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Posted: 10/13/2007 6:49:56 PM | template of the perfect woman
burns it's pattern in my sole
(sorry, october always does this to me...
harvest season or the bewitching season..whatever..it happens)
you know that I could talk about the Indian Princess til I am blue in the moon
and I could describe her hair draped down her back like that chic in blue lagoon
cept the Indian Princess ain't got a unibrow lol
I better get moving on faster with this write, yanno?
the perfect woman? okay..I will describe her
she's a little of me and a little of you
mostly you
too much of me and I'd still feel alone
she loves the feeling of satin on butterfly wings
and she knows to be gentle because it's just powder
looks me in the eye and tells me she's lieing and I still doubt her
sat on the roof and kicked off the moss...
oh, excuse me..elton again
the perfect woman?
there are several | |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 11:20:18 AM | lol..I gotta start proof reading before I hit post...I burned a pattern on my fish
 
It's just another perfect day in paradise
but, having you here would make it nice
that kind of "same ole" I could get used to
sunglasses on, a beer in my hand and only thinking about you
I'm going to write something that very few people are capable of understanding
"it's fine by me"
knowing that I never have to look for love, just a lover and companion, is liberating
there never needs to be another romeo and juliet tragedy
it's taken me a couple of years to so deeply understand what "soulmate" means
you know how easy it is for me to complicate pure simplicity
what it means is "now you're free" | |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 11:53:20 AM | oh cares to read; I post so much
no one reads what I post am the spam
it's never what he says
can you hear me swaying the next day
A lady never gives her secrets away
nothng more frustrating than giving away space
the feeling of lost again, begins in hating men
nah am too old for this I've always played fair
Not once have I asked
the King
always laid down
too long waiting for you...honey I wear the vodka skirts
you yannho any thug to destroy man?
....you can choose whatever eye you fancy...
I like to play but my aim is always winning
did I mention am woman? | |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 2:36:37 PM |
too much of me and I'd still feel alone
Wow! That's an astonishing and brilliant line. I wish I'd come up with that Mr. Dog | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 2:54:36 AM | lol thanks sis M hahahahaha
okay...the 5:30 monday morning write..I gotta stop doing this
maybe I should get a calendar
some gal and I can't remember who said "you guys never have clocks"
I'm like "well, there's one on the microwave and the tv turns on at 6:30 everyday"
yanno?
one of my aussie chic friends told me this morning that she was going to play
golf under the moonlight...they use glow in the dark balls
that just sounded really cool...I'd like that..
sloe gin leading to sin and a moonbeam
as I drive the cart irratically
jokes about the ball washers on every tee
most of them coming from her not me
I guess I'll just ramble for awhile again
the options are to scrub the tub or toss and turn
and I don't really want to battle a mildew stain
I'm much more comfortable at the butter churn
maybe I'll put some more of that bacon on
and actually eat it instead of just smoking another bong
I'm about all done with my bed being empty
know what I mean? | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 9:42:50 AM | by request then...
a sensical poem
for a sensual man
from a senselsess chic
...nope i don't think i can...
i prefer absurdity
and babble and trash
hooey and gibberish
and colors that clash...
reality sucks
but dense and dreamyness
makes for a life
filled with bird-brained bliss....
how's dat............?!  | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 10:27:23 AM | lol...my muse prefers to be a silly goose
and longs for the doggie to kiss her poose
kiss kiss slurp slurp and in slides one finger
I'd go for two, but she's one tight humdinger
deep throating her clitty as I stroke her g-spot
don't worry darlin, I ain't gonna stop
til you shoot out juices that cover my whole face
then just to torture you more, I increase the pace
"I want you in me! I want you in me!" she screams as she squirts
having gasms so hard that they damn near must hurt
 moo | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 10:45:08 AM | aweeeeeeeeee....isn't he sweet..............?
holy kitty n' poose...
he makes my lips loose
think i'll let the
humdinger...linger...
for a while longer...
and maybe make my
drink stronger...
woof..... | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 11:17:41 AM | we'll take a break so you can shuck some oysters
the good ones straight from appalachicola
guaranteed to end up with pearls on your breasts
shucking oysters while completely undressed
I'll run my tongue up and down your spine
and open you another bottle of cheap wine
then take you back to bed and eat you from behind
suck you so hard that it blows your mind
hell darlin, I'll even buy you the plane ticket
just to have you make love to my spicket
and chances are that you'll never go home
cause I instinctively know you're the perfect fit for my bone
 arf arf woof moo and many other erotic animal sounds.... | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 11:34:21 AM | fresh oysters to shuck?
and really good ones too....?
might make me wanna fuk
with a dog that goes moo....
(who am i kidding...no 'might' about it...umm edit that to )
and your tongue on my spine?
and my favorite cheap wine...?
sounds simply divine
and perhaps bovine.......
shall i pack my bags then?
and lock up my home...?
to spend the rest of eternity
attending to your bone....
cock-a-doodle-dooooooooo............(erotic huh?!)...woot! | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 11:53:08 AM | bring it on and don't be skairt
and when I pick you up be wearing a skirt
cause on the ride back to the pound I'm gonna be rubbing you down there
toss your panties out the window...I don't care
or better yet...hang them off the mirror
I only need one finger to steer
yeah, your head will fit...I gotta tilt wheel
have a taste darlin...while I make you squeel
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:05:13 PM | oh my, this dog is getting dirty...
and here i thought
i was just being flirty...
shoulda known we'd head south
our regular route
so with open mouth
your spicet i'll toot....?
yikes! i think i may have just sinned
but i get hot at the thought
of my panties
just blowin' in the wind..........
chirp-chirp ? | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:19:53 PM | I could clean it up, but I'd still melt ya
'cause yanno that I'm just your kinda fella
and that ain't braggin, it's just a fact
whether shucking oysters, or rubbing your back
I could read to you from the bible and it would still be sexual to you, cuddlebugg
and there ain't a damn thing that either of us can do about that, shrug
who the hell would want to, anyway?
I'm just a pirate and you're just the sea
and that's the way things will always stay
if I asked you to, you'd marry me
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:30:50 PM | from the book of Jobe
straight to my hooha...
God bless the world
and glory halleluiah...!
call me a sinner then
if the lord says its so
because now you've made me
wanna suck your big toe.........!
speaking of sin
and sex and marriage n' stuff
no need to be nice babes
i like it ruff ruff...!
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:45:47 PM | oh, this is getting good...hahahahaha
when I rub up against you, I turn into pure lust
and it's got nothing to do with your buxom bust
I can smell your hair and taste your breath
and I haven't even kissed you yet
our first kiss will make us both cum
then you'll prolly blow me while I write a poem about your killer bummm
did I mention that I have no class?
after I'll prolly stick my tongue right up your ass
you like it ruff and love it gentle
think I'll take my time? yeah, more than a little
like when I said that you deserve a kiss that you feel clear down to your soul
well, there's more than one way to do it...this time it's through your asshole
 oo oo oo oo ah ah ah ah | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:59:02 PM |  holy Laugh Out Loud...!...............
nothing to do with my buxom bust...?
good lord, i'm slippin' that's usually a must!
taste my breath...and smell my hair?
a magician you be?
how on earth can you do that
when i'm down on my knees.....?
now as for the blowin'
i've already confessed...
to my free-flowing panties
being hot as your guest...
and my 'soul' is yours for the taking Mr. Moo
as long as yours is up in the air too.............
gobble gobble..... | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 1:33:09 PM | gobble gobble and a cornish hen too
if I didn't love you, I wouldn't be playing with you
after all, you are my muse
you share my heart, you can share my house
as all of the innocent rubber neckers wonder what's going on
well, I've just yearned for my muse in my arms for too long
and we ain't gonna go through both of our lives and just have to wonder
if the lightning bolt comes equipped with thunder
so get your buxom everything down here this spring
and if we feel the thunder we'll look at the pawnshop for a ring
yanno that you want to be the one to save me
fvck a bunch of insecurities
I can't believe I'm gonna post that...wow..fvck.. | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 1:46:56 PM | who are you kidding...?
you looooovvvvvvvvvve to play...
with yourself mostly
and...
with April and May...
sounds like Spring kinda huh, those girls names do
might have to kick out December and January too
before I get to you...
so okay you have 4 months then
to get rid of the girls of the month my dear
we'll meet at the pawnshop
and I'll bring the beer..........
you moo-ve me babes............. | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 2:07:50 PM | disbanded the harem along time ago
it's mostly just drea and the Indian Princess now, yanno?
women that really understand me...
guess I better not leave out Lu, Lid or Mari...
yeah, I get your point..
but, that's just something that you'll have to learn to accept while I teach you to roll me a joint..
which will prolly take about twenty years
have no fears
I know you ain't into sharin
but, you know I'm into carin
otherwise there never would have even been a harem
to start with anyways, darlin
so don't get too possesive
I'm really not that aggresive
but I yam what I am
your sailor man
everyone understands that
they just want me happy and getting fat
and I'd never abandon them for anything
even the perfection of you wearing my golden ring
la verite moo la la | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 2:22:20 PM | huh? who said that, what, where and when?
i have no issues, with you and your har-em...
i was speaking in Season, I'm kinda seasoned too
and i kinda like...
those girls that love you...
abandonment is not a sailors term
nor one that i know
or wish to ad-here-m-silent 'e'...(ummm, possible (sp) and/or(not-a-word;))
and yeah, i'm completely possesive
can't help it yanno?
when i love someone
i want the world to know......
translation please........... | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 2:38:35 PM | translation:
yeah, I love you, too..:moo
I'll teach you how to tie knots while you giggle sitting on the boat in the yard
how simple is that?
and take you down to tampa to my pal "uncle larry's" for about a month long wknd
I know that it doesn't take much to please you
I'll be your bodyguard
what else can I say?
want to be my old lady?
I've decided that I'm in the market for one
and I'd prolly get a tattoo of a ladybugg on my arm just for fun
and I'm putting it all right out here that I'm done being alone
you want to be the one that makes my house a home? | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 2:58:19 PM | yes I do
want to be the one...
could say i already am...
if i wanted to hon.
but it doesn't count...
if i choose to be yours...
it has to be you
to open those doors...
and yes, i know
that simplicity rules
and it's the 'only if'...
that follows the fools...
well you and I are neither
unless we talk love
then count me in baby
on that cloud up above...
and i'm not shy to say
that i believe in true love
and forever and a day..........
edit: wtf? old lady....?!...........okay, i respectfully retract everything i've written today strictly on the basis of the 'old lady' business..............................
well except for the love stuff...i meant that....
yeah, and the sex stuff too....
umm, yeah, i meant it all so yeah...i wanna be your old lady....................(wow, fvck...can't believe i'm posting this!) | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 3:02:03 PM | never fear buggs my dear
just a wee little commune of kindred here
who knows you can keep
the dog's bone
all shiny and wet
and the things he will do to you 
well lets just say he's not your average pet LOL
if you will get him out of the house sailing
that would be even better yet
I told him I would even contribute
to the plane ticket
you'd never get bored
even watching the crickets
(or those piss ants in his yard lol)
but, I still get to share recipes from time to time 
we just love this dog cause he is
one of a kind
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Posted: 10/15/2007 3:23:24 PM | awe hiya drea...
and i love the kindred my friend
it's my kinda thingy
goes well with my dingy....
now here's the thing
or..another one i guess
i want more than his bone
and i don't digress
always have
always will
and how it will be
is entirely up to
that doggie
and me...(see, not possesive at all huh?)
but...
how nice it is
to meet anew
someone so lovely
as the 'drea' that is you....
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Posted: 10/15/2007 3:48:57 PM | all my friends are beautiful from the inside out, darlin
there's not a one that doesn't look up when stars are fallin
that's what I've been saying all along
that and Jesus Christ...ex keeps callin
edit: I edited a typo just for you... | |
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