| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/12/2006 4:55:29 PM | Perhaps, she is too high class to call it that, she prefers to call it something else like
elimination
During the day, she is a mild mannered do gooder, holding back and being as civil as possible - she does not give a sheet, but during a dire emergency, she runs to the nearest facility and instantly becomes the ELIMINATOR!
You dare not stand in her wake, or risk passing out from the powerful emissions that the ELIMINATOR spews out.
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/7/2007 2:03:08 PM | I would love it, if my girl talked about getting bonged up the bung hole all the time.
It would make me feel like I was a man. In fact, I would probably call her poophole as a pet name. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/7/2007 2:39:26 PM | i would probobly walk in the room, wait for her to start talking about her getting anal all of the time and then walk over with a limpwrist and a lisp and tell her "thats nothing try taking on 2 at once"  just to mess with her head. it would be hilarious | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/7/2007 3:36:59 PM | Definately doesn't make herself look good by the way she has to talk when men are around. One could bet she gets poked more times then a pin cushion by the guys that like that type talk. Sounds too damn easy to me.
As for the not taking a shyte.
Sounds like she is getting the shyte F'ed out of her = No need to shyte. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/7/2007 7:29:36 PM | | Maybe the 'butt slut' has had her salad tossed so many times the sphincter muscles just don't work the way they used to........so it just falls out without any effort..... and she never knows if she's coming or going anymore......... | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/7/2007 8:52:55 PM |
i am not about to follow her around waiting for her to take a dump..
It sounds to me like you dont want to get to the "bottom" of this. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/7/2007 8:57:49 PM | If shes not shitting, shes going to die, theres either two things, ...either she has a colostomy bag, so her Ahole is non functional, or shes already dead, she has to Shyt.
now look i was running some mathmatic formulas and such ..and i theorized that it is quite possible she may have something lodged in her rectum....perhaps a severed penis, from some helpless victim who was tricked into putting it into her plump dumper
i will have to check my numbers no no..my numbers are good...yup thats it..a severed penis in her turd cutter, tell her to wait a while till it shrivels and rots, perhaps maggots can help her out and lighten the load. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/7/2007 9:01:43 PM | Maybe she really doesnt shyte.. at least not the regular way... check her for one of those pouches coming out of her stomach. Maybe she has been surgically altered and now shytes in a bag, which could explain her empty colon.
yeah really. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/7/2007 9:14:47 PM | 1. NO!
2. Well I'd wanna get in her pants for once, because she seems an easy catch.. After that she will be degraded to friends with benefits..  | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/7/2007 11:26:04 PM | | I think it's true, she must not sh*t. Seems to me it's all coming out of her mouth instead of her ass! LOL | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/8/2007 9:42:18 AM |
i work with this girl in her early twenties and i just dont get her behaviour........
nuff said!
As long as she talks "shyt", why don't you volunteer to remove the plug from her rear area... using a special "tool" only men possess (a'la "Deep Throat"). Purely for science and her own well-being, of course. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 4/8/2007 11:57:22 AM | The reason she does't"sh t" is because it is all exiting by way of another ORFICE.......,HER M O U T H !!!!
The scientific name for this,I found in the UPHER CANADA MEDICAL JOURNAL,March 1963,yes here it is.....VERBAL DIARRHEA ! Really, NO SH*T!!
HAVE AN IMODIUM DAY NOW!!!! | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 5/30/2007 5:32:30 PM | | yes she does ................unless she has a bag hanging off her hip................. its impossible not to if she eats anything. she would have to be a medical first. .....lol.....she really is full of shyt......lol | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 5/30/2007 6:18:44 PM | don't kid yourself, there are certain foods a body simply can not break down into liquid form.
I have an active metabolism, why I'm so skinny :) but I'm still clockwork regular.
I'm sure there must be a way medically to prevent the creation of solid waste, but even on a strict liquid diet, you'd still get the runs...
Think of corn, anything with fibre in it, asparagus, celery.
We just can't break everything down completely.
By not eliminating this waste, you risk turning septic, because the colon absorbes nutrients by nature, and if there are no nutrients left to absorb.... well it absorbs stuff it's trying to eliminate....
Perhaps, just in this one case, you'd be able to accurately describe this girl as being full of sh*t..
and no, women who talk about sex all the time I find extremely put off.
I actually tend to negatively judge the girl, and would lable her as extremely self-conscious, insecure, needy, sad, unfulfilled, I'd feel sorry for her in a disgusted kind of way.
-P | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 5/31/2007 9:25:05 AM | | i am a nurse and i can confirm that this is bull shit completely bull shit | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 5/31/2007 10:00:40 AM |
1.......is it possible for someone not to ever shyt
2... is it possible for someone to actually get to the OP's posted age of 44 (or, heck, even 20!) without knowing the answer to this? | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 5/31/2007 11:48:49 AM | Those of you who brought up the sexual harassment in the workplace, I had to laugh cause thank god I dont work in an office or a real job for that matter, everyone I work with has those conversations, ok maybe not details about sexual encounters, but we do talk about sex and flirt with each other all in fun. But just out of curiosity...guys talk like that all the time, whether its at work or at home, how come no one ever cares about that(the sexual stuff that is) as for the no shitting...ya thats complete bull shit. Do I think her conversations make her more attractive...of course not, but thats mostly because shes doing it to get attention, rather then doing it all in fun and to have a laugh.
People need to stop being so anal on the sex talk, (no pun intended)have fun with it, who cares what people say, laugh, joke around, take everything with a grin of salt. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 5/31/2007 11:53:46 AM | She's never learned the 'process of elimination'? 
Or maybe she's just 'anal retentive'? | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 5/31/2007 1:31:14 PM | Not a doctor, but will a paramedic with two years of med school do?...
As to the toilet habits question,
Not possible.
Everyone has to evacuate waste products from the body, and if it didn't come out the normal tract, should would have some foul smelling breath! <---(joke right there!)
Secondly,
Most all guys would be interested in sex talk, but she would be considered exactly what you said, a 'H0'...
No man *Normal* man would be seriously interested in a woman that talked like that around friends, family or in a business situation, so I'm sure she goes through lots of 'Boyfriends'...
Just as a side note, most women that talk like this were sexually abused as children, and use the sex talk to placate and divert the male presence around them.
This is usually done in an attempt to keep males (usually authority figures in her eyes) from noticing her inadequacies.
She probably had a very verbally and/or physically abusive father/stepfather, and was taken advantage of by boys/men that treated he better and made her feel important as long as she was 'arousing' them...
Another possibility is she saw an overly promiscuous mother in action...
Seeing/hearing this kind of 'Dirty Talk' leaned from 'mother' got her attention and gifts from male suitors...
Again, I'm sure she was taken advantage of at an early age...
Have a look at her early pictures, like grade school pictures or high school pictures...
Late development and it was probably inflicted from 'mother',
Early development and it was probably inflicted from 'daddy'.
Even if I'm correct, this does not excuse her use of inappropriate language in a business/professional situation.
To protect your own behind, you should probably tape some of the conversations, and I'd report them to a female superior if possible, see if she can be around when this behavior happens with the men in the office...
Either way, she's an 'Nutball' (Technical Term!),
Probably a harmless 'Nutball, but a 'Nutball' none the less... | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 5/31/2007 1:47:47 PM | Ummm....ask her to see her colostomy bag then. Because that is the ONLY way she is not physically sh*tting. But technically she is still shitting. Just not the way we think of it.
If I was a guy and I heard a female talking like that all the time, my first thoughts would be...'Damn I feel sorry for her boyfriend because he's got to put up with her annoying ass. Glad it's not me!!'
~Welder's Girl~ | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 5/31/2007 5:38:53 PM | You have no perspicacity. No one could possibly be as stupid as you are angelinwating4u.
Doubtless you are one of the dumbest people I’ve ever run across. I am amazed you can even type. Is someone helping you write this?
Get yourself an education before your brain evaporates completely into infinitesimal atomic vapor. It is probably already too late for you. Perhaps you can get a job at McDonald’s. | |
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