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Posted: 5/31/2007 6:55:15 PM | Someone's going on a vacation, I hear,
To points south while parking her rear
In the wading pool with a great white metro
While inhaling barbeque ribs and U.S. beer petrol.
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Posted: 5/31/2007 6:59:19 PM | Now wouldn't that be quite a feature,
paddling around with a 'gender-lost' creature,
No yankee beer for me at this time,
She's already stocked my Corona and lime!
28 hours 'til the airbus arrives!!! | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:00:33 PM | 
Haha, you mock, but just you wait!
We're going to make that a photo-op;
You in your pink polkadot bikini,
Sammy wearing his lilac beany,
And the neighbours yelling for us to stop. | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:03:32 PM | Ahha, party favors already, so cool.
You can size up the fridge stuffings, and drool.
Then wade in the shallow end with His Cuteness.
He'd like a doggie bone in a bow tie with a flute, yes!
edit: "lilac beany", lol! | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:05:47 PM | Oh yeah,
The Great White Metro,
Meets the Great White Whale,
Sounds to me ,
Like a scary tale! | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:07:52 PM | You're as white as Sammy?
Hell's Bells, thats a double whammy.
"Blinded by the light", indeed;
Some triple sun-shades should be the creed.
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:13:26 PM | For this occasion,
I'll not pretend,
Fake tan,
has become my friend. | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:16:05 PM |
Sounds like someone is feeling c*cky tonight,
He must need to sow some oats;
I think he just wishes it was him in that pool,
Sitting there with the great white metro fool,
And then WE could ogle and pass on our votes!
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:17:05 PM | I understand it's stinking hot down south.
(No, I meant in Virginia ) So fill your mouth
With ice and ice cream and ice coolers and iced tea.
Then balance your iced Corona between your knees.
edit: har, got some sun here again on this Sunshiney day;
Three weeks of it, feels like paradise just ten minutes away
From my keyboard; one day weekend stretched to three
When I looked out the window and saw blue skies, what a spree! | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:20:48 PM |
I understand it's stinking hot down south.
I didn't fart!
No ice in the drinks,
It can cause Hepatitis,
I'll just toss them down my shirt,
for some Perky-Nipplitis! | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:21:28 PM | And margaritas, coladas,
Hell, any iced drink will do!
Yum, we'll make some sangria,
And pretend we're sophisticated fools.
Edit: aw geez, Leafs, you're really determined to figure out if Sammy is, or isn't, eh? J/K! lol | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:22:53 PM | 
Headlights on at three in the afternoon
Will make sweetness' man stutter and swoon;
This tag-team thing that sounded like his undoing
Could be a godsend for him, no misconstruing.
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:26:54 PM | My only worry,
Is the connection in Philly,
I hear it's dreadful,
I know,it's silly.
Getting excited,
feeling frantic,
A vacation at last,
And a glimpse of the Atlantic.
Haven't seen the ocean in 39 years. | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:29:14 PM | The Ninja's already living the dream
Since I'm such a little peaches-n-cream!
A sweetie-pie who never utters a whine,
I'm such a delightful little ray of sunshine!
Ok, that was a little much, even for me.  | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:37:15 PM |
Ok, that was a little much, even for me.
Inge, fetch me a Tuborg in an upended hollowed-out rhino horn,
Then put the pre-set "play" button on the Swedish porn;
We'll frisk each other for clues, then fall into a snooze
While the hosts call out for more top-of-the-line booze. | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:43:41 PM | Just a question,
Would that I dared,
Is swedish porn subtitled,
For the sexually impaired? | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:45:58 PM |
If you have to read the subtitles, it's a lost cause;
Hard to get a stiff one deciphering bad grammar.
Now those revolving melons and back wiggles give pause
For . In fact, it expands the hidden hammer. | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:51:59 PM | Yes,I would imagine,
Subtitles hard to manage,
besides "Oooohh" and "Aaaahhh",
Sound the same in any language. | |
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Posted: 5/31/2007 7:57:12 PM |
Indeed, when the sausage gets hidden in Inge's twin sister,
Cries of "Ole!" or "Guzundheit!" wouldn't faze me if someone kissed her
On the patootie, then gave her a playful *smack* on the rump.
"Verboten!", though, from Inge-sis would cause a limp noodle for this chump. | |
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| Terse verse..only worse
Posted: 5/31/2007 8:29:07 PM |
Back again!
Not to mention, while watching porn
Most men are 'thinking' with their southern brain;
So being distracted by having to read
Would reduce all the fun and cause too much strain. | |
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Posted: 6/1/2007 2:35:13 AM | looks like I missed all the fun again. hahahaha
prolly going to have to allow me some extra poetic liberty on this one...
no idea where I'm going...
In the days of the knights
there was no grey
wrong was wrong and right was right
just sleigh the dragons, okay
Love, has been a staple of society
since the first mammal evolved
now everything revolves around pity
harness up a dragon, problem solved
Take a ride into the path of fire
embrace your every dream and desire
don't fear what you've been longing for
it will only make you want it more
tell yourself the truth for once
invite your honesty to lunch
how many lifetimes is it going to take me to teach you?
that following your instincts should procede you...
smell the smoke and taste the fire
we're all just here for a short while
 arf | |
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| Terse verse..only worse
Posted: 6/1/2007 2:48:17 PM | It started raining
I think my geranium is masterbating
it just needed more lube
now it will bloom
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Posted: 6/1/2007 3:23:21 PM | ahh dog, tis raining here too!!
FINALLY!
that dreaded smoke in the air getting
beat down to the ground
I walked in it
hmmm I think I bloom now too LOL | |
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Posted: 6/1/2007 8:31:01 PM | B, I loved that knight one!
Off to catch some  now, but first...
Woot woot! The ribs are now marinating,
And the corona's languishing in ice;
Sammy's sporting his best hot pink toenails,
And the limes are just begging to be sliced!
Safe trip, my friend, hope your flights are good
And all goes without a problem;
The countdown's on, just a few more hours,
And I'll see you at 9 am!
See ya next week, everyone! Bikini pics of Leafers and the Great White Metro in the paddling pool will be available soon, heh heh. | |
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