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u r hott and sexy damm here is my email xxxxxx
cell 555-555-5555
home 555-555-5555
pager 555-555-5555
work 555-555-5555
parent's house 555-555-5555
call me plz i need to talk to you
my future wife
i love u
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Posted: 4/3/2005 12:32:56 PM | ^
u r hott and sexy damm here is my email xxxxxx
cell 555-555-5555
home 555-555-5555
pager 555-555-5555
work 555-555-5555
parent's house 555-555-5555
call me plz i need to talk to you
my future wife
i love u
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Posted: 4/3/2005 1:24:47 PM | Hello dear girl,
Extinguishing your light and lights to you candles in your room. Lie down the CD ENIGMA on for meditation. Read this text from me:
In detail lies- the Lord. The spirit of the Universe. Virtue,discipline and iron will-power. What can result from CONTRADICTION and REBELLION? Is Logic everything? What is the assignment? The power of INSPIRATION, a flowing process. It is Appointted - the assignment to be resolved. It is done in Synchronism always. Defoult is Talent and Disposition. Pereception, clear sight-released by the mantle of Wisdom. Everything reduced to the ESSENTIAL becomes simplcity and Modesty. The simple and modest yet simultaneously is GIGANTIC and heals everything. Those who search intensive, will find an finally RECEIVE it ultimately. To reach the Level of higher existence. The contless models of logic- no longer Important. Logic-the modern supersition. A poor alternative to plan the Furtur to want instead of ASKING-a secret of life? Something the SEEKER must experience? The APPELE-beginning of everthing ALSO of LOVE
Laying you lovelly on the ground and closes your eyes. Relax. This e-mail cames from west Germany from a mystik power station, with the spirit of univers. The power of this World makes you happy, very slonly and very happy. You can see a wonderful showing fully flowers, wonderful colors, your child with yourself - Family
best regards
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eh.? come again? | |
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Posted: 4/3/2005 1:36:28 PM | As i posted the last one here i checked back to my profile and have recieved this: -
How are you?
good, I hope
oh...you are beautiful,
I think from inside out also
I understand that you are perhaps not interested
Sorry,
but I could not bypass
this occasion with out at least say hi
gosh.... it's funny
you know,
when I see the pc’s on your profile,
I become speechless
Oh.... or if I reflect on how would
you look on Knickers/ Lingerie
or the notion of your mysteriousness
Oh... God
I experience a quiver
I feel I want to salute you
To kneel down on my knees,
plunge my face between your thighs, and
place a tender kiss on your slit.
Oh... how I yearn to
to thrust my mouth on your pubic hair
to Immerse my lips in your moist genitalia
I mean no disrespect
or to force my self on you
please forgive me I couldn’t help it,
I had to let you know how I feel
honestly,
you are an awesome love Goddess
wish you the Best of luck,
Xxx
Oh God.....Yes thats done it....he`s winning my heart .....NOT!......Im almost becoming afraid of opening new mail lol | |
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Posted: 4/3/2005 3:49:47 PM | I know one that works well.. me telling someone that I can rock their world good. Usually works well for turnin someone off.. the way I like it most of the time because those that tend to get turned on by it and actually make me prove it, tend to be better experiences. :)
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Posted: 4/5/2005 1:10:59 PM | maybe you need to move in with me and the wife and be happy again and a good home for the little guy
(with the most unsual profile i have seen on here.... and that says a lot) | |
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Posted: 4/5/2005 1:28:18 PM | | I agree about the lame messages that are turn-offs. It tells you alot about them. PLEASEEEEEEE! They give you their phone numbers and e-mail addresses right away. They cannot spell. They have poor grammar. And they think they are impressing you with all that immature ridiculous jargon, excuse me, crap. How about a reasonably intelligent person, with a decent sense of humor, that can spell and speak well and has good communication skills and has good intentions and follows through with them, not a cheap come on line that is ridiculously stupid. Also, I am sick of the separated and or married ones who do the poor me stories, instant red flags, run for your life, and that includes the alkies and heavy smokers or druggies out there or former ones as well. They already have personality problems to begin with and then you know the rest of the story. Dirtbags are a dime a dozen and I am not interested in them, and also, well you know what I mean. | |
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Posted: 4/5/2005 4:12:35 PM |
I agree about the lame messages that are turn-offs. It tells you alot about them. PLEASEEEEEEE! They give you their phone numbers and e-mail addresses right away. They cannot spell. They have poor grammar. And they think they are impressing you with all that immature ridiculous jargon, excuse me, crap. How about a reasonably intelligent person, with a decent sense of humor, that can spell and speak well and has good communication skills and has good intentions and follows through with them, not a cheap come on line that is ridiculously stupid. Also, I am sick of the separated and or married ones who do the poor me stories, instant red flags, run for your life, and that includes the alkies and heavy smokers or druggies out there or former ones as well. They already have personality problems to begin with and then you know the rest of the story. Dirtbags are a dime a dozen and I am not interested in them, and also, well you know what I mean.
*agrees*
There's a guy who's sent me this twice in two months so I'm thinking it's a form email (he has obviously NOT read my profile):
im sorry but i just had to tell you that i think that you are so hot and i know that i dont have a chance in hell with you so i just wanted to lay that out im sorry that i have to give your pic a 10 when lord knows your much higher.... | |
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Posted: 4/5/2005 6:16:42 PM | My favourite
"I know you profile says that you only looking for local people, but I thought I'd email you anyway to see if you wanted to chat"
Hmm, let's see, If they read just a little further they woul've noticed the line that said "not looking for chat partners" | |
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Posted: 4/5/2005 11:25:35 PM | Hmm...you might have blown it, Wheat. I've said that to a few people. Of course, it starts out as chat and as you get to know someone...well, you never know  . Think she was giving you an opening, and you didn't catch on. Some women do that, to see if there is any interest on the other person's side. Just a thought. ;) And no, it wasn't me who emailed you, hehe.
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Posted: 4/6/2005 12:41:30 AM | I haven't recieved any of these here, but on another site I've recieved 6 or 7 of these this year.
.hello there!!! How are you? I saw your profil, I am very much interested in you. I would like to learn about you more. My name is Julia. I am 29. I live in Russia, Zelony Dol. It is very beautiful city here again very many sights. I am very beautiful, also have a beautiful body. I am very lonely woman, and I search for the prince, the realy love, and family. When you will write to me back, I shall tell more about myself, and I shall send you my photos. I hope that I to like you. And please send to me more photos of you and with your family Ok? Please write to me on my e-mail the address, if you interested. My e-mail address: ????####(AT)Rambler(DOT)ru Please write to me here, ok I shall wait very much for your letter. There may be you my prince, and my love. At me serious intentions, and it is possible we shall find generalideas and desire. I with impatience wait for your answer, and I hope that my letter do not remain without reply. Have good day, Sincerely Julia
it smells abit desparate, a bit like a form letter and the english is bad. Not to mention I'm not looking for a long distance relationship like that.
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Posted: 4/6/2005 8:31:28 PM | The Russian ladies thing is a scam. If you reply you will get more form letters, and they will eventually ask you for money with some sob story. The authors are men who post pictures of models.
BTW, if you refuse to send them money or are nasty to them they sometimes send viruses. | |
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Posted: 4/6/2005 9:01:32 PM | So, Ok, I posted this in another thread. I hope that I don't get in trouble for posting the same thing in two threads, but it fits for both!!! So, if you read my post in the other thread, just skip over me!
Today, I get an email that reads:
[quote] Hey there :)
Checked out your profile and I think we just might click. Take a look at my profile and send me a email back if you like
xxxxx@aol.com. [removed for privacy]
hope to hear from you [/quote]
The curious person that I am….ALWAYS looks up the profile. And wouldn’t you know? He had NOTHING written. NOT A SINGLE WORD!!! Now I ask you, my fellow POFers, why would he ask me to check out his profile?
So, I reply as follows:
[quote]are you kidding me? you think we'd click?
what am i supposed to be looking at in your profile? it's blank!! AND there's no picture.
besides, if you actually DID read my profile, you would have noticed that i'm not on the market right now. i'm thinking...reading comprehension problems, maybe?
so, nice try. maybe the next girl will be dumb enough to fall for that shit. [/quote]
A little harsh, I know…but I was trying to respond so that I don’t hurt his feelings!
My point? Well, I should have not responded at all, because I know that I responded inappropriately, at best. Although, if you do read what little information he has in his profile, you will see that he meets none of my requirements! He’s five feet tall, for one. And, he broke even more rules with his next response, which reads:
[quote]You should change your name to misscunt..... WOW..... I have some bad news for you and some good news for me......
YOUR NOT ALL THAT HUN....
i'm just tring to see if the site is for real and not full of people tring to spam there cam.
You will be single forever and if you do meet someone he will leave you after he gets in your pants [/quote]
And they go on, but I'll spare you all, as they get uglier.
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