wife and children if he dies.. So.. wondering if this stuff works for nicotine? | |
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Rhett1
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Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 49 | |
| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 2/8/2007 7:52:36 PM |
i don't think that smoking a bit of pot should cost you your job Sorry, but if you know ahead of time that it's a requirement of your job that you DON'T smoke it, then people should be a little less stupid. If I drive for a living, and I know my employer will test me, I have no one to blame but myself if I choose getting high over working and paying my bills. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2007 9:19:09 AM | I have friends who are truck drivers, and they don't smoke...but ones wife does and I do. I'm lucky in that I have bosses who don't care what we do when we're off the clock...just don't do it that morning or on break. Great bosses. Also, I don't smoke alot so it doesn't hurt my budget. If I have a glass of wine and a toke off a pipe, I'm not hurting anyone...not even me. This guy didn't ask for judgement calls. He asked how his buddy could clean up.
Casual smokers have little to fear, some places do not care if traces are found...its only if the numbers are high (pun...accidental but cute).
As for the hair thing...I thought they tested the internal content which stays in your hair for...well as long as you still have the same hair shaft as you did when you last smoked. I mean, if you have long hair that took you say four years to grow and you haven't smoked in three...you'll fail the drug test. I thought that was how some states (and provinces??) were stopped from using that test. I could be mistaken.
This thread has been highly entertaining, atleast. | |
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