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|Nobody loves me. What's wrong with my profile? I have written 10 different women and had answers from one. Am I too macho?|
|Pay Attention! Please Read|
Posted: 12/18/2006 6:12:16 AM
|I can't believe I missed out on this timed special!|
Happy Holidays RileyRoars!
|Open till Dec. 23|
Posted: 12/19/2006 4:36:21 PM
|Alright going reopen this till Dec.23 and it will be closed. |
Jager your up to the home plate now and here is my drift on your profile.
Are you aware that the title you have is the same as every other man has?
Really should go to Profile School and get a catchier headline, here is the teacher that just may inspire you.
Under interests you should at least have 6-12 and put them as such,
classical music/ camping/etc./ etc./ and they will show up in the prettiest blue and sometimes if you are lucky a connection just might be made.
Pictures are not bad and you are not a bad looking man, however a nice clearer close up head shot would be a benefit.Some women might not be crazy about the guns.
In your About Me you did not elaborate much for a man looking for Long Term.You should give a lady an idea what winds your crank in a woman, what is unique about you, and why you like camping.
First Date is ok.
However get your picture rated and thank some nice women that should rate you high, always a nice way to get to know someone.
Naughty you are(of course I like to think men are naughty) and will tell Santa to get you a nice Ford Explorer. You are rugged. All the best.
Posted: 12/19/2006 4:47:33 PM
|Nuts and out of your mind if you think women are going to bite into this one.|
OnePrefer Not To Say under Marital Status right off the bat tells me that you are attached to someone and looking for a little nooky.
A profession called Undress U.There will not be a lot of women chomping at the bit for that.
Besides looking for an Intimate Encounter which you will be waiting for a long time, most women have that blocked.
Then you have this in your About Me:
if your intrested in me great , LOVE TO MEET . ASK ANY THING COMES TO MIND VARY OPEN looken for erotic hot fun ,im vary good at erotic stimulating massages, im in cambridge ont come and see me !LOVE GIVIN ORAL STIMULATION LOVE TO LICK ALL OVER AND ANY WHERE U NEED .IM A A** LOVER AND BEST OF ALL STUDYED ALL ABOUT HOW TO DRIVE A WOMAN TO LOSE HER MIND IN THOUSAND WAYS OF EROTIC SEXUAL POSITIONS
either all in lower case or all in caps and yick, yick, yick.Poor spelling too.
Coal in your stocking.
Also you should read the rules when posting a thread. Against forum rules to post all in caps.
Posted: 12/19/2006 4:57:37 PM
|Posting a profile all in caps is very tasteless and quite offensive to a lot of people.|
You should have 6-12 interests and I do not consider learning to enjoy life again.
However you should elaborate a little more about yourself,what you do have in your About Me, could be put in your Interests.
A headline with more spark and catchier than Momma,sometimes sparks imagination.
Here is some teachers and their advice for a good profile:
Nice you are and will ask Santa to give you a paid visit to a nice spa.All the best and and Happy New Year.
Posted: 12/19/2006 5:54:40 PM
|Kiki, you are one of the reasons that I decided to open shop again.|
Flattered that a good reviewer like yourself came to me
OK on to the profile:
Sleeps well with others
This headline must grab many a males' attention and I am sure many a perverts to. However I know you can handle them, you got the brass and the wit.
Like your pictures except the one of you in the mauve, what ever happened to that one you had in a blue top, it was smashing.
Great variety of interests you have, and you do make it clear that you like men that are fit.
Outlook on dating sites: Using a dating site is like shopping at Winners; there's a lot of junk, but if you look hard enough, you'll find something.
(If you didn't like that little crack, you probably shouldn't be here.)
That opening line shows humour and honesty, NEVER let go of it.
Favorite hidden talents:
Can tie cherry stems in knots with no hands... in my mouth. Ooo la la!
Demonstrated dexterity with chop sticks.
Aww showing a uniqueness about you. I would like to see a person tie cherry stems in nots with not hands.
Format was good, even your dislikes which I encourage people to delete them.
Naughty you are, I know that and quite feisty which makes you so attractive. I am going to tell Santa to give you a $1,000.00 gift certificate to Winners. All the best Kiki and and Happy Holidays to you.
Edit:Great reviews being done by Kikilynn called: Its time: Brutally Honest Reviews by Kikilynn...as promised. This lady does a good kickass job and she is HONEST.
|Cwgrlboots and billbutler8|
Posted: 12/19/2006 5:57:51 PM
|Thanks for the encouragement, I was planning on closing and I will the Dec.23.|
Love the both of you
|Cwgrlboots and billbutler8|
Posted: 12/19/2006 6:12:40 PM
Thanks for the encouragement, I was planning on closing and I will the Dec.23.
Love the both of you
Aw, Riley, you're the best!
Posted: 12/20/2006 8:16:33 AM
|Maria I am sorry to have overlooked you.|
Naughty you are and for sure fun,sexy and smoking hot along with 343 on your favorite list.You joined only two months ago, that does it I am firing my publisher.
I like this from your testomonials:
Never met this woman, but I tell you that once you interact with her, she will never let you forget about her. She's witty, Sexy and sexyoh yes. Dan this is one sexy woman. You have to speak to her to know what I mean. Her personality matches her pics. In other wordsStunning!!
guys dont let ur computer pass by this lady she is a hand ful and a hole lot of fun,believe me u want het to talk to she will put a smile on ur face no matter the situation and if she she does not than just take a look at that face cause it will,dont waste ur time reading anymore guys go message her u are missing out on something special
Oh! you are bright, sexy and quite stimulating. Gonna tell Santa to get you a punch bowl for that eggnog at Xmas. Sure he would love to get you in his sack
and Happy Holidays.
Posted: 12/20/2006 3:10:04 PM
|I'm in search of helpful suggestions, could you possibly take a look at mine? Thanks!|
Posted: 12/20/2006 7:24:07 PM
|musicchica I read your profile and I do have a question, I noticed underHair Colour you have Caucasian with Red Hair, yet your hair in the pictures looks more brunette. By chance are your pictures recent? I know I am sounding nitpicky. Afterall I am too a woman.|
Although I did truly like your profile and the passion that you have for ballroom dancing certainly shows, as well as love for animals.
I can truly understand you when you say:
Sometimes I think I am better with animals than people
Found you to be very vivacious and genuine. Also great taste in music when you mention Josh Groban, I enjoy him to.
I am sure you are Naughty and I will tell Santa to get you tickets when Josh Groban comes in concert to your area. All the best to you and and Happy New Year.
Posted: 12/20/2006 7:35:32 PM
|Haha thanks, I'd so love to see Josh Groban in concert but haven't had the chance just yet.|
Actually the pictures are pretty recent, but I just dyed my hair dark auburn a couple weeks ago and don't have any new pictures with the new color. Should probably work on that, huh?
Posted: 12/20/2006 7:43:01 PM
|xAngel although a very pretty girl, however your profile does need a major overhaul.|
Sadly my dear there is:
Repeating yourself as in the beginning of your About Me with an opening line:
i am 5ft6 148lbs black and burgundy hair emerald eyes
We already see that
I would suggest to take the time, read these threads which do give great helpful advice.
Do get more pictures as more pictures do get more responses.
ha ha im feeling brave...considering my profiel sucks any way...im willing to give a chance ...lol thnx Riley..
Thanks for saying thanks already and being honest. I will tell Santa to get you a drawing board and gift certificate for a new computer.
See you do like writing and on last note hun, do take out the negatives. They will repel someone from contacting you.
All the best and and Happy New Year.
Posted: 12/21/2006 10:41:30 AM
| Tyson right off the bat, I will tell you to take out the website, if admin. ever sees it, it will get deleted. Did you not see the rules before you filled out the profile?Here they are:stop|
1. Email addresses, website addresses, or phone numbers were included in your profile. 2. Not enough information in your profile description. 3. Indecent content, nude images, or harassment of other users. 4. We immediately delete escorts, scammers, spammers, anyone trying to sell something on plentyoffish.com, and anyone trying to direct members to other websites. If your profile did not contain any of the above please accept our apologies as our system wrongly identified you, and you’ll have to create a new profile.
Now on to the review.
1.The name tyson right away made me think of the boxer Mike Tyson.
2.Headline, Tired of catching mud sharks,lol
Good header as seeing that you like fishing, however what ruins it is that darn lol which is not needed. It will be humorous without the lol.
3.Chihuahua is adorable and tells me that you are a real softie,although I would like to see you soften some of those pictures down like with something other than a wife beater shirt and a I will say a nice torso. Will give variety and show that soft side to you.
4. Spelling typos, nothing serious I noticed in some places.
5. I got a chuckle out of this, however you numbered them all #1.
We always hear "the rules"
from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note....These are all numbered
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up,you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Weekend fishing. It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable
answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if
you want help solving it.That,s what
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
1.A headache that lasts for 17 months
is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and
void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be
interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the OTHER ONE.
1.You can either ask us to do
or tell us how you want it done.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say
whatever you have to say during
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT
need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like
Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a
color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
NO idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it WILL be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing" we will act like nothing's
We know you are lying, but it is just
not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want
an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine....
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking
about unless you are prepared to
Discuss topics most girls arn't interested in.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
But did you know men really don't
mind that? It's like camping.
This has been a public service anouncement.
Tyson your rugged, handsome and a softie and you have 32 on your favorite list. That is good for a man that has only been here since Aug.1,2006. Obviously you are doing something right. I will tell Santa to get you a boat for those fishing excursions and nice coat for the pooch. All the best to you, and Happy New Year.
Do get a spell checker, correct spelling for coffie and wierdos, is coffee and weirdos
I know I am nit picky
Posted: 12/21/2006 3:32:46 PM
|Dear Riley: this is real cute like the idea. So you might as well sock it to me. |
|Let Me Check Your Profile To See If Your Naughty or Nice|
Posted: 12/21/2006 3:35:09 PM
|Hi there Riley, |
Well Ive read some of your reviews and thought ok, Lets give it a shot/let her look at mine and brace yourself for the truth. Thanks for reviewing mine. I hope you have time before Santa comes sliding down your chimney with the huge bag of goodies I'm sure you've earned this year.
Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Night
God Bless Us Every One
Posted: 12/21/2006 4:15:24 PM
|Wow rolita! I can tell that you are a real live wire |
Fun headline you have and a great selection of pictures.
However in your About Me there is some thing I will get nit picky about.
1.In your opening line you mention that you miss the RVing that you and your hubby did. I see that you are widowed, however bringing up past relationships in a profile is not good.
This is a new beginning and I know and you should have good memories about your husband, always best to leave that for a chat or email.People will still know that you are holding on.
2.All in all I can see that you know how to laugh at yourself and also a genuine person.
3. Interests are good and they are things a man likes. That is to your advantage.
4.Gonna to tell Santa to get you a nice cottage where you can hunt, fish and that has a golf course close by. All the best to you and a very and Happy New Year.