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|I'm all over this like an illegal immigrant outside Walmart on hiring day. Sign me up!|
Posted: 12/21/2006 4:18:47 PM
|Riley ... Hello again !! |
Go on go for it with mine ... BTW loving the new pic of you, you look fab !!
Oh yeah and what will you tell your good friend Santa to bring me ... Im sort of wanting a new house Hehe ... Do you reckon he will fit one in that massive sack of his?!
Posted: 12/21/2006 4:28:47 PM
|Artemus I took a gander at your profile and I did like your headline.|
Pictures could be clearer, however you had a variety.
When reading your lengthy About Me which I am sure you put a lot of thought into it, it could be edited down quite a bit, women do not like reading long profiles.
Some places you was too philosophical and sadly my friend that can be a real turn off.
Three paragraphs is really needed and they are:
About the Women you desire and her characteristics that wind your crank.
What you hope to accomplish and share a passion of yours.
Great variety of Interests you have there.
I will tell Santa to get you a nice horse, I always wanted a horse for Xmas Along with the horse a nice stable to keep him or her in with a years supply of feed.
All the best for a and Happy New Year.
Posted: 12/21/2006 4:51:11 PM
I'm all over this like an illegal immigrant outside Walmart on hiring day. Sign me up!
Babe considered yourself signed up
Browsing through your profile does make one laugh
No doubts you have the balls to pull say what you like and do it in such a way, that makes you pretty unique.
However reading your testomonials is funny to and I like what these beauties have to say.
Ooooh baby, what every girl should want, her very own trophyboyfriend!! Someone to put on the shelf and idolize, a true comical genious. His humour is off the wall, completely witty, and highly entertaining. I hear that he even has a platinum set of testicles. I tried to touch them once, but there were too many blonde girls with rather large busoms on his arm. Trophy is highly addictable, and with very good reason. He will make lovely eye candy on some lucky ladies arm, one day I'm sure. Just be ready to fight me for him b1tches, I do not hesitate in donkey punching. xo
*I write this testimonial of my own free will; there was no coercing, bribery or threats taking place.* Trophy has to be one of the best "daters" around. It's never about what you do or where you go, it's all about the little things us girls pay attention to; he probably doesn't even realize he's doing them, which either makes him a good man or a good player. I know it's the prior. (Sorry if this puts a wrench in your game Trophy, but people need to know you're NOT a lunatic!) He will obviously make you giggle, feel totally comfortable and question his sexuality when listening to his CD collection...think Madonna circa 1984. Everyone deserves a little Trophy in their life. Where's my cheeseburger? ***UPDATE: Mmmmmmmm...cheeseburger good, fries...not so much.***
His ego is so inflated he's going to asphyxiate himself. He's a total blow-hard, which sounds erotic, but frankly - it isn't. If he manages to wrangle you into a date, bring balloons. He'll likely see them as a sexual invitation, get confused and start making out with a toaster.[ I love him, and it's disgusting.
That last one is my favorite
Trophy I will to tell Santa to get you a new tent to camp out in your living room with a years supply of Coco Puffs. and Happy New Year. For sure you are a rare character and will look forward to your postings. They are as hilarious as your profile. You rock dude.
Posted: 12/21/2006 5:05:47 PM
|Hun, what can I say... You have testomonials that speaks volumes and besides that you have 128 on your favorites list.|
For sure you are a well loved lady.
Although I did see some minor typos and some spelling mistakes, but nothing major.
For sure I will tell that Father Christmas to get you a new house for you with all new appliances for you and your kiddies.
and a Happy New Year to you and yours. A very pretty lady you are and all the best in your studies of youth work.
Thanks for the nice compliment
Posted: 12/21/2006 5:14:23 PM
|Thank you Riley for the good critique never thought about that opening line and see what you mean. Sure nice to have someone that would do this for us. and Happy New Year to you also............|
Posted: 12/22/2006 10:11:31 AM
|Wow!!!! Well - Girls just wanna have fun!!!!! and I can't tell you how much I appreciate your critique! How absolutely flattering!!!! Its exactly what I hoped for when I wrote it - to make everyone smile and feel good. Fish can be so cold sometimes!!!! Lets put a bit of fun into our lives...and show how much fun it can be to be nicely naughty!!! Thanks again ... I do have a zest for life - and my young men who wrote the testimonials are truly stand up guys...very kind and very polite - GENTLEMEN. People who know respect. Fishing lines out to them!!! (except Chris has a girlfriend now - my girlfriends son who put the one testimonial...)|
p.s. you're pretty gorgeous yourself!!
|Let Me Check Your Profile To See If Your Naughty or Nice|
Posted: 12/22/2006 10:15:07 AM
|this was to the posting about getting a lump of coal - that's not really coal....giggle...|
Honey - rumor has it some coal is really dried up reindeer poop so you might be careful when you stick your hand into your stocking...yikes!!!
(hope you have a great holiday and whatever it is you'd like to do or have (or whoever as the case may be) that you get to do or have.
Happy Ho Ho...
Santa comes but once a year - aren't you glad you're not Santa?
|The path to u|
Posted: 12/22/2006 5:24:53 PM
HEY RILEY CHECK OUT MY PROFILE AND GIVE ME SOME FEED BACK! THX
Do you not know it is against forum rules to post in a thread all in caps? I would suggest in the future to read the rules that is at the beginning of every forum.
On to the review
One picture never cuts it, it is not a very clear picture, more does get more responses.
Interests would look better if it was running, mountain bike riding, thunderstorms.
In your About Me every sentence begins with the pronoun I which makes it monotonous, and would look much better if it was in paragraphs with a space between for easier reading.
Right now it looks so bunched together.
Not crazy about the poem myself, however somebody might like it.
However I am sure there is a Naughty edge to you and I will tell Santa to get you a 500.00 gift certificate to Home Depot. All the best and Happy Holidays
Posted: 12/22/2006 5:35:08 PM
|Quadly I do admire you love for showing a lot of honesty and courage.|
However I do think you can edit your profile down a bit, capitalize names , places and the pronoun I.
I respect your honesty, I truly do.
Remember this is a profile and not a auto biography. You do not have to tell everything about yourself. Save some for email and chat.
Please take out the effin A of your headline and those lol's simply they take out the sincerity.
Tell Santa to send you to New Zealand to where it is warm right now and you can enjoy the ocean.
All the best and and Happy New Year.
Posted: 12/22/2006 5:38:17 PM
|Tell Santa to get you a laptop computer and a trip to Jamaica(all inclusive and paid).|
Have a and Happy New Year.
Posted: 12/22/2006 5:56:05 PM
|Mtn, although you are a good looking guy and need more pictures. I see three strikes against your profile:|
1. No mention of a profession, always to fill something,ANYTHING, rather than leave it empty.
2.Under the question Do You Do Drugs, you have aPrefer Not To Say. Many a reader will take that as a Yes.
3. Now in Your About Me:
Watch apostrophes like the word I'm and you have Im.
Repeating yourself when giving your eyes and hair colour and also your interests.
Describing yourself as laid back and easy going, do your realize every other man on here is laid back and easy going.
Who in the world would want a Drama Mama or Drama Papa? I would delete that.
On a First Date it will impress a woman to plan it, gives a woman an idea what you like.
In conclusion show confidence, be positive and elaborate and remember that you are unique and not typical.
Tell Santa to get you and your sons a trip to Disney World all paid. Hope that you have a and Happy New Year.
Posted: 12/22/2006 5:58:49 PM
I'd like to know what I should ask Santa for...
Posted: 12/22/2006 6:02:43 PM
|ok that was fairly painless, and i'll work on the capitals...it's just an extra keystroke that i don't usually bother with. it used to drive me nuts before to see bad punctusation or spelling, but i'm not so critical now.|
James A. Michener (sp) one of my favourite writers, in his autobiography, explained why all his books had a 100 page lead up to the human story about the geological formation of the particular area he was writing about. It was to weed out the non-serious readers (my words)
in that spirit, I'll keep the length .
Thank you for the feedback.
Posted: 12/22/2006 6:04:05 PM
|Bill I think you should ask Santa for something alive,sexy and intelligent. Somone that can keep up with you.|
You got a lot of admirers that would love to have Santa put themselves in his sack and fit down your chimney
Posted: 12/22/2006 6:08:41 PM
|Quadly you are very welcome and I knew there was a writer's streak in you.|
I did find you very interesting and hope to see you around in the forums. Saying thanks shows class and makes reviewing profiles all worthwhile.
Edit:Glad to see you posting in the forums, many a good person in the forums.
Posted: 12/22/2006 6:09:42 PM
|Someone sexy and intelligent... that would be the greatest! I hope Santa can deliver...|
I hope you have a wonderful holiday surrounded with love, delicious food, and tasty intoxocating beverages!
Posted: 12/22/2006 6:18:22 PM
|i knew it...........just my luck, reindeer poop!!|
(((throws stocking out the door))
Posted: 12/22/2006 6:48:40 PM
I just joined POF can you check my profile to see if its ok written? This is my first time with onlince dating
Merry X-mas everyone ^^
|Dear Riley-roars >>''<<< help me see the LIGHT*****|
Posted: 12/22/2006 10:14:29 PM
|Hi Riley Roars I must say you have a lot of GUTS you have spent countless hours here helping all these people:: this threed is one of the longest must be the title +people love to be |
((naughtie)) let me know if you think my profile would scare away the masses** Tanks Ken
Posted: 12/23/2006 4:21:23 PM
|Tacoyaki, you do need to show a picture without the shades and looking directly in a ladies eyes.|
More More pictures, more does get more responses.
Interests should be filled out, a connection sometimes is made when Interests are filled out.
Enjoyed the About Me especially this part:
Financially stable, got a place of my own, just need someone to..........................................................
...............help decorate it for me :)
However you do not elaborate on what you like in the female gender. How will someone know if you and her are compatible if you do not tell the women what winds your crank in the female?
Do elaborate on a first date, always good too see how a male plans a first date. It does impress a woman when a man takes the time to plan a first date.
I will tell Santa to get you an interior decorator for that place of yours, I bet you are a great cook. and Happy New Year.