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Posted: 10/5/2007 2:01:51 AM | science created silence
and the cure for analytical
or was that just some other fool?
noone can analyze my behavior
staightjacket de jour
I'm such a tool | |
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Posted: 10/5/2007 1:24:28 PM | just ignore the last one..lol
I reckon I'm one of those freaks like back in the 60's and 70's
seemed like everyone had a bad hair day back then though
except for the straight haired girls with daisies behind their ears
I still really dig that
the scent and texture of the woman's hair makes the woman
and the only two other things are eyes and lips
goddam I'm gettin horny
they just don't seem to grow daisies locally
I think that janis joplin came from this area
I just want a girl who wants to get surreal | |
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Posted: 10/5/2007 9:01:48 PM | think I'll toss myself back into the abyss
bungie cord tethered carefully to my necktie
breath on the bounce up
you ignorant mother fcvker
wait a minute..I ain't gonna do that
yes, I am..no I'm not
I've got a rainy night with thunder in the background
haven't seen the lightning yet
but, the mood is still set
and the candle flickers out loud
seems like a good time to remind myself about walking the red road
every warrior must find his own path
even if it is predestined
pride is often as much of a burden as it is an asset
interupted by the telephone
when it rains it pours
I hate it when I can't see the road
even worse, when I can see it and go down the wrong path for the hell of it
if there was a right or wrong..I would do the right
there is no question about that path
and all the while I think about the Indian Princess
she's always there to put humpty doggie back together again
tells me to stand up straight and stay on the road
I wish the wrong thing just wasn't so much fun, yanno? | |
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Posted: 10/6/2007 2:27:29 PM | she's takin the greyhound back down to georgia
finished her business in DC
a mugger tried to steal her briefscase
I told her not to wear panties unless she took the train
billboards and pecan stands as the miles start to split the distance
she begins to see faint traces of spanish moss in the trees
a single tear upon one cheek
home again
she smiles
there is just something about the south that says "you're home"
I know that we all can't live here...but, at least try a visit
and I don't mean just florida and georgia...I mean the whole southeast
alabama, louisiana, mississippi....I still love girl in montgomery
the real south warms up everything to melt in your mouth
and the real south ain't tampa or miami
might be a few southerners in key west...got drunk and ran out of road
yeah, it actually does happen 
and the biggest contest and arguement is who makes the best biscuits and gravy
well, that and who can paint the biggest murial on their garage of old dixie | |
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Posted: 10/7/2007 3:55:31 PM | I don't even know this gal. But, just 6/7 have voted to delete her thread.
And it just really pysses me off. Prolly just some nucklehead with nothing to do other than to switch profiles and fvck with people. I'd recommend a review if they really weren't such a bore. Anyway, here's what the gal I don't know posted:
poetlover59
Joined: 7/29/2007
Msg: 1
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE
Posted: 10/7/2007 2 54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to eveyone
I hope each and everyone of you enjoy your selves
Celebrating with your family and friends.
We all have so much to be thankful for
If I wrote down a list of all the things that I'am thankful for the list would never end.
Thank God for everything he has given us
Not just on Thanksgiving, but everyday.
All the many blessings and love given and shared
Gifts to be treasured always.
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Now, if that was offensive to you...stay tuned
I think I'll recommend to Admin that your voting feature be removed
He'll prolly read my mail if he has nothing to do
and delete all of your multiple profiles, too
...I just about forgot to  moo | |
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Posted: 10/7/2007 5:14:33 PM | I love a few women
I'm only in love with one or two, though
and I may never write again after this
but, I would enjoy that last first kiss | |
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Posted: 10/7/2007 8:55:04 PM | Aaahhhh bd...the way ya dashed in to defend ....youse luvverly youse is
I love my dog
she's black and has a tongue
down to her knees
bit like yours
without the tricks 
...slurpys ...... | |
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Posted: 10/8/2007 4:23:56 PM | a naughty one just for pickles..
I should have known that she was naughty
when she stole my stogie and blew it back at me
branded by the brandy dripping down her chin
she dipped it in her glass, mine was filled with gin
 buttsniff,,,ahhhhh | |
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Posted: 10/8/2007 5:56:04 PM | she packed a six gun and wore a ten gallon hat
and the brim shading her superbly manicured eyebrows reminded me that
once again, I was born in the wrong century
about 200 years ago, I think I hit puberty
I don't know how many of you actually have had a woman, or a goat, or whatever..
a squirrel?
that's why I only write for one person, sometimes she lives in a trailer
...not this write, though
yanno?
She's the one that keeps the coals hot in the commune furnace
keeps my attention when I'm in her presence
and when I'm not I can feel when she summons me
and it's never a reckoning
it's just someone that she can take off her hat and let her hair down around
welcome, to the dogpound arf | |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 4:56:23 PM | * head note
for those that don't like to read much.
* move on now
because, I just went and got an extra 12 pack of beer
you'd think that I'd do it fast because in the morning I have to be clear
noone respects the fact that I know how many licks that it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop
and the true meaning of "you have to stop"
well, I'm just gonna take a toke and hang out with the c0cksucking cops
and keep to myself and ramble on til I see good and fit to shut up
so, here we go..yanno?
there is nothing like walking into the casino
as long as you have chips, you are given free vino
the suckers are what the oxygen gets pumped in for
the winners only breath out when they ask for a new dealer and their whore
lol...bohemian rhapsody is on the radio..hahahahaha now that's funny!
I might be here longer than I thought...hahaha
but, I don't want to tell you about my day
because, nothing really matters to me...hahahaha
stuck in the 70's
I can't believe that she thought that the queen of hearts was still wild
darlin, nowdays you're just the mother of my child
you still twist your hair like a schoolgirl when you are enfatuated and/or horny..
poker anyone? I already tossed in my ante..
I'll raise you one jack off and you don't even like me
so much for another pearl neclace, eh?
and I do so love to dive for pearls
I stay down til you holler "christ, come up for air, Earl..
I didn't even get in to that new 12 pack yet
if anyone is still, reading..ten minutes at best
I know you meant Earnest...how 'bout I call you Pearl?
we either need to come to an understanding or I should quit rambilin on and typing
both are highly unlikely
as my own tongue bites me
I knew that if I rattled on long enough I'd just want to write to the Indian Princess
noone reads my ramblings, anyway, Sis
I kissed her like I would you
imagine that?
the flavor must have faded from too many years of combat
and now her azz is getting fat
and I'll quit drinking, too
moo | |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 5:17:31 PM |
noone reads my ramblings, anyway
Are you kidding?
Ha. I read 'em all,
Even the ones about ridding
The musk from the on-call.
Jabber away, I'm always here
To read and laugh
And sometimes get skeered
Or touched by touches from riff-raff.
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Posted: 10/9/2007 5:53:18 PM | ^^^ Hey! Who you calling riff-raff?!  
Never fear, dear dawg,
I always stop by for a read here too
Whenever I can;
I always enjoy yours (and everyone's) writes,
It's nice to see how everyone's been,
And just relax for a while here, so you can also call me a fan.  | |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 5:56:33 PM | there are just people that you look right in the lips
only sissies don't understand this
they are always the one's still waiting for a kiss...
I guess I wasn't done yet.. ha
kiss me...don't open your eyes for the first eternity
which should mean forever
I tied the blindfold loosely
trust me
relax
god, narrow it down to two women that I am in love with
just my muse and the Indian Princess
Yeah, just still typing
think I'll go play cards or something
edit:lol: hi guys | |
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Posted: 10/10/2007 6:01:14 PM | I just stuffed my ponytail up under my hat...
I'm not sure why..but, I figured I might as well write about it
My galpal neighbor stopped by to stone me and wanted to vent
guess she found a new place that she wants to rent
but, anyway...this ain't about her
it's just kinda how it started...so, blame that girl
everyone is always trying to figure out things
life was never meant to be complicated
you meet someone and give them a ring
the next thing you know, you're both dead
and I complicate even simplicity
by wondering if it's her or if it's me
and a beautiful sage once said to me:
it doesn't matter why
and now I add to that:
...I'm in a neil young mood lol
ever wonder while you're looking out the window
why her car isn't parked there anymore?
she's just gone.
it doesn't matter why
longing for love and looking for a note
but she's just vanished in a last glimpse of hope
how did she get out of that coat?
I thought that my marlinspike manner was perfected when I started smoking rope
take sixteen pills and then maybe you can cope
it doesn't matter why
yeah...talked to my muse today..sigh
I'd marry her if she were closer to me (did I mention sigh?)
she'd make the perfect wife for the doggie
she not only loves me, she inspires me (get the muse part?)
but, she's one country north and a left at cincinatti
she would never make fun of my knowledge of geography
(she'd just giggle in that teeheehee that tells me that she never wants to be nervous)
and sit on my lap and tell me what she wants santa clause to bring
the only thing on her wish list is eternal spring
and a daisy to put in her hair
I'm just kinda sitting around thinking about building a hothouse..
a temple for the giggly...more or less
cardboard box beneath a palm tree
just make sure that it's big enough for both you and me
muse | |
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Posted: 10/10/2007 8:47:59 PM | I just stuffed my ponytail up under my hat...
somethin' about a man with a ponytail
makes my panties wet...
and flaxen-red piled high under a hat
intensely orgasmic...i'd bet...
no contest the hat or the daisy
i think you'd win but i'm kinda crazy...
in which case i'd wanna trade
unless an unscrupulous deal could be made...
so you take my daisy
and i'll take your hat...
then we'll both look ridiculous
or possibly phat...
lol...simply moovelous no.....?
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Posted: 10/11/2007 12:09:55 PM | hey! You just got muse juice all over my thread! 
yes, I do feel fresher....lmao
ahhh what the hell..I'm done mowing for the day...let's call it happy hour
I've got to close a deal later...but that's what sunglasses are for..bottoms up
as long as I can walk out to the office under my own power
keep a straight face and put my beer in a cup
not slur "thanks a lot...here are the keys"
"tell all your friends where you bought this beauty"
"if you need anything...feel free to call me"
"I live right there" ...is my only warranty
Real people like buying cars from the doggie
everything is basically bullshyt free
I've sold so many cars not even wearing a shirt that it ain't even funny
standing by the grill with some chicken smoking
the swingset there for all to see
shyt like that really puts people at ease
"yeah, the dogs do bite..but, only men"
dunno how many times I've used that line...prolly 110
and the next time they're in the market...they call me back again
I'm as low pressure as it gets...most car dealers are a pain
and if I have a customer that seems like a d1ckhead... I run them right the fvck off
"mr. ain't enough money in the world for me to sell you a car...that's your loss"
I really do stuff like that too
bout the only thing I don't do is moo
hahahaha and yanno that it's the truth
I've been that way since my youth
oh, and I no longer take trade-ins either
"if it's still a good car...why don't you just keep her?"
I could sell ice cubes to eskimos if I really wanted to
but that just ain't me...gotta hum my own tune
and that's the way that I will always stay
hope that's fine with you...but I'm gettin a beer anyway | |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 2:20:46 PM | LMAO too fvcking funny not to share 
here's some positive karma for y'all
so, I'm out closing this deal
gotta sign the paperwork and count out some cash
the wife said where ya wanna do this at?
and the hub said "how bout the tailgate of this truck right here"
him and I are on opposite sides of her...and she asked him...
did you just smoke a joint? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I said...that's prolly me hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm still laughing from her saying this feels like a drug deal and laughing
I'm not talking about a $500 car... she counted about ten times while hub interupted
and she was a tiny country cute with an attitude
I felt envious and yet sorry for the big dude
I mean his shoulders are twice as wide as mine and he's a whole head taller
yet she could pick him right up by the face if she wanted to
and her birthday is the same day as mine just to make things funnier..
no shyt, just a decade younger
yeah...more repeat customers
and now I can moo | |
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Posted: 10/11/2007 6:47:38 PM | don't wonder if I don't sign into mail, darlin
you have to hit the trunk button twice
no..that's the panic button
who am I talking to?
you have to get more familiar with your remote control
sound familiar?
hahaha it was just Mic over
won't even just blow me for a favor
and in my opinion...that's just fvcked up
but apparently my opinion doesn't matter
yanno I'd do her a favor
I'm surprised she didn't take my keyboard with her
just as a personal favor
yanno?
because I'm toasted and it's time to write about stuff
thanks a lot mic...hope the porkchops weren't too tough
thanks for picking out the songs
you know that we always get along
I'll try to stay in pitch even if I don't know the words
...and don't eat the cottage cheese..I changed the date and it's full of spoiled stuff and curds
anyway, obviously she isn't sucking my d1ck...right?
there has never been a hint of "I want your c0ck in my mouth tonight"
prolly be a bad time to write about the Indian Princess
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Posted: 10/12/2007 4:12:46 AM | tossed a couple of pieces of bacon into the pan just for the aroma
something to enhance watching the sunrise
anybody else do stuff like that?
I don't think it's going to be a very spectacular one today...but it smells like sun
it's not even pink and blue..must not be any moisture over the east coast side
but the damn thing is still coming up
smells like just another day | |
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Posted: 10/12/2007 4:35:06 AM | You will NEVER hear my voice
But the giggles are forever
You see I fry in garlic and onion
No wonder am single
I never wanted a vampire
I finally worked out what is burning
You know of essence
I know taste
Without haste
No burning my mail
Give me space
OH and I still admire you for all the translations
How did you know my sweet one is rarely done now?
She's found the honeymoon too exciting
One day she will wake up and know what is work?
Now back to that frying pan
I'll not throw out the burned aromas
I've seen your eggs
I'm not impressed
Much easier to remember who has laid
down the right cards
did I mention am good at that?
See you in canasta dreams?
even better at tables,
for I can remember all the
black jacks...no wonder I sit home alone | |
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Posted: 10/12/2007 9:22:49 AM | we'll play cards sometime when the world spins our happy hours together, darlin..
that's a promise
ten stanzas painted on the stars
looks like greek to me
I've stared at the stars as much as any dreamer can
telescopes, binoculars and even beer goggles
and I never did see zeus looking back at me
wtf...one more for the Indian Princess
lightning bugs light the road... not the moon
store your nuts cause winter's coming soon
you better take a long nap..wake up about june
seems like the only people we fvck nowdays are toons
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Posted: 10/12/2007 6:37:58 PM | thank you for tuning into Friday Night Rant
you may now release your seatbelts and smoke em if you got em
yanno, I have had beautiful women most all of my life
and I've always wondered why
I'm not rich or hollywood handsome
welcome women to a shack not a mansion
even online I seem to befriend and attract some really asthetically perfect ladies
I was talking on the phone the other day with a model who explained it to me
"I'm just looking for someone who is real"
that right there explained the whole deal
because I've always been "here's what you get"
sometimes a sage and sometimes an idiot
women look at asthetics so much more differently than men do
and I've just recognized over the last few years that I attract artists too
hell, 3/4s of my friends are artists, photographers, models and/or writers
used to be tennis players til I got tendonitis
lol
anyway, the whole point of this rant is that "I'm just looking for someone real"
when spoken by one of the most beautiful women on the planet explained the deal
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Posted: 10/12/2007 9:36:40 PM | loyalty
a word not recognized too much anymore
I think that we should spray paint it on the side of trains and overpasses
something for people to absorb while they are in transit to help feed the masses
fvck staring at the airbrushed pictures in some glossy magazine
if I say I'm loyal..I mean I'll take it to the grave
or put anyone in their's that fvcks with you
how's that for clarity? | |
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Posted: 10/13/2007 3:01:30 PM | figured I'd just write something to get another page over with lol
I have absolutely nothing to say
hell, that could be a poem in itself
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Posted: 10/13/2007 3:17:44 PM | ever fealt bad about not mailing or calling old friends for awhile?
of course, we all do
and it's sad that we don't more often send them a smile
nowdays to drop someone a card you don't even have to lick glue
hahaha I recall a girl from back when I was about 11
always signed her letter with s.w.a.k.
and she giggled when she said that it meant seeled with a knee
and that's pretty much how my life has gone for me
....but, I digress | |
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