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 flutterbye
Joined: 9/5/2005
Msg: 176
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someone messaged me calling me a snob

apparently i had ignored their message
cept they'd never sent one prior to the one calling me a snob which i responded to

this person then blocked me
and accused me of having fake pictures


it was a really good laugh.
 Wolfman393
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 177
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 11/19/2005 9:09:41 PM

what why would anyone just give there # to a total stranger am I the only one who thinks this is totally crazy !


amberbrechey, in a word.... HELL NO!. I'll be sending you my #, along with all the #s of my single male friends. This will be follow by a death match between us where the sole survivor will have one the honor of speaking to you. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
 pepi_roni
Joined: 11/21/2005
Msg: 178
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 11/21/2005 8:26:21 AM
lol. guys dont get it eh.pick up lines do not work. go with somthing creative, interesting and fun. ill let u guys in on one of my techniques
lol k, ill make the suject "FREE SEX! FREE SEX!" then in the message i say somthin like "omg you perv! i cant even beleive you clicked on this!.. well i guess i know one thing about you?" then go on from there lol.. its fun
 Michaelann
Joined: 9/11/2004
Msg: 179
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 12/14/2005 4:36:59 PM
i'm not sutre if this qualifies, but i am guilty of writing the odd vague email to an interest- usually those females who post an awesome pic on their profile, and live close by- but unnacountably don't give any details about themselves.

so, pls. excuse the occ. "hi; you're cute" email- if you are the recipient of such, likely i'm fishing for more info.

in fact, sometimes i'll even suggest "nice pic....now, what can you tell me about yourself?"

otoh- it may be that there isn't much there to begin with, an such a suggestion may well go over the intended recipient's head....?

but it must be said that i too often find myslef at a loss for words; such as when i encounter those who DO post rather descriptive profiles, and I so want to email them- but find that responding to that which triggered an interest in their profile, is too personal for a "first contact" email....at least for myself.
so, in such a situation I am the one who becomes vague, while trying to show interest....and dither about trying to capture some stranger's imagination.


btw- i am amazed at how many cold-call emails i get from women on this site; most are very interesting and i would love to meet offline for friendship/dating, or just hang out- but there are a couple who have scared me (as much as i appreciate aggressive females.....there ARE limits!)
 loverlady01
Joined: 9/13/2005
Msg: 180
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 12/14/2005 5:44:06 PM
My all time favorite from a guy was man I love long legs, By the way what time do they open....lol. Never laughed so hard in my life lol.
 Runs With Squirrels
Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 181
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examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 12/14/2005 5:49:35 PM
i luv ur t*ts and evry othr part of u

WTF??? I almost died laughing . . .
 uncle*2
Joined: 1/28/2005
Msg: 182
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 12/21/2005 11:14:36 AM
i don't know how exactly (maybe b/c Michaelann and I used the same public computer at the library, and the server didn't log her off this site when her time had passed?), but the last post of "Michaelann's" was authored by me.

Sorry for the confusion- and I hope it didn't cause any undue embarrassment to Michaelann.
 doomedbutterfly
Joined: 11/26/2005
Msg: 183
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 12/21/2005 12:45:27 PM
got this the other day..............

"Looking for someone to cam chat with on msn or something? Im not shy to masterbate for you as i kinda enjoy the thought of someone watching and i guess it goes with out saying that i wouldnt mind watching you "
 Yardape_99
Joined: 12/12/2005
Msg: 184
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 12/21/2005 12:58:21 PM
"Can you keep up with me?"
 Tigger59
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 185
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 12/24/2005 5:20:40 PM
Ummm,if I ever get an email I'll let you know
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