| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 2/9/2007 9:20:06 AM | Hey...I'm alittle slow sometimes...must be from all that smokin....is this why everyone is bald these days???? | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 2/9/2007 10:15:54 AM | Personally I'd never work for someone that required a test of any kind because it starts with one thing next thing ya know there telling you not to drink so much coffee and you can't clean your gun at work... Oh well bad joke..I had a friend who had cancer bad it killed him but before he went he told me that Atavin helped with the stomach pain..I think that was the only relief he got. I get medical weed for chronic pain, I'm a chronic pain in the a$$ I have severe arthritis it really friggen hurts I have to wear a neck brace all the time because everytime I turn my head the bones crackle like they are comming apart..The older I get the worse the pain is getting..Now we have our local cops watching the medical marijuana stores then following the people that get the medical around to make sure they are not selling it I got followed four days last week..They sat across the street from my house watching..I was tempted to drop my drawers and moon them but I can't run anymore..Much less move quickly..I did ram my middle finger up my nose at them a few times...I bet some of them are on plenty of fish reading this right now...Peeking through my window shades I see a beautiful humming bird sucking necter from a flower but I bet it's really a undercover cop desguised as a humming bird watching me...I think I'll moon him. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 2/14/2007 7:50:16 AM | Finally, something I know something about; tell your buddy don't waste his money on those drinks; if you drink as much water as they tell you to drink with those things, you'll be peeing clear anyway; bottles and bottles of water before the test, and a Vitamin C tablet that morning, just to give it color (gross I know, but they look at that) I know people that have passed on 1 week smoke free and 6 16 oz bottles of water; the test was at 3pm and the water thing started at 8:30; just depends on what kind of test they do, but if it's just the routine stick thing, they'd swear by it;
This does not in any way imply that I have ever tried to beat a drug test; or that I am a pothead...
I am just saying.
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 2/14/2007 3:35:23 PM | | ..How would a hair sample be obtained if you were the sort of person who shaves their head or has a skinhead?¿? they cant go digging into your scalp surely...?¿?........ | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 2/14/2007 3:48:23 PM | | ^^^i believe that patrick valenzuela (a jockey) shaved all his hair to avoid a positive drug test. they suspended him anyway. he appealed it, but i forget what happened. at least i think it was him. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 3/22/2007 2:32:55 PM | I have a friend going through drug tests right now......there are many ways to 'beat them'..BUT when you are being seriously tested in your own home at any random time,you must remember that 'adding' to a test bottle CAN and will effect the results.Not only is urine tested for drugs including alcohol,it is temperature tested.With this IT MUST be exact. Or prove a negative or failure,innocent or not.It is also VERY hard to tamper with the bottle or sample when a government official is watching you pee lol. Of course done at your local doctors office....tampering might be a wee bit easier.Hair can be sampled from anywhere on the body,so guys don't only shave your heads.....but everything else (wink wink ) as we women do lol
Good luck !.....
No matter what happens.........Big brother IS always watching !!! *wink* | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 3/22/2007 4:40:51 PM | | This thread is really getting long. The crisis with my friend is long over now. It was really my friend's son who is only in high school. Everyone in school smokes the stuff. He never smokes it before or during school, but one day out of the blue the assistant principal said that he smelled like smoke. They didn't even bother with the test. They just suspended him. Now he could be expelled for another violation. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 3/23/2007 6:34:53 AM | Raw cabbage, Green Tea, Cranberry Juice and Water are all good to flush out your system and are anti-oxidants.
Vitamin B, GTF and Zinc help speed up your metabolism, break down toxins/carbs etc. and reinforce a healthy immune system......
BUT I still highly doubt that even with all that, it still wouldn't show in a blood test........ | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 3/23/2007 12:24:52 PM | Ways to hide drug use? DONT DO DRUGS... especially when you are going to be tested dumb dumb!
Option 2... a brain transplant... old dumb one for one that thinks better. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 3/23/2007 8:04:35 PM | | Never fails to amaze me,, when someone is looking for a product that will help them pass a piss test, they always say "Wow, that's expensive!" But the drugs were cheap,, right? | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 3/25/2007 12:28:01 PM | hahaha I don't smoke, drink (to speak of) OR do drugs... I'll sell him some urine. $300/ounce.
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 5/4/2007 8:24:12 PM | Had to pass a pee test for parole...worked out great. $50 from a head shop in downtown TO.
Bought 2 testers for $12 as well, for $12 each. Tested before as bad, tested after an hour as good.
Highly recommended. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 7/28/2007 4:56:06 PM | With the development of flush drinks and pills, also comes the development of new ways to test. New urine tests can detect flush drinks and pills.
Urine tests also use body temperature, any devation from this makes the test invalid. Many have tried to bring in samples, tried watering it down with water. I've even seen patients try to pass off animal pee for their own. It doesn't work.
The best way to test clean is to stay clean... | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 7/28/2007 6:06:12 PM | Last place I worked a few fessed up they were proud they "fooled" the tests to get the job. What some may not realize if it IS a DFWP, they can test randomly and are required to if there's any type of job injury.
One guy cut his hand. Oops...well he couldn't go to the company designated clinic, couldn't even use his healthcare as that gets reported back to the employer. He had to totally pay for it out of pocket and had to make up some story about what happened to his bandaged hand.
So you may fool the drug test, just hope you never get either injured at work or get asked to submit to a random test. They're required to actually DO random testing, I know all this because I handled all the HR. If you fail to document any of those requirements you lose your DFWP status. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 7/28/2007 8:25:46 PM | eat some poppy seeds before you go for the drug testing... that will make them not notice the pot in your system.
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 7/29/2007 3:17:23 AM | so your "friend" that was to be tested in a few days turned out to be some high school kid that got booted out of school anyway?...
this whole thread smelled like bullsh1t from the start...thanks from confirming it | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 8/7/2008 3:24:17 PM | | He got suspended that one time. He never got tested or caught again. He graduated a few months ago. I don't know if he is off the weed. I hope so. He is working and not going to college. College is a good place to get high. They don't test you in college. Do they? | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 8/25/2008 2:54:30 AM | u cant, ive been a pothead for years along with many drugs, used to go to the addiction center and have a test once a week for a year, the best way you can do is go buy a detox kit though they are NOT 100% all the time i have passed 10 out of 30 drug tests with them, but using different kinds, i cannot tell u what the best kind is cuz i dont know whats near you but get to a hemp shop/head shop most carry detox kits..weed is one of the hardest to get out of your system, if ppl say they smoked a bunch of weed n passed a test, their full of shit, learning all this as well in my paramedic course, marijuana can stay in your system for up to 20 yrs, my mom was pregnant with me, didnt smoke weed for 6 yrs and it still showed up...if their counting the levels of thc, start drinking tons of water to lower the thc level though it will be alot of water.
good luck, sorry though, nothing will completly get rid of out their system this fast and if ppl say there is its full of shit, it doesnt work, ive tested these theories many times | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 8/25/2008 4:41:58 AM | Of course there are herbal supplements such as Goldenseal and Niacin that people have used with mixed results in an attempt to cleans themselves. You can also drink lots of water between the time you find out about the test all the way until the time of the test. About 2 gallons a day is a good start. But one technique that I have heard that will buy the test subject some much needed time is what I have heard called the "Band Aid Trick".
The Band Aid trick consists of wrapping a Band Aid around the tip of one of your fingers (the fore finger usually works best). Then shortly before the test, dip your finger tip with the Band Aid into bleach. Don't overdo it or you will smell like a bleach factory when you get to the clinic. Then, while pissing in the bottle, urinate on the Band Aid that is on your finger. The bleach with enter the piss and render the sample useless.
Of course you will be asked to retake the test, but hopefully by this time you will have successfully cleansed your system of the THC. | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 8/25/2008 6:24:15 AM |
if he's going to get tested in a few days,
why did he smoke it??
Why do you think it's called "dope"? | |
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| ways to fool drug test for pot
Posted: 8/25/2008 4:10:48 PM | People should really educate themselves on shit before just doing it. 
http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=4934 | |
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